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Title: SBC smileys
Post by: Jamba C. on April 20, 2017, 09:03:22 PM
We've got smileys of these clocks...
:bandwagon: :indi: :furry2: :rockin: :dance: :hmph: :capper: :furry: :sick: _pc_ :bio: :queer: :zoom: :furry: :lo5: :dork:
So why not smileys of Strawberry Clock?
(and jambaclock)
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: Slurpee on April 20, 2017, 09:39:21 PM
StrawberyClock is the quintessence. There is no need to depict him for he is always with us
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: miracle fruit on April 20, 2017, 09:44:23 PM
this is the new strawberry clock:  (http://i.imgur.com/7TJBPkT.jpg)
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 20, 2017, 11:14:45 PM
you put rupee in twice you furry sympathizer
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: RobClock on April 21, 2017, 04:08:31 AM
Orange is a simpler design, circular and close to the standard yellow smiley face, so it reads better visually. SBC used to be the favicon for the site back in .cc done in the same style by the same person who did the emotes but that's ancient history now.
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 21, 2017, 04:36:12 AM
I just spent like twenty minutes going through the screenshots in my external HD of The Laptop Years and finally found one of the CC website (thank goodness I take screenshots of everything with no intention of ever looking at them again) but you can't see the favicon because my dumb browser doesn't show them unless you have the navbar selected
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: GreyClock on April 21, 2017, 07:46:40 AM
Orange is a simpler design, circular and close to the standard yellow smiley face, so it reads better visually. SBC used to be the favicon for the site back in .cc done in the same style by the same person who did the emotes but that's ancient history now.
More like ancient falsified history you goon. I did the SBC favicon, but not the emotes. (Well, apart from :thumbs: and :rolleyes: (although I don't claim responsibility for the messed up animation of the latter, someone tampered with it. Just like somebody else messed up the Flash of the Month award by stretching it poorly in Paint: (http://clockcrew.net/talk/awards/5-mini.gif)))

Anybody still got the original favicon? I remember how hard it was to make a convincing strawberry in a 16x16 space. I tried recreating it from memory and it would be interesting to see how well it lines up: (http://oi63.tinypic.com/atpyzn.jpg) This was experimental archaeology at work, where after a few tries I once again figured out that the omission of the black border around the clockface (as seen in Orange and Battery above) would save me two pixels both vertically and horizontally. Really exciting stuff!
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: RobClock on April 21, 2017, 12:12:01 PM
Orange is a simpler design, circular and close to the standard yellow smiley face, so it reads better visually. SBC used to be the favicon for the site back in .cc done in the same style by the same person who did the emotes but that's ancient history now.
More like ancient falsified history you goon. I did the SBC favicon, but not the emotes. (Well, apart from :thumbs: and :rolleyes: (although I don't claim responsibility for the messed up animation of the latter, someone tampered with it. Just like somebody else messed up the Flash of the Month award by stretching it poorly in Paint: (http://clockcrew.net/talk/awards/5-mini.gif)))!

I am terrifically embarrassed
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: zl on April 21, 2017, 02:29:48 PM
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/atpyzn.jpg)

it's...beautiful
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: GreyClock on April 21, 2017, 05:36:39 PM
it's...beautiful
Thanks pal.

Here's the original, courtesy of Wayback Machine:

(http://i67.tinypic.com/kvuyh_th.jpg) vs. (http://oi63.tinypic.com/atpyzn.jpg)


(http://oi63.tinypic.com/23h0wtx.jpg)
I got pretty close.
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: GreyClock on April 21, 2017, 06:11:09 PM
Two hybrids between the original and the new one, why not?

(http://i65.tinypic.com/6oj2py_th.gif) & (http://oi66.tinypic.com/2reqr2o.jpg) vs. (http://i67.tinypic.com/kvuyh_th.jpg)

I like the new crown, but the original works better as a whole I feel.
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 21, 2017, 10:25:16 PM
More like ancient falsified history you fool. I did the SBC favicon, but not the emotes. (Well, apart from :thumbs: and :rolleyes: (although I don't claim responsibility for the messed up animation of the latter, someone tampered with it. Just like somebody else messed up the Flash of the Month award by stretching it poorly in Paint: (http://clockcrew.net/talk/awards/5-mini.gif)))

Anybody still got the original favicon? I remember how hard it was to make a convincing strawberry in a 16x16 space. I tried recreating it from memory and it would be interesting to see how well it lines up: (http://oi63.tinypic.com/atpyzn.jpg) This was experimental archaeology at work, where after a few tries I once again figured out that the omission of the black border around the clockface (as seen in Orange and Battery above) would save me two pixels both vertically and horizontally. Really exciting stuff!

