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Arts & Leisure => Entertainment => Topic farted by: buttplug on January 19, 2012, 11:16:32 PM

Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on January 19, 2012, 11:16:32 PM
Has anybody been watching Game of Thrones, of is reading the books? I started reading the series early this fall and am about halfway through the 4th book now. I don't know what I will do when I finish the 5th one, I hope GRRM doesn't take too long to finish Winds Of Winter.

Apparently they finished filming Season 2 (based on book 2, A Clash of Kings). It will start on the 15th.

If you haven't seen the show and have any remote interest in fantasy or political stories, I would highly recommend it. People who are dumb will compare it to lord of the rings because they are dumb, but it is more like a low fantasy political drama.

If you are going to talk about stuff that happens in the show, use spoiler tags and indicate if it is from the show or whichever book.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on January 21, 2012, 03:52:38 PM
No one?!?
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on January 21, 2012, 04:46:07 PM
yeah I love this show! I hope the second will be as great as the first. I havent read the books though. but I'm sure I will someday
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on January 21, 2012, 04:59:38 PM
Just don't make the mistake of skipping the first book because you have seen the show. I read the first book right after seeing the first season and still loved it.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on January 21, 2012, 05:24:38 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1890339Just don't make the mistake of skipping the first book because you have seen the show. I read the first book right after seeing the first season and still loved it.

I dont think I'll read them for some years to come. I still have lots of other books to read first. but yeah I wont make that mistake
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 21, 2012, 05:40:51 PM
summary of game of thrones: everyone dies
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on January 21, 2012, 07:59:16 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1890352summary of game of thrones: everyone dies

atleast they keep it realistic then heh
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 21, 2012, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1890372atleast they keep it realistic then heh

huehuehuehue

yeah dragons are pretty realistic
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on January 21, 2012, 08:16:02 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1890373huehuehuehue

yeah dragons are pretty realistic

Most of it is low fantasy, like dudes with swords hitting each other. Probably like 1/10th of the chapters in the book have any hint of magical stuff in them.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on January 24, 2012, 03:43:37 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1889907Has anybody been watching Game of Thrones, of is reading the books? I started reading the series early this fall and am about halfway through the 4th book now. I don't know what I will do when I finish the 5th one, I hope GRRM doesn't take too long to finish Winds Of Winter.

Apparently they finished filming Season 2 (based on book 2, A Clash of Kings). It will start on the 15th.

If you haven't seen the show and have any remote interest in fantasy or political stories, I would highly recommend it. People who are dumb will compare it to lord of the rings because they are dumb, but it is more like a low fantasy political drama.

If you are going to talk about stuff that happens in the show, use spoiler tags and indicate if it is from the show or whichever book.

season 2 starts on the first noob
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: TruncheonClock on January 26, 2012, 02:38:44 PM
Yeah it's quite good, had the books before the show started though, and I recently brought the latest volume of which i'm about a quarter of the way through.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on January 27, 2012, 12:14:37 PM
Brace yourself...

Another nerd thread is coming.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on January 27, 2012, 12:15:34 PM
Seriously though Game of Thrones is goddamn awesome. I recommended this show to Greyclock but he is to much of a dick to watch it.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on January 27, 2012, 12:16:10 PM
Also Carice van Houten.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on January 27, 2012, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1891269Seriously though Game of Thrones is goddamn awesome. I recommended this show to Greyclock but he is to much of a dick to watch it.

hes missing out
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on March 16, 2012, 12:20:53 PM
So season 2 starts soon
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: Asshatclock on March 16, 2012, 12:36:10 PM
Started reading the first book a while ago, its quite good, series is also ace.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on March 16, 2012, 04:49:07 PM
Can't wait for Arya in Season 2
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on March 21, 2012, 03:37:10 PM
its all about dat robb stark. a king in da north!!!!
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on March 28, 2012, 09:40:08 PM
Quote from: weenie roast;1901288just watched all of season one in 3 days

i wept manly tears over ned :(

I love how they used such a famous actor for him.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on April 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
i love me some game of thrones. Though the first ep of the 2nd season wasnt that impressive.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on April 06, 2012, 01:25:17 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1902779i love me some game of thrones. Though the first ep of the 2nd season wasnt that impressive.

