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Clock Crew Archives => Comedy Goldmine => Topic farted by: Craisin on October 07, 2005, 02:32:10 AM

Title: 'Stop the Clock Crew From Harassing Me'
Post by: Craisin on October 07, 2005, 02:32:10 AM
Randomly, "Strawberry-Hourglass" aims me [WOLF3jx6 = AIM] and tells me people are harassing him on the NG BBS, and me, being a 'Clock in charge of stuff' should be able to fix this dire situation!

Most takes place on aim: Transcript to follow
NG BBS THREAD: http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=356584

Note; I never use the NG  BBS, this was a special occasion.

Krogmatic: If I wanted to get people to I.M. you, then they would be messaging you. That would be juvenile.
WOLF3jx6: well you seem to act juvenile enough for yourself
Krogmatic: That is one of the most awkwardly constructed sentences I've seen in about four hours.
WOLF3jx6: since when do you make sentences on aim
Krogmatic: Every time you type?
Krogmatic: If you're not making sentences what the fuck are you making?
Krogmatic: We aren't baking cakes!
Krogmatic: I'm not a fucking baker!
Krogmatic: Are you a baker?
WOLF3jx6: what the hell
Krogmatic: Exactly.
Krogmatic: I just owned you with my mind!
WOLF3jx6: the matrix sucked
Krogmatic: Well, you do the impossible.
Krogmatic: You suck and blow at the same time!
Krogmatic: ZING!
WOLF3jx6: wow gr8 come back
Krogmatic: Speaking of come backs, that reminds me of your mom. She's like a bowling ball. I finger her, throw her in the gutter, and the bitch still COMES BACK for more... ZING ^2
WOLF3jx6: your mother is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house
Krogmatic: Wow, I wish I had a time machine. So I could go back to when that joke was funny.
WOLF3jx6: well that time machine would be great to use for you
WOLF3jx6: when you come up with something better
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.

WOLF3jx6: what the fuck you talkngabout
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: real cute
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: knock it off
WOLF3jx6: dailogue, i win
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: your just goning to keep doing that
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: real mature
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: your kool
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: real badass
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.

TLDR.
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on October 07, 2005, 02:41:20 AM
_praiz_
_praiz_ You did a good job owning him. :] _praiz_
_praiz_
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Post by: StrangeClock on October 07, 2005, 04:24:15 AM
I wasn't aware that we were harassing him, but I do know that I am going to now.
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Post by: RastaClock on October 07, 2005, 09:07:04 AM
YOU GOTTA <3 AIM CONVOS,  :fifen:
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Post by: CrustClock on October 07, 2005, 09:59:06 AM
I'm fairly sure he's not redneckclock.
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Post by: PandaClock on October 07, 2005, 10:00:28 AM
LOL golden you sure fucked him up good.
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Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 07, 2005, 01:43:15 PM
I didn't find those funny.
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Post by: Darkcherry on October 07, 2005, 02:14:10 PM
Quote from: Roman Collar ClockI didn't find those funny.

Well you should have. It's in the rules, you're supposed to find it funny.... didn't you know? I can't believe you didn't know! Noob.
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Post by: Sword on October 07, 2005, 02:22:39 PM
I sometimes wounder why some people hate the Clock Crew.
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Post by: GreyClock on October 07, 2005, 04:14:52 PM
(http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/9440/fuck6pn.png)

ps. that looks suspiciously like a scrotum

psps. hehehe
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Post by: Marlin Clock on October 07, 2005, 04:22:46 PM
It's because they touch themselves at night O_O
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 07, 2005, 04:27:37 PM
Quote from: wavy gravyGolden Clock1337: YOU
Golden Clock1337: CAKE OR DEATH?!
WOLF3jx6: what the fuck
Golden Clock1337: It's the simplest question.
Golden Clock1337: CAKE OR DEATH?
WOLF3jx6: i like cake i guess
Golden Clock1337: VERY WELL
Golden Clock1337: YOU GET CAKE

DONT TOUCH THE CAKE BATMAN!

Golden took spot on top 5 in that one
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Post by: SilverCherryClock on October 07, 2005, 04:28:54 PM
What a fag...
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Post by: Craisin on October 07, 2005, 09:13:02 PM
Anybody who didn't find it funny, is now banned. Have a nice day.
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Post by: CD Clock on October 07, 2005, 09:28:28 PM
Golden's was awesome. Craisin's was funny too. Goldmine please.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 07, 2005, 09:32:22 PM
Golden, I aint laughed so hard reading this forum since yesterday.  I gotta talk to this guy myself when hes next online.  I doubt i'll be able to keep him going as long as you expertly did though.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 07, 2005, 09:33:46 PM
Quote from: DarkcherryWell you should have. It's in the rules, you're supposed to find it funny.... didn't you know? I can't believe you didn't know! Noob.