wow, you've made some really awesome clock/SBC-emoticons, grey! bravo!
i really like the SBC emotes+battery's roll-eyes animation emote.

say, would you be interested on making a BB10 emoticon?
if you do so, i will draw you 3 times, i will add you in my 2+ future movies, and i will give you 23 e-pancakes.
(everything in my offer is real, except from the pancakes. no pancakes can survive the trip to clocktopia, especially if wii clock is around...)

also
@jamba clock: welcome jamba clock, please enjoy your stay, stick around, be creative and have fun!
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: VCRClock on April 21, 2017, 10:33:20 PM
a brief history of modifications to clock crew smilies

:bandwagon: this one comes to us unchanged from at least 2005 clockcrew.net. the pokemon pulling the cart is a peggey. the passengers are pineappleclock and probably quartermelonclock, both somewhat active administrators at the time. also orangeclock because he easy to draw

:indi: this is orangeclock in a hat from 2005 .net
:rockin: this is ornageclock rockin out from 2005 .net; we used to use this one as a litmus test for losers
:sick: this is orangejbddlcknf feeling unwell from 2005 .net
:dork: here, am oregon cloak is feling nerd from 2005

:furry2: I can't seem to find the thread, but this variation on :furry: was created because billiardball10 once sent a pm to another member asking them to buy furry doujins for him because they wouldn't ship to his address or something. being immortalized in this way isn't exactly an honor

:dance: iirc englishclock is responsible for this one. he's the rare kind of clock that actually animated, so by popular demand this little loop was emoticonified

:hmph: mspaintclock was honored with this emoticon when he complained about :stubborn: not being clock themed. he doesn't like this one, either.

:capper: heinekenclock was honored with this emoticon for being an attention-whoring liar; years ago he publicly pretended to have suffered a severe injury that left him wheelchair-bound. he was the kind of person who'd do things like that.

:furry: rupeeclock was the original furry that anybody who knew what the clock crew attitude was about knew didn't belong in the clock crew.

_pc_ i don't know why pumpkinclock got his own smiley. ask me my opinion of pumpkinclock and i will say he seemed like an alright guy

:bio: biologicalclock may soon be the first clock to hit retirement age. i hear he was in his 40s when he was involved with the clock crew prior to when i joined in 2005. especially by contrast, he was probably a lot more level-headed and mature than most of the people then hanging around here. seemed like a natural variation on :tophat:

:queer: insomniaclock was maybe one of the earliest flamboyantly gay clock crew members, and this smiley dates from an era, and time in many of our collective lives, when gay jokes seemed funnier

:zoom: at some point we found a post on an internet forum about scooters or motorcycles where a poster was saying he used to call himself plumclock. in his honor, the zoom smiley, which originally depicted orangeclock like everyhing else, was recolored to depict plumclock

:lo5: another smiley created by a reactionary against unamended somethingawful smilies like :hi5: being added to our fair board; both versions kept as an ugly compromise

bonus beats:
rofflewaff we had a rofl waffle smiley, and then we realized masquattoclock looked like an iron waffle
_pirate_ we used to use this smiley when we still had to talk about software piracy
:mexican: someone doesn't know how to export a damn .gif; sarezjay/ironclock is as mexican as i am asian  :sombrero:
:soups: vanity emoticon :shrug:
:rolleyes: this has always been batteryclock don't know why but he was pretty over the clock crew by the time i got here
:deadhorse: upon a return to the clock crew, tonymontanaclock continued to make "dodgerclock is fat" jokes; dodgerclock had not been seen in years and probably wasn't even that fat, but she was a girl so you know
:bbqbeef: another vanity smiley but mochaclock/bbqbeefburgerman was the type of person to turn himself into a meme and then force it
:suicide: elementsclock had a well deserved reputation for being emotionally unstable and attempting suicide on and off the forums; we keep it classy

the moral of the story is that becoming a forum smiley is often a combination of luck and being annoying. moral #2 is that :duelin: is the only smiley you really need.