I think it was. made me excited for the coming episodes of the season thats for sure
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on April 06, 2012, 02:35:37 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1902781I think it was. made me excited for the coming episodes of the season thats for sure

My god did that episode re-ignite my hatred for Joffrey.

I want to smash his punkass head against the walls of the Red Keep.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on April 06, 2012, 06:25:14 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1902785My god did that episode re-ignite my hatred for Joffrey.

I want to smash his punkass head against the walls of the Red Keep.

Tyrion should be king he is so awesome
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on April 07, 2012, 04:51:37 PM
i like how that one guy fingered his sister.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on April 07, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1902911i like how that one guy fingered his sister.

s02e01 spoiler
I like how that one guy married all his daughters and made more daughters and married those too
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on April 07, 2012, 05:19:37 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1902921s02e01 spoiler
I like how that one guy married all his daughters and made more daughters and married those too

they never answered when that one guy asked what he does with his sons
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on April 07, 2012, 07:40:52 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1902797Tyrion should be king he is so awesome

Actually if I was able to pick, I would have made Tywin king, and then Stannis for 2nd place.
Quote from: PatriotClock;1902922they never answered when that one guy asked what he does with his sons


book 2 spoiler
he sacrifices/exposes them in the wild
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on April 07, 2012, 08:38:14 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1902922they never answered when that one guy asked what he does with his sons

he doesnt marry those he just fucks them obviously
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on April 08, 2012, 12:00:58 AM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1902950he doesnt marry those he just fucks them obviously

To Craster, they are all his wives.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on April 23, 2012, 03:22:44 PM
Joffrey is a sick fuck.

Bron, Rob, Tyron and those huge wolfs are still awesome though.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on April 23, 2012, 03:27:05 PM
So im reading Book One in between trying not to fail school and just be done and graduated, so I have no idea what that vagina smoke monster was about
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on April 23, 2012, 03:31:26 PM
I have a huge problem with how they cast Asha or however they renamed her (yes they renamed her too!).

ALL MY NERD RAGE
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on April 23, 2012, 04:07:25 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1904766So im reading Book One in between trying not to fail school and just be done and graduated, so I have no idea what that vagina smoke monster was about

yeah that was weird. I looked it up and apparently its a shadow assassin, which is exactly as lame as it sounds.
It reminded me of those shadow dudes from Fable 3.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on May 07, 2012, 05:48:17 PM
My friends have been shitting their pants about this show the last while, so I decided to check it out. Nearly finished Season 1, and I gotta say, this show is absolutely fantastic.

I was pretty sad when Ned died, but honestly, I saw it coming. Being portrayed by Sean Bean 'n' all.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on May 27, 2012, 07:38:01 PM
im ready for Blackwater. Are you?
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on May 27, 2012, 07:45:21 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1908280im ready for Blackwater. Are you?

Truth be told I haven't been watching, I really just have no desire too. I watched SE1 and then read all the books, and it feels like the show is just a clunky recap now. I might watch Blackwater though, They better not cut out Tyrion fighting again. When the cut his second battle scene (and diluted his first battle scene) they really changed how people perceived the character. If they do it again I'll be upset.

Nice avatar btw, they did an amazing job casting Davos.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on May 27, 2012, 07:47:57 PM
Im like 200 pages through the 3rd book, im pretty pissed atm that im studying population and policy issues instead of continuing reading. bummer
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on May 27, 2012, 11:09:18 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pq5e8oUd1r00l9eo1_500.gif)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on May 28, 2012, 03:49:46 PM
I just started the first book (allready watched the series hallfway troughout the second season but hoping to catch up)

I read the books from the soldiers on whom's stories the "pacific" series was based and I think i enjoyed the series much more because it constantly refered to these (more detailed) accounts.

