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losperlan => You cannot fuck a girl because you have a little one => Topic started by: KarkasmolenKlok on December 29, 2018, 01:02:03 AM

Title: I have a baby
Post by: KarkasmolenKlok on December 29, 2018, 01:02:03 AM
Clock Crew please tell me how to parent him
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: UfoClock233 on December 29, 2018, 05:56:11 AM
drop them on their head as much as possible
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: KarkasmolenKlok on December 29, 2018, 02:48:17 PM
So far zero times!

(He has certainly fallen on it himself a few trying to stand up)
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: Jamba C. on December 29, 2018, 05:23:04 PM
HOLD THE PHONE

YOU GAVE BIRTH?!
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: VCRClock on December 29, 2018, 09:01:17 PM
when it calls for attention, you usually either have to feed it or it wants to play the game where it turns to the side and you have to guess which side

if there's poop on the screen make sure to flush it or it'll get sick
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: PhantomCatClock on December 30, 2018, 01:16:09 AM
give it attention instead of letting the ipad raise it to be a SHIT
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: zl on December 30, 2018, 12:05:36 PM
:siren: :siren:
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: PhantomCatClock on December 30, 2018, 02:03:42 PM
A          SHIT
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: KarkasmolenKlok on December 31, 2018, 01:05:57 AM
HOLD THE PHONE

YOU GAVE BIRTH?!
my cloaca shall never recover

:siren: :siren:
It was hard to lure him into the shock collar, and lemme tell you changing batteries with a slingshot is an imprecise art.
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: AbsintheClock on January 13, 2019, 07:49:46 PM
Use your nipples to feed it.
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: KarkasmolenKlok on January 13, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
Use your nipples to feed it.
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: RobClock on January 13, 2019, 10:18:19 PM
Cut it off
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: KarkasmolenKlok on January 14, 2019, 03:55:50 AM
Cut it off
that umbilical cord really helps us find the damn thing
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: AbsintheClock on January 17, 2019, 12:08:48 AM
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back

Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.
Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: KarkasmolenKlok on January 24, 2019, 05:06:21 PM
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back

Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.
I only had the two

...that I know of

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Title: Re: I have a baby
Post by: AbsintheClock on January 26, 2019, 09:29:39 PM
Dress it up as GG Allin for halloween so you don't have to clean it that day.