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Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Craisin on October 11, 2005, 03:05:27 AM
And now it itches.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: PintClock on October 11, 2005, 03:06:27 AM
It's worth it.

You know I like a clean workspace.
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Post by: Craisin on October 11, 2005, 03:10:09 AM
Yeah, but I still got hair like... on my legs and shit, just that one area is kind of clear. My girlfriend requested it... I wasn't going to shave my sac, but it looked akward...

I dunno if I'm supposed to use aftershave in that area, but I did anyway, worst burning sensation ever. Needless to say, my dick looks bigger now, and now she will speak cunninL to me.
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Post by: Zeffy on October 11, 2005, 03:13:27 AM
DON'T use after shave in the area.

I dunno.. I prefer men with some hair on their balls... Just not a damn forest.

Itching can last a while.. It takes me a few days to get the itching to stop.

At least you didn't got them waxed. Sometimes the itching is better than the pain from waxing.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 11, 2005, 03:14:12 AM
Never do that. It is the worst 2 weeks you will spend in your life, the first few minutes however are splendid
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Post by: PintClock on October 11, 2005, 03:21:19 AM
I'd only shave myself if she did the same.

Pubic hair is unpleasant to have in your mouth.  But it would offend my masculinity to shave it out of vanity or for made up 'hygiene' reasons.
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Post by: Craisin on October 11, 2005, 03:22:29 AM
Quote from: PintClockI'd only shave myself if she did the same.

Pubic hair is unpleasant to have in your mouth.  But it would offend my masculinity to shave it out of vanity or for made up 'hygiene' reasons.

She did it first. fair is fair.
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Post by: Zeffy on October 11, 2005, 03:23:49 AM
Quote from: CraisinClockShe did it first. fair is fair.

Shave or wax?
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Post by: PintClock on October 11, 2005, 03:24:43 AM
Quote from: CraisinClockShe did it first. fair is fair.


True.

But a flat piece of skin is still easier to shave than a wrinkly old sack.

I don't know if I'm crossing a line here, but do you find she smells & tastes better without the carpet?
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Post by: Zeffy on October 11, 2005, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: PintClockTrue.

But a flat piece of skin is still easier to shave than a wrinkly old sack.




For females, it's easy to shave the outer mound and sides/thigh bikini area, but it gets tricky to shave around the 'lips' area thoroughly. It was be a pain. :(
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Post by: PintClock on October 11, 2005, 03:28:27 AM
Quote from: ^-^For females, it's easy to shave the outer mound and sides/thigh bikini area, but it gets tricky to shave around the 'lips' area thoroughly. It was be a pain. :(


It was worth it.
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Post by: Zeffy on October 11, 2005, 03:29:59 AM
Quote from: PintClockIt was worth it.

True. :p

A good bikini wax is expensive and only lasts so long.

Shaving is easier if it's done often and definetly has more benefits compared to having a big bush.
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Post by: Craisin on October 11, 2005, 03:31:00 AM
Quote from: PintClockTrue.

But a flat piece of skin is still easier to shave than a wrinkly old sack.

I don't know if I'm crossing a line here, but do you find she smells & tastes better without the carpet?

Well, she was already trimmed when I met her, so I don't notice a big difference. However, I dated this other girl with a huge muff, and it was the foulest thing I ever tasted. But that could just be her natural oder, however, most experiences I have, is that the less hair, the better the odor.
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Post by: Zeffy on October 11, 2005, 03:33:13 AM
Quote from: CraisinClockBut that could just be her natural oder, however, most experiences I have, is that the less hair, the better the odor.

I've also read eating habits and your water intake make a big difference in odor too.  I can vouch for that.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 11, 2005, 04:23:32 AM
I love this thread so damn much. And wait, I thought oral sucked when the women was recieving. cant get the tounge in there.
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Post by: PintClock on October 11, 2005, 04:30:23 AM
Quote from: flounderman clockAnd wait, I thought oral sucked when the women was recieving. cant get the tounge in there.


Other way round I think.


You don't need to get your tounge all up in there, just work on that little bit at the front ;)  She'll thank you for it.  Unless she's an ungrateful bitch.
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Post by: Irish on October 11, 2005, 04:55:16 AM
I shaved for my girlfriend. It sucked, there was blood and pain and the new appreciation of not going against the grain, which I happened to do with the first pull. Shit sucked hardcore. You know what I got in return, she queef'd in my face.   :(
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Post by: PintClock on October 11, 2005, 05:18:46 AM
Quote from: IrishI shaved for my girlfriend. It sucked, there was blood and pain and the new appreciation of not going against the grain, which I happened to do with the first pull. Shit sucked hardcore. You know what I got in return, she queef'd in my face.   :(



Going against the grain??