Also I feel like stating that i like how carefully the game of thrones universe seems crafted, sounds and feel really authentic (with some added fantasy of course but gladly it fits in instead of spoiling it)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on May 29, 2012, 02:28:35 PM
Season 3 casting notes spoilers i guess, but not really since it doesnt spoil anyone just lists people and brief descriptions (http://winteriscoming.net/2012/05/ew-scoop-on-s3-the-reeds-are-in-and-so-is-blackfish/)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on May 31, 2012, 04:45:51 PM
apparently i have inadvertently started an avatar/name fad by becoming Davos Seaworth, we also have an Eddard Stark and a Tyrion Lannister.

join the fad thats sweeping the nation clock crew.

whoever becomes Jaqen H'ghar gets all the love I have
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on May 31, 2012, 06:34:00 PM
[U2]25KABvPbq-U[/U2]
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on June 11, 2012, 09:15:40 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82352550/#1lfOtzQ0hKgTFrwb.16

simpsons GOT opening
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on June 14, 2012, 06:50:39 AM
the thing i hate most about this series is that i have to wait a fucking year to see a new episode.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on November 13, 2012, 12:53:37 AM
just finished s02

this guy is a badass

(http://media.screened.com/uploads/2/24782/627210-white_walker.jpg)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on February 23, 2013, 11:22:01 AM


My dick is hard.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on February 27, 2013, 06:59:15 AM
my dick

is

hard
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on February 27, 2013, 02:40:33 PM
God damn, that is a sexy trailer.

I'm just after getting the second season on DVD, so me and a friend are going to have a marathon this coming month to prepare ourselves for the s3 debut.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on March 18, 2013, 06:18:30 AM
[U2]R4XSeW4B5Rg[/U2]

:aaa:
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on March 29, 2013, 01:14:33 AM
wheres Victarion. i want Victarion on tv asap
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on April 01, 2013, 09:05:50 AM
last night's episode was pretty good. Pretty much just re-established the status quo from the end of season 2.

That bug thing at the end freaked me the fuck out
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on April 01, 2013, 07:33:56 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iSA3J6ModV3XX.gif)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on May 31, 2013, 02:21:53 PM
i want this huge img as my avatar asap

(http://files.myfrogbag.com/adoxki/John_Picacio_Daenerys_Targaryen.jpg)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on May 31, 2013, 03:00:12 PM
Awesome red wedding fanart;
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/305/1/f/young_wolf_by_zippo514-d5jmqbm.jpg
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on May 31, 2013, 03:46:31 PM
idgi why is he on the iron throne
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on May 31, 2013, 03:56:31 PM
because it looks cool i guess
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on May 31, 2013, 03:57:30 PM
no spoilers
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on June 02, 2013, 08:56:52 PM
Tonights Spoiler Free Review


Fuck.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on June 03, 2013, 02:36:16 AM
Not gonna like I always kind of liked it when he killed a character I liked

but one thing that pisses me off is (Book 4 spoilers) Zombie Cat, annoying in life and evil in death, fuck that bitch. Trying to hang Brienne and Pod, you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 05, 2013, 03:43:50 AM
no more daenarys titty waaaaat (http://screencrush.com/game-of-thrones-season-3-nude-scenes/)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 05, 2013, 03:47:49 AM
oh they were talking aobut roz who cares she dead
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: buttplug on June 05, 2013, 04:22:27 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1950005no more daenarys titty waaaaat

She's popular now so she doesn't 'need' to do them anymore I guess
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: patriotclock on June 06, 2013, 01:36:19 PM
Shows literally all about Stannis and Davos. If Victarion meets up and becomes best friends with them ill lose my shit. They can kill Dany and ride her dragons into the red keep and just eat everyone. Team rhllor ftw
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on December 25, 2013, 11:10:03 PM
i just found out that thoros of myr is dennis pennis


(http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-201312/fbc6564a6b2cdac2020f299ae62c243a.jpg)

how on earth
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on March 26, 2014, 07:54:31 AM
6 april fuck cant wait aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on April 06, 2014, 10:18:02 PM
Episode was great. Arya is becoming increasingly awesome.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on April 07, 2014, 09:32:50 AM
awesome episode. my favourite bit was actually not all the killing though the ending was awesome dat arya dat hound. but it was the graveyard bit where that fool gave sansa his necklace was kind of cool
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on April 07, 2014, 11:01:40 AM
rip ice
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 09, 2014, 12:56:17 AM
I'm a bit disappointed that they combined the Thenns and the Ice-River Clans. I actually like the Magnar of Thenn in the books.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 09, 2014, 06:47:06 PM
silly question, but how many books of games of thrones exist?