I hate these damn noobs y'know we are only laughing at them noobs and these noobs cant get the joke joking about the noobs!
I mean really pfft.
 :elitist:
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 07, 2005, 09:34:29 PM
Quote from: CraisinClockAnybody who didn't find it funny, is now banned. Have a nice day.

Do they get the mashed potatoes?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on October 07, 2005, 09:39:44 PM
BM, do you always have to double post when you have a thought a little after you post something?
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Post by: Craisin on October 07, 2005, 09:40:14 PM
Quote from: SatanClockDo they get the mashed potatoes?

Garlic.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 07, 2005, 09:46:47 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockBM, do you always have to double post when you have a thought a little after you post something?

Sorry, bad habit.
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Post by: Craisin on October 08, 2005, 05:06:09 AM
WOLF3jx6: real cute, your prolly 9
Krogmatic: +11
WOLF3jx6: 22 years old
Krogmatic: 9+11 = 20 you douche.
WOLF3jx6: wth math boy
Krogmatic: You cant do 9+11?
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 05:54:23 AM
You can't ban me for that. And what do you have against wolf is annoying or somthing?So many are going to insult me.Hahahaahaha![/SIZE][/COLOR]
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Post by: Sinister Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:03:40 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockYou can't ban me for that. And what do you have against wolf is annoying or somthing?I'm an ugly fuckerPlease fuck me oraly and anally[/SIZE]
Are you wolf?
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:08:02 AM
No. I just don't like it when people are harrassed.
Thats sick!Go to hell!There you happy now clock crew will be to busy harassing me haahahaha!
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Post by: AlbinoClock on October 08, 2005, 06:14:27 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockNo. I just don't like it when people are harrassed.
Thats sick!Go to hell!

What's with the shitty color?
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:15:52 AM
It's barely visible.
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Post by: AlbinoClock on October 08, 2005, 06:21:59 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockIt's barely visible.
Maybe to the color blind. This is much better, but still pretty visible. Beside which, if you don't want people to see something, why post it?
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 06:24:47 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockNo. I just don't like it when people are harrassed.
Thats sick!Go to hell!There you happy now clock crew will be to busy harassing me haahahaha!
Your not a clock at all.  You seem to not realise the obvious fact that this NG kid cannot even realise an obvious joke and is so stupid, it would be rude NOT to insult him.  Leave the internet before hordes of jews chase you out with firelighters.

Quote from: AlbinoClockMaybe to the color blind. This is much better, but still pretty visible. Beside which, if you don't want people to see something, why post it?

Indeed.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 06:25:38 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClockMaybe to the color blind. This is much better, but still pretty visible. Beside which, if you don't want people to see something, why post it?

Indeed.
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:27:20 AM
Ok?That was a really wierd response.and kinda funny.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 06:28:10 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockOk?That was a really wierd response.you know the whole jew thing.

No it was theocratic.
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Post by: BoomStick Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:34:22 AM
kiss me negro
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:35:47 AM
I may have brought a little too much attention to myself ,and NO!I also don't like racist remarks.
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Post by: BoomStick Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:37:58 AM
shut up mexican.
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:38:56 AM
I'am english.
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Post by: BoomStick Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:40:36 AM
no you are mexican and a dirty mexican at that.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 06:40:48 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockI'am english.

You are a Jew more like.
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:42:28 AM
Strange how I keep posting just like wolf,and not stoping which would probrably stop the racist remarks. because I'am stupid.
sorry wolf.
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:43:03 AM
Don't have a religion.
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Post by: BoomStick Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:43:47 AM
WUT?
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 06:46:56 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockDon't have a religion.

Mentiras!
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:47:09 AM
What you mean wut?
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:47:49 AM
Quote from: BlackmagicMiendra!

Miendra?
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 06:48:31 AM
Instant goldmine.
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Post by: BoomStick Clock on October 08, 2005, 06:54:12 AM
WUUUUUUUT?
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 06:55:37 AM
OMG leik stOp spamming guyz. <3  :rockin:  :rockin:
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 07:01:19 AM
Man you really hate me you hunted down half of the posts I made in the last couple of days......I think.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 07:06:18 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockMan you really hate me you hunted down half of the posts I made in the last couple of days......I think.

I assure you that is just in your head.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 08, 2005, 07:29:58 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockMan you really hate me you hunted down half of the posts I made in the last couple of days......I think.

