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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: PhantomCatClock on July 19, 2016, 01:56:10 AM

Poll
Question: Do you wipe before or after you poop?
Option 1: Beforeâ€"I am all about efficiency votes: 0
Option 2: Afterâ€"I am all about hygeine votes: 8
Option 3: I wipe my ass, but I do not poop votes: 4
Option 4: I poop, but I do not wipe my ass votes: 1
Option 5: I neither poop nor wipe my ass votes: 2
Option 6: I have no ass and I must wipe votes: 4
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Post by: PhantomCatClock on July 19, 2016, 01:56:10 AM
Discuss your disgusting rituals again because the important marketing data was lost and I need it for Clock Day.
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on July 19, 2016, 04:47:51 PM
after. I am all about hygiene, sir!

this is why i've been voted ''cleanest butt of 1377'' in the royal knighthood votes for clean butts, because im quite clean
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Post by: miracle fruit on July 19, 2016, 11:42:42 PM
i shower after every poop
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Post by: AnkhClock on July 20, 2016, 12:33:25 AM
I shower and poop at the same time

I am all about efficiency
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Post by: AbsintheClock on July 21, 2016, 02:54:46 PM
I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop before it comes out of my butthole, and then I fart rainbows. I'm not gay though, so it's very confusing.
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on July 21, 2016, 07:28:56 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock on July 21, 2016, 02:54:46 PM
I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop
that explains your eternal anger.

i wish the best for you, and may your hemorrhoids be vanquished forever!
(i.e. to disappear)

PS: btw, my uncle saved his butt by doing an ultrasound hemorrhoid surgery. it worked!
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Post by: RenegadeClock on July 21, 2016, 08:35:00 PM
I run the bathwater and get my ass under it. Wiping just smears the shit around and we don't have bidets in the US.
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Post by: TropicanaClock on July 29, 2016, 06:53:50 PM
Wipe your ass before pooping? What are you mad
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Post by: Kodiakclock on August 18, 2016, 10:51:16 AM
I have no ass and I must wipe
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/URFYCU5qhLE/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: Thor on January 04, 2018, 01:36:20 AM
After a poop I have one of my servants wipe their butt in my stead
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Post by: PineappleClock on June 05, 2018, 12:52:46 AM
I like to poop in the shower and then I have a little chopstick that I push it in the grate with