and i guess everyone dies, right?
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on April 09, 2014, 11:07:12 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1969792silly question, but how many books of games of thrones exist?
5, to be 7
Quoteand i guess everyone dies, right?
no just everyone who should live
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: clockradioclock on April 10, 2014, 12:00:10 AM
arya easily my fav character. cool show can't wait till next ep.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on April 13, 2014, 04:58:15 PM
PURP WEDDING TODAY

fuck u
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on April 13, 2014, 09:21:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9AGHrZZ.png)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on April 14, 2014, 07:37:02 PM
It's a shame he had to pie in such a tragic way. Tarting is such sweet sorrow, although I suppose he had his just desserts. I bet these are making him turnover in his grave.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on April 15, 2014, 11:04:36 AM
tyrion gonna get fuckd goddaaammnn
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on April 28, 2014, 07:22:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZQ4b5lB.jpg)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on April 29, 2014, 08:17:36 AM
what how tall is that man what is going on here
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on April 29, 2014, 03:41:20 PM
that's the new guy who's playing The Mountain. His name is Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, and he is 6'9.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on April 29, 2014, 03:55:13 PM
fug
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on May 26, 2014, 10:55:38 AM
I dont want to wait a week goddamn. oberyn vs the mountain is crazy as fuck i cant wait aaaahh
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on May 26, 2014, 10:58:52 AM
MOOOOOOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 01, 2014, 03:21:29 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1971254MOUNTAIN VS VIPER TONITE
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on June 01, 2014, 06:32:52 PM
place bets
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on June 02, 2014, 07:02:36 AM
holy shit that fake-out got me
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 03, 2014, 08:03:08 PM
(http://cdn.fansided.com/gif/GOT11-2.gif)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on June 03, 2014, 09:11:33 PM
oh my fucking god
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 04, 2014, 03:15:59 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/PowerlessHoarseAmericancrow.gif)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on June 04, 2014, 03:17:35 PM
lol.

also do you think tyrion has a chance to live still? I mean hes not dead yet so its possible
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on June 04, 2014, 03:17:58 PM
who am I kidding though
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 04, 2014, 03:19:45 PM
i cant say cause i kno teh spoilers
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 04, 2014, 03:21:50 PM
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Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on June 04, 2014, 05:16:27 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1971618i cant say cause i kno teh spoilers

I've thought about starting to read the books. but I will most likely start to read them when the last one is written so I wont have to wait on that too
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 04, 2014, 05:18:21 PM
(http://cdn.cinemur.fr/posts/cache/lena2.jpg)
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on June 05, 2014, 11:03:52 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1971630

based instagram
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on June 05, 2014, 11:05:26 AM
also that jazzy remix sounds sexy as fuck
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: AstronautClock on June 10, 2014, 08:53:28 AM
when will the clockcrew forums allow webm's?
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 11, 2014, 11:24:28 PM
IKR
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on June 16, 2014, 07:22:26 AM
pretty emotionally impactful finale after last weeks action packed episode. Good shit.
Title: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: TropicanaClock on June 16, 2014, 12:22:45 PM
Dat Briene vs The Hound fight was fucking amazing. Whole episode was cash
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 26, 2016, 02:19:39 PM
,[u2]6fuDDFwH1Qg[/u2]
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on June 26, 2016, 04:13:15 PM
Quote from: ahehehehehehuh on August 25, 1974, 05:07:57 PMa video

Lmao nice


I would have been genuinely surprised and impressed if that had kept rickon alive because it would mean D&D would have had to come up with something for him to do
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on June 27, 2016, 06:13:32 AM
My dick is harder than valyrian steel right now
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: miracle fruit on June 27, 2016, 07:28:24 AM
me after watching the last 2 eps of got:

[u2]zo-YVqV0v4Q[/u2]
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on June 28, 2016, 03:29:17 AM
Cersei just owned the motherfucking game.


