anybody order a pizza? mmm, this pizza is sooooo heavy. won't somebody help me deliver it
I dont pay you minimum wage to do a 2 man delivery
maybe we can work out some other form of payment, like you staying in the child threads for people under 18 you rat bastard
hello, did somebody order a sexy police officer
actually haha i have a warrant that says somebody here attempted to make a porno with minors present
maybe i'll confess, but you have to beat the shit out of me in a sexy way first
like with a horse whip not with like a nightstick
hey whats going on here
i have a package from amazon
its....wet
sorry im not good at this i just want to fuck
cop roleplaying, im into it