You think i'm stalking you?  I wouldn't say that since in reality its the other way around.  I think everyone here should know i've been followed on the information super highway by this weirdo.  He has been asking me many questions that I dont find comfortable.  I think this website should be kept pure and holy and we should not allow such heathens who worship allah in here.  I mean come on this just cant do.  Cant you understand it is wrong to enter a petrol station and ask to see the manager's anus?  It is just not how we do things!  I've got my eye on you.  And the internet police of AOL has been informed.
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Post by: Bloody Eye Clock on October 08, 2005, 08:44:37 AM
What the hell are you talking about!?
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Post by: Spinningtop<3 on October 08, 2005, 09:02:03 AM
Quote from: Roman Collar ClockI didn't find those funny.

what at all is there un funny about them.
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Post by: SpriteRemixClock on October 08, 2005, 09:11:09 AM
BloodyEyeClock, stop making a horse's ass of yourself. Stop posting, if necessary. Don't even reply to what I'm saying here. Don't post again in this thread, because you're making a mess trying to defend yourself.

Also, to that idiot who sarcastically said "sometimes I wonder why people hate the clock crew", it's just idiots that hate us, idiots like him, wanting to not be hated when he's STARTING ANOTHER RIP OFF OF US. But he's only like 8 years old so I guess we should go a little easy on him.
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Post by: CrustClock on October 08, 2005, 09:46:20 AM
Quote from: Bloody Eye ClockMiendra?

huh? WHat? lol? whats going on?
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 08, 2005, 01:57:42 PM
Quote from: CraisinClockWOLF3jx6: real cute, your prolly 9
Krogmatic: +11
WOLF3jx6: 22 years old
Krogmatic: 9+11 = 20 you douche.
WOLF3jx6: wth math boy
Krogmatic: You cant do 9+11?
loooooooool

edit: it was funny
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Post by: SirClock on October 08, 2005, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: SatanClockloooooooool
Stop being such a retard, and while your at it remove my avatar. Just because your paying for the site doesn't mean you can be Bit Clock version 2.

Ohsnap I harassed. : (
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 08, 2005, 05:06:23 PM
Quote from: Sir ClockStop being such a retard, and while your at it remove my avatar. Just because your paying for the site doesn't mean you can be Bit Clock version 2.

Ohsnap I harassed. : (
a) go suka nut, you got housed avatar style
b) BitClock version 2 would be MegaBitClock, which I am not... Hi
c) ohsnap serverban... joo got served :D
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Post by: Maltese on October 08, 2005, 05:07:45 PM
Quote from: SatanClocka) go suka nut, you got housed avatar style
b) BitClock version 2 would be MegaBitClock, which I am not... Hi
c) ohsnap serverban... joo got served :D
no he'd be byteclock, then megabyteclock, then gigabyteclock, then terabyteclock, then uberbyteclock
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 08, 2005, 05:14:20 PM
Quote from: MalteseClockno he'd be byteclock, then megabyteclock, then gigabyteclock, then terabyteclock, then uberbyteclock
blah i knew i got it wrong... > : (
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Post by: Marlin Clock on October 08, 2005, 05:37:04 PM
Quote from: Sir ClockStop being such a retard, and while your at it remove my avatar. Just because your paying for the site doesn't mean you can be Bit Clock version 2.

Ohsnap I harassed. : (
No, that, my angsty friend, was just being a bitch.
If you don't like him using your avatar just pm him, and maybe ask him nicely?
If you did that I'm sure he'd be obliged, but you just like being crude.

Also, I'd like to see you get us a server and let us have it for free, I don't see why you have to be such a bitch to Bit, but maybe that's just your way cause you seem to be a bitch to almost everyone you meet. You are such an ungrateful sack of crap.
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Post by: SoBe Clock on October 08, 2005, 05:45:44 PM
i gotta say, golden's convorsation with this guy was one of the funniest things ive read in a while.
Golden sure knows how to PWN: AIM style. :army:
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Post by: LeafClock on October 08, 2005, 05:49:53 PM
IM GOUNA TEL ON U 4 MAIKIN PHUN OF MI.
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Post by: SoBe Clock on October 08, 2005, 05:51:09 PM
Quote from: LeafClockIM GOUNA TEL ON U 4 MAIKIN PHUN OF MI.
:confused: wtf was that about?
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Post by: RastaClock on October 09, 2005, 06:08:27 AM
my Conversation, with him goes as followed, it was a battle of skill wit and mind