Things i didn't get:
How did Varyss travel halfway around the world in an instant.
Isn't that face swap thingy Arya does super tricky? Does she just have a bag with dead people's faces or something?
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RenegadeClock on June 28, 2016, 01:51:13 PM
Yeah but Cersei lost Tommen which was definitely not in the gameplan, even though he did fuck her over by putting her on trial. So it was more of a bittersweet victory for her. Still, probably the most satisfying scene for me this season watching the sparrows get obliterated.

As far as Varyss' speedy travel, I can only assume that the events of an episode could be weeks apart and condensed down for our viewing pleasure. And Dorne is the closest point in Westeros to Mereen, so how long would it take to sail there?
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: RobClock on June 28, 2016, 06:09:26 PM
I personally can't wait for next years season premier were cersei rapes Jaime ontop of tom men's corpse
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PirateClock on June 30, 2016, 05:31:09 AM
Jaime is going to murder the shit out of Cersei fo sureeee

Prophecies
Cersei's queenship

A younger, more beautiful queen will be Cersei's undoing.
“    Cersei: When will I wed the prince?
Maggy: Never. You will wed the king.
Cersei: I will be queen, though?
Maggy: Aye. Queen you shall be... until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.[3]    â€


Cersei's children

Cersei will outlast her children and die by the hands of "the valonqar".


“    Cersei: Will the king and I have children?
Maggy: Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you. Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds, she said. And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar (High Valyrian for "little brother") shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 30, 2016, 04:23:45 PM
interesting post, pirate!

BTW i've been reading online about some of the GoT backstory, and i've gotta ask: (SPOILERS BELOW)

first of all, joeffrey was a sadistic bastard and he got what he deserved (death by poison), therefore, the path was now open for tommen to rule the land.

so, since things became OK in the kingdom with the rule of the calmer, nicer  tommen, then:

-WHY did tommen commit suicide? (he certainly doesnt do it in the books, since he is still alive, ruling the 7 kingdoms as a puppet-king, following the orders of his mother, queen cercei.)

-WHY is jon snow killed 354 times, and why is he such a lousy fighter?

-since jamie lannister is a clever, charming and brave man, seemingly the ideal(?) knight(in GoT), WHY was he having sex with his own twin sister?

did he commit this (horrible) act of incest in order to preserve the ''lannister bloodline'' as a whole, or is it just because he is a twisted guy?

(BTW, many royal bloodlines commited incest at one point or another, in order to preserve the ''purity'' of their bloodlines, and naturally, this resulted in many of their kids being born blind, deformed, sterile and/or mentally challenged.
in fact, extreme incest destroyed the (once) powerful house of the hapsburgs... why they were so stupid?)

-oh, and whats going on with the daenerys and her ''holy cause'' to conquer all of westeros?
is she the ''new, beautiful queen'' that will dethrone cercei?

(to be completely honest though, cercei looks ALOT better than daenerys... both in the book descriptions/drawings, and in the actresses playing their respective parts. (imho lena headey is ALOT prettier than emilia clarke))

also, i really liked the characters/the acting of: peter dinklage as tyrion, of sophie turner as the tormented sansa stark,
nikolaj coster was OK as mr jamie lannister, charles dance was awesome as the big bad evil father of the lannisters,
AND i really liked seeing the legendary actor sean bean in a sword-fantasy movie once again (he was perfect as boromir in lord of the rings!), yet i have to ask: why does sean bean's characters ALWAYS die in his movies/series/in every role that he takes?

thats all.

valyrian swords look cool, yet they will never be like the glamdring/like the orcrist.
gondolin swords are the BEST! (fantasy swords, that is)

END OF SPOILERS
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: PhantomCatClock on December 07, 2016, 03:14:54 PM
are you the real bunnytheis
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 07, 2017, 02:53:01 PM
cercei lannister was killed.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: GreyClock on November 02, 2020, 09:12:13 AM
Quote from: buttplug on January 19, 2012, 11:16:32 PM
Has anybody been watching Game of Thrones, of is reading the books? I started reading the series early this fall and am about halfway through the 4th book now. I don't know what I will do when I finish the 5th one, I hope GRRM doesn't take too long to finish Winds Of Winter.
lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire
Post by: Slurpee on November 02, 2020, 02:02:43 PM
hahahaha