Poll
Question:
Do you wipe before or after you poop?
Option 1: Beforeâ€"I am all about efficiency
votes: 0
Option 2: Afterâ€"I am all about hygeine
votes: 8
Option 3: I wipe my ass, but I do not poop
votes: 4
Option 4: I poop, but I do not wipe my ass
votes: 1
Option 5: I neither poop nor wipe my ass
votes: 2
Option 6: I have no ass and I must wipe
votes: 4
Discuss your disgusting rituals again because the important marketing data was lost and I need it for Clock Day.
after. I am all about hygiene, sir!
this is why i've been voted ''cleanest butt of 1377'' in the royal knighthood votes for clean butts, because im quite clean
i shower after every poop
I shower and poop at the same time
I am all about efficiency
I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop before it comes out of my butthole, and then I fart rainbows. I'm not gay though, so it's very confusing.
Quote from: AbsintheClock on July 21, 2016, 02:54:46 PM
I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop
that explains your eternal anger.
i wish the best for you, and may your hemorrhoids be vanquished forever!
(i.e. to disappear)
PS: btw, my uncle saved his butt by doing an ultrasound hemorrhoid surgery. it worked!
I run the bathwater and get my ass under it. Wiping just smears the shit around and we don't have bidets in the US.
Wipe your ass before pooping? What are you mad
I have no ass and I must wipe
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/URFYCU5qhLE/hqdefault.jpg)
After a poop I have one of my servants wipe their butt in my stead
I like to poop in the shower and then I have a little chopstick that I push it in the grate with