:fifen: here's orangeclock holding a "5"
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 21, 2017, 11:14:20 PM
I've been noticing I've been more annoying than usual, lately, mostly because I still check the forums erryday and with less people posting, it looks like I'm turning into a BB10 lastpost factory





can my emoticon be me drinking vodka and jerking my numb peen into a pleasureless orgasm
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 22, 2017, 07:35:18 PM
a brief history of modifications to clock crew smilies
[epic list...]
thats a really nice list and i like the information that is shown in it, yet:
WHO created all the ~2005 CC-themed (orange)clock-shaped emoticons?
all i know is that silver clock created the majority of our (recent and older) emoticons/forum-event awards...

he even created this:
:furry2: I can't seem to find the thread, but this variation on :furry: was created because billiardball10 once sent a pm to another member asking them to buy furry doujins for him because they wouldn't ship to his address or something. being immortalized in this way isn't exactly an honor
yeah, i know the story well...
i wanted to get a cool doushinji comic, but the seller wasnt shipping to greece(only for USA), so i tried to ask from abbazabba clock to help me in a PM.
sadly, he didnt know the concept of ''private'' in the private message, and he decided to share all the info with everyone else. (AKA=he did it for the lolz)

with that beind said, i wasnt exactly a ''furry'', but rather a doushinji comic merchant. that is, i bought various comics, and i sold them to furries/to hentai lovers. it was a good business plan.

and to be fair, i like this emoticon. silver clock did a nice work with this one.

:bio: biologicalclock may soon be the first clock to hit retirement age. i hear he was in his 40s when he was involved with the clock crew prior to when i joined in 2005. especially by contrast, he was probably a lot more level-headed and mature than most of the people then hanging around here. seemed like a natural variation on :tophat:
oh man, biological clock is certainly an interesting person.
i wonder, how old is he now? and does he still remember us?

:queer: insomniaclock was maybe one of the earliest flamboyantly gay clock crew members, and this smiley dates from an era, and time in many of our collective lives, when gay jokes seemed funnier
hmmm, i really believe that its not wrong to make cool gay jokes, as long as they respect the gay person, and as long as they are done with a good taste/with good intentions...

i personally hate the ''political correctness'' that is shoved down in our throats nowadays.

i mean, if we stop making jokes/friendly comedic shows about a [specific group], in order to ''protect it'', then its as if this [specific group] is UNABLE to understand humour, or to laugh/think/process anything correctly.
and thats WAY worse than making a (good-natured) joke about it:
because humour+art will be the first step into including a group with the rest of the world, imho.

hatred and bigotry should be stopped, but free thinking/quality humour/good-natured humour should be allowed.

i mean, i said a funny gay joke/pun to my (gay) cousin, and he liked it alot.
whats with all this ''political correct'' thing? its very stupid.

:zoom: at some point we found a post on an internet forum about scooters or motorcycles where a poster was saying he used to call himself plumclock. in his honor, the zoom smiley, which originally depicted orangeclock like everyhing else, was recolored to depict plumclock
what is a zoom smiley?
and this is a cool scooter emoticon.

:soups: vanity emoticon :shrug:
ah, i know this one. soup clock did it when he was a s(o)uper moderator (sic), and i think it resembled his animated sequence of rolling soup clock, either from the movie ''broken clocks'', or from his sig ''soup-clock: a drug against war''.

:rolleyes: this has always been batteryclock don't know why but he was pretty over the clock crew by the time i got here
say, why did battery clock leave the CC? an old clock told me that he was a good person. is this true?

:deadhorse: upon a return to the clock crew, tonymontanaclock continued to make "dodgerclock is fat" jokes; dodgerclock had not been seen in years and probably wasn't even that fat, but she was a girl so you know
aha, i see. thats very interesting.
i wonder, did anyone ever see dodger clock from an irl photo? if not, then how did the people of CC knew that she was fat?(unless it was a clever case of throw-a-random-shot-and-win...)

still, some older clocks told me that dodgerclock was a very unlikeable, annoying person. hmm.
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 22, 2017, 07:45:09 PM
also: whoever makes a clock emoticon of BB10 wielding a sword, i will give him a GREAT reward.

note: only if the emoticon is good/cool (or animated, even tho its not necessary).
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: GreyClock on April 23, 2017, 08:09:12 AM
yeah, i know the story well...
i wanted to get a cool doushinji comic, but the seller wasnt shipping to greece(only for USA), so i tried to ask from abbazabba clock to help me in a PM.
sadly, he didnt know the concept of ''private'' in the private message, and he decided to share all the info with everyone else. (AKA=he did it for the lolz)

with that beind said, i wasnt exactly a ''furry'', but rather a doushinji comic merchant. that is, i bought various comics, and i sold them to furries/to hentai lovers. it was a good business plan.
lmfao how did I miss this? I'll have to remember that, "I'm just a merchant." You're a furry dude. Everybody, come look at the furry. Ha ha, holy god. You watch According to Jim in that fursuit?
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 23, 2017, 04:38:18 PM
nope.

i was a doushinji merchant, and i was good at it for a while.
it was a good idea.

as for the FR community,
i used to be a lurker on various sites(of that subject), but i stopped visiting those places, because the whole genre is disturbing, at best.

as for a fursuit, only pervs wear those, and im no perv.(im a balanced slightly insane man).

lastly, according to jim is a good show. like i said, its a matter of taste.

oh, and my offer still stands:

whoever makes a clock emoticon of BB10 wielding a sword, i will give him a GREAT reward.

note: only if the emoticon is good/cool (or animated, even tho its not necessary).
 