 WOLF3jx6:  F U
 GrimReaper30548:  WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS???
 GrimReaper30548:  i thought we had something
 GrimReaper30548:  all you do is hang out with the guys, and you never pay attention to me
 GrimReaper30548:  you can sleep on the sofa tonight
 GrimReaper30548:  and im taking the Kids
 WOLF3jx6:  Do me a favor tough guy tell me your clock name unless your too damn afraid of me making a anti-flash about you
 GrimReaper30548:  my name is Wolf3jx6Clock
 WOLF3jx6:  yeah ok who are you supposed to be the local cc comic
 GrimReaper30548:  the one and only
 GrimReaper30548:  i just wanted to say, that i have forgiven you now, and i want to make more babies
 WOLF3jx6:  why does every clock that aims me want to cyber as gay
 WOLF3jx6:  are you really a gay-crew secretly
 GrimReaper30548:  cos its loreal and your worth it
 WOLF3jx6:  what the hell did you say. no 1337 shit thats gay
 GrimReaper30548:  so your a rapper ey, thats ok, you look like a guy who sits on his computer all day.
 WOLF3jx6:  wtf?
 GrimReaper30548:  lets have a  battle k, do you reli think the cc are Ghey?
 WOLF3jx6:  if all they want to do is cyber
 GrimReaper30548:  i dont wanna lie, i dont wanna, preech, but ooh boy when i do your mum up the bum, all she does is Screech
 WOLF3jx6:  fuck you dont talk about my mom
 WOLF3jx6:  real f'n cute
 GrimReaper30548:  i am so cute, you want me bad, the clock crew, is one big Fad
 GrimReaper30548:  FO' SHIZZLE
 WOLF3jx6:  yeah it is a fad some day soon it will die
 GrimReaper30548:  you cannot kill what you did not create, stop being a n00b, or meet your fate
 WOLF3jx6:  my fate.............wth does that mean idiot
 GrimReaper30548:  this has got to stop, it has to stop now, its been a pleasure, but with your dick you measure
 GrimReaper30548:  BAI BAI
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Post by: CrustClock on October 09, 2005, 10:27:56 AM
Quote from: RastaClockmy Conversation, with him goes as followed, it was a battle of skill wit and mind


 WOLF3jx6:  F U
 GrimReaper30548:  WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS???
 GrimReaper30548:  i thought we had something
 GrimReaper30548:  all you do is hang out with the guys, and you never pay attention to me
 GrimReaper30548:  you can sleep on the sofa tonight
 GrimReaper30548:  and im taking the Kids
 WOLF3jx6:  Do me a favor tough guy tell me your clock name unless your too damn afraid of me making a anti-flash about you
 GrimReaper30548:  my name is Wolf3jx6Clock
 WOLF3jx6:  yeah ok who are you supposed to be the local cc comic
 GrimReaper30548:  the one and only
 GrimReaper30548:  i just wanted to say, that i have forgiven you now, and i want to make more babies
 WOLF3jx6:  why does every clock that aims me want to cyber as gay
 WOLF3jx6:  are you really a gay-crew secretly
 GrimReaper30548:  cos its loreal and your worth it
 WOLF3jx6:  what the hell did you say. no 1337 shit thats gay
 GrimReaper30548:  so your a rapper ey, thats ok, you look like a guy who sits on his computer all day.
 WOLF3jx6:  wtf?
 GrimReaper30548:  lets have a  battle k, do you reli think the cc are Ghey?
 WOLF3jx6:  if all they want to do is cyber
 GrimReaper30548:  i dont wanna lie, i dont wanna, preech, but ooh boy when i do your mum up the bum, all she does is Screech
 WOLF3jx6:  fuck you dont talk about my mom
 WOLF3jx6:  real f'n cute
 GrimReaper30548:  i am so cute, you want me bad, the clock crew, is one big Fad
 GrimReaper30548:  FO' SHIZZLE
 WOLF3jx6:  yeah it is a fad some day soon it will die
 GrimReaper30548:  you cannot kill what you did not create, stop being a n00b, or meet your fate
 WOLF3jx6:  my fate.............wth does that mean idiot
 GrimReaper30548:  this has got to stop, it has to stop now, its been a pleasure, but with your dick you measure
 GrimReaper30548:  BAI BAI

hawhaw rap battle.
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Post by: RastaClock on October 09, 2005, 11:41:37 AM
Quote from: Crustclockhawhaw rap battle.

FO' SHIZZLE  :cool:
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Post by: ShieldClock on October 09, 2005, 12:07:10 PM
Quote from: MalteseClockno he'd be byteclock, then megabyteclock, then gigabyteclock, then terabyteclock, then uberbyteclock
Waitaminute, theres no such thing as an uberbyte, WHATS GOING ON HERE.
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Post by: Masquatto on October 09, 2005, 12:27:07 PM
Oh God these are funny. That guy's such a douche. XD