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: RobClock on April 23, 2017, 05:49:05 PM
definitely not a furry
(http://i.imgur.com/ndXUIxx.jpg)
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 23, 2017, 10:27:03 PM
definitely not a furry
[rob's bullshit]

just because i like the work of various artists, that doesnt make me a furry. (also 70% of DA are bloody furries, its inevitable for me to stumble to an acquintance/a friend/a contact that will draw furry artwork, or that he/she will be (to some extent) a furry.)

BTW, whats your purpose in this thread, bob?
to be a jerk? if so, good 4 you.

Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 24, 2017, 06:10:09 AM
I feel like it wouldn't even be a big deal if you weren't denying it so badly

You have become a walrus without blubber. Destined to die, and to look feeble while doing so.
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: Vegetable Lasagna on April 24, 2017, 09:48:58 AM
I really like where this thread is going
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: Vegetable Lasagna on April 24, 2017, 09:51:21 AM
definitely not a furry
[img]

chris-the-sword added to this collection

Cool fur

Chris-the-sword added to this collection

Dragon girls


Hahaha fuck
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: GreyClock on April 24, 2017, 01:22:58 PM
(http://oi67.tinypic.com/opvdp0.jpg)
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: miracle fruit on April 24, 2017, 06:07:47 PM
lmfao
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 24, 2017, 07:12:37 PM
I feel like it wouldn't even be a big deal if you weren't denying it so badly

You have become a walrus without blubber. Destined to die, and to look feeble while doing so.
once again, you have a good point, phantomcat.

ok, im an ex-furry, but at least i dont show my fetishes all over the forums...
only a douchebag like rob clock would do that.

whatever

also: @grey: hahahaha! great drawing, its very funny, man! i laughed alot with that, thanks.

lastly, my offer still stands:

whoever makes a clock emoticon of BB10 wielding a sword, i will give him a GREAT reward.

note: only if the emoticon is good/cool (or animated, even tho its not necessary).
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 24, 2017, 07:37:54 PM
I would make that emoticon, but all of I sudden I don't want my cat character drawn at the moment
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: GreyClock on April 24, 2017, 07:49:39 PM
I feel like it wouldn't even be a big deal if you weren't denying it so badly

You have become a walrus without blubber. Destined to die, and to look feeble while doing so.
once again, you have a good point, phantomcat.

ok, im a furry, but at least i dont show my fetishes all over the forums...
only a douchebag like rob clock would do that.

whatever
Ha ha wow. PhantomCat, did you consciously set him up to get him to admit that? If so, that's some Machiavellian shit.
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: RobClock on April 24, 2017, 07:56:14 PM
that's uncalled for, i've never showed my fetishes all over this forum
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 24, 2017, 10:34:19 PM
I would make that emoticon, but all of I sudden I don't want my cat character drawn at the moment

oh, come on, man!
its not as if...

i would have feelings for your phantomcat character....

phantomcat
phantomcat
phantomcat

(http://i64.tinypic.com/312vfvs.png)

see? no problem at all. please create a BB10 emoticon for me, and i will reward you with great riches.
(BB10 wielding a (real) sword, either in a static emoticonm or an animated one)

Ha ha wow. PhantomCat, did you consciously set him up to get him to admit that? If so, that's some Machiavellian shit.
you know me grey, i would even admit that im a martian, if it would get me away from trouble.
im just tired with those things.

that's uncalled for, i've never showed my fetishes all over this forum
good one, bob, i will give you that.
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: VCRClock on April 24, 2017, 10:57:15 PM
bb10 i hate to break this to you but beardedsaintclock already made a super cool sword emoticon in mspaint back in 2005

this might hurt your chances

(http://i.imgur.com/p834aLy.gif)
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 24, 2017, 11:08:29 PM
bb10 i hate to break this to you but beardedsaintclock already made a super cool sword emoticon in mspaint back in 2005

this might hurt your chances

(http://i.imgur.com/p834aLy.gif)

hahaha! thats an awesome emoticon, VCR!

how can i get one as well?

[i offer many rewards]
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: Vegetable Lasagna on April 24, 2017, 11:19:37 PM
Seriously reban bb10
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: Jamba C. on April 25, 2017, 02:01:30 AM
Well, then c an JambaClock have his own smiley? :fifen:
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: GreyClock on April 25, 2017, 06:16:07 AM
Ha ha wow. PhantomCat, did you consciously set him up to get him to admit that? If so, that's some Machiavellian shit.
you know me grey, i would even admit that im a martian, if it would get me away from trouble.
im just tired with those things.
There's no backtracking from this, you understand that right? The evidence is overwhelming. Trying to get a fellow Clock to buy furry porn? "I'm a merchant." Favorites of your Deviant Art account filled to the brim with furry shit? "Yeah, that site is like 70% furry, there's no escaping it." I've never seen such feeble explanations. The other day, as I was liking some photographs of Adolf Hitler on Stormfront, I wondered, what's with all these goddamn neo-Nazi's here? No my friend, you'll go down in history in tandem with RupeeClock as the great big furry fuckers. Someone rescue the semen-crusted stuffed animals from this guy's Greek basement of horrors. In all the hundreds of flash movies from here on out you'll only be portrayed with the ears and tail. "yiff si me". What's your fursona? You're a dragonkin, right? Do you like blowing fireballs on your dick? Do you like rubbing that charred little nub over your pet iguana's back?

hmmm, i really believe that its not wrong to make cool gay jokes, as long as they respect the gay person, and as long as they are done with a good taste/with good intentions...

i personally hate the ''political correctness'' that is shoved down in our throats nowadays.

i mean, if we stop making jokes/friendly comedic shows about a [specific group], in order to ''protect it'', then its as if this [specific group] is UNABLE to understand humour, or to laugh/think/process anything correctly.
and thats WAY worse than making a (good-natured) joke about it:
because humour+art will be the first step into including a group with the rest of the world, imho.

hatred and bigotry should be stopped, but free thinking/quality humour/good-natured humour should be allowed.
:hi5:
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 25, 2017, 06:20:31 AM
In all the hundreds of flash movies from here on out you'll only be portrayed with the ears and tail.
In the ashes of this thread, some hope is born
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 25, 2017, 07:36:42 AM
There's no backtracking from this, you understand that right? The evidence is overwhelming. Trying to get a fellow Clock to buy furry porn? "I'm a merchant." Favorites of your Deviant Art account filled to the brim with furry shit? "Yeah, that site is like 70% furry, there's no escaping it." I've never seen such feeble explanations. The other day, as I was liking some photographs of Adolf Hitler on Stormfront, I wondered, what's with all these goddamn neo-Nazi's here? No my friend, you'll go down in history in tandem with RupeeClock as the great big furry fuckers. Someone rescue the semen-crusted stuffed animals from this guy's Greek basement of horrors. In all the hundreds of flash movies from here on out you'll only be portrayed with the ears and tail. "yiff si me". What's your fursona? You're a dragonkin, right? Do you like blowing fireballs on your dick? Do you like rubbing that charred little nub over your pet iguana's back?
well, my friend, all that is fine and good, but there is a problem with this hypothesis:

-am not a furry ''artist'', i only watch+fave random furry shit
-i never wore a fursuit, that would be 200% disgusting and retarded
-cat ears and tail? but im a human! so, no, i would never wore those things.
-i am not involved in any furry movement/convention/art event.
-stuffed animals?! why would i own such things?
-i used to trade furry(and non-furry) doushinji, that is true, so i was a merchant of smut comics, and it was profitable for a while.
but other than that, i wasnt really active in the community, which resulted in me leaving the place alltogether, at least
more than 6 years ago.

the only furries that i like are megan fox and the playboy bunnies. period.
believe it or not, thats what i like.

:hi5:
thank you.
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: GreyClock on April 25, 2017, 07:41:30 AM
ehehehe
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 25, 2017, 08:33:48 AM
by page six it'll be like "yeah I fucked like seven people in that fursuit orgy but after I tried their bondage diapers and praying to nazifur hitler, I left and never looked back so no I'm not a furry"
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 25, 2017, 04:53:40 PM
nah
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: Vegetable Lasagna on April 25, 2017, 09:08:28 PM
Permanently ban bb10 from clockcrew.net
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: miracle fruit on April 25, 2017, 10:16:10 PM
nah
Title: Re: SBC smileys
Post by: SilverCherryClock on May 08, 2017, 02:51:22 PM
definitely not a furry
(http://i.imgur.com/ndXUIxx.jpg)

this pic is a heck of a journey