I've heard of having wood, but never like that.
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Post by: Loki Clock on October 11, 2005, 05:29:04 AM
:( My pubic hair is digging into my cock just from reading this thread. Of course, when I did it, all there were were a few girls who thought it was a really cool thing for guys to do. Not a single damn person had ever even mentioned how horrible it is.
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on October 11, 2005, 07:44:51 AM
Girls dig that shit
I hate it
:( I got some berbian blood in my so body hair is something I got enough of ... (no exesive chest hair etc though)
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Post by: Pube Carville on October 11, 2005, 08:31:41 AM
Quote from: flounderman clockNever do that. It is the worst 2 weeks you will spend in your life, the first few minutes however are splendid

Goddamn boy... Ain't your balls even drop... Sommbitch takes two weeks to get some curly q's on his peanut stand.

Quote from: flounderman clockI love this thread so damn much. And wait, I thought oral sucked when the women was recieving. cant get the tounge in there.

How to tell when somebody has never been down there... What kind of disgusting fucking monkey would try to tounge fuck a girl like you're thinking? You got to work the clitoris you crazy bastard. Do you even know what that is? Get some porno mags or something... You really need help.


On another note I can relate to a bald downstairs. Baby powder works wonders especially if you shave in the shower. Shaving your nuts is like cutting through a forest, you can get the tree down, but the stump is gonna be there for a while. Women like it when they got something hairless to play around with... Ain't nothin wrong with gettin all fancy and erotic. Believe me I know!
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Post by: StrangeClock on October 11, 2005, 08:38:56 AM
Not so Pube afterall, eh Carville? You two-faced SNAKE
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Post by: Pube Carville on October 11, 2005, 08:43:26 AM
(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/8265/carvillepubes6wn.jpg)

Important diagram...
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 11, 2005, 09:14:39 AM
Quote from: Pube Carville

Important diagram...

teh pube has no pubes! ZOMG! :(
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Post by: Losperman on October 11, 2005, 09:19:43 AM
Quote from: SatanClockteh pube has no pubes! ZOMG! :(

The Pubergate conspiracy begins to unfold.
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Post by: Zeffy on October 11, 2005, 10:20:23 AM
Quote from: PintClockGoing against the grain??

I've heard of having wood, but never like that.

When shaving other parts of the body, that's how you usually shave. You shave against the grain to get a smoother cut. With how long pubes can be though, it's easier to go with the grain and use a damn good razor to avoid cuts.



Tongue fucking = EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.. As the other people have said, it's better just to stick to the clit and some lip action.
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Post by: PintClock on October 11, 2005, 10:25:40 AM
I tried to make a  funny :(
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Post by: Zeffy on October 11, 2005, 10:34:59 AM
Quote from: PintClockI tried to make a  funny :(

Sorry sir. :(
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 11, 2005, 10:37:48 AM
Quote from: ^-^Tongue fucking = EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.. As the other people have said, it's better just to stick to the clit and some lip action.

HAY! I vouch for tongue fucking to be A-OK! but then again i have been known to play vaginas like violins with my tongue...

anyways its not tongue fucking, its called licking the crevasse!  _praiz_
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Post by: Pube Carville on October 11, 2005, 10:47:50 AM
It's called frying eggs you sick fuck!
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Post by: Pube Savage on October 11, 2005, 10:50:21 AM
This is the most demoralizing piece of internet trash I've ever read in my life!  How could you shave that area?  What are you trying to do, have more premarital sex and then go straight to hell?  Darn you kids and your libby ways.

I can't believe your parents let you do this!
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Post by: Pube Carville on October 11, 2005, 10:52:30 AM
Now you're telling me you don't have any sexual desire? When a woman gets me all ornery and smacks me around it makes me feel dirty. When I do that I got to shave the bottom of myself and I got to have it. Who the hell did you marry anyhow? Pube Coulter? You want to talk about immoral, try sandals with socks.
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 11, 2005, 10:58:06 AM
Quote from: Pube CarvilleIt's called frying eggs you sick fuck!

Frying eggs requires heat, a pan, and some eggs...

Frying eggs is a different term, much like Arabian Sand goggles, The Cleveland steamer, and the New Jersey meathook
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Post by: StrangeClock on October 11, 2005, 11:41:13 AM
Quote from: Pube CarvilleWho the hell did you marry anyhow? Pube Coulter?

I think it's time for her to show her big nose around here.
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Post by: CrustClock on October 11, 2005, 11:45:18 AM
Quote from: flounderman clockNever do that. It is the worst 2 weeks you will spend in your life, the first few minutes however are splendid

QuoteBirthday:
February 7, 1990

NO
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Post by: PintClock on October 11, 2005, 11:48:56 AM
Quote from: CrustclockNO


How old were you when you got pubes???!

I remember getting them at around 13, and not liking them so I used my dad's razor (l0l, now I look back at it)

It was uncomfortable
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Post by: CrustClock on October 11, 2005, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: PintClockHow old were you when you got pubes???!

I remember getting them at around 13, and not liking them so I used my dad's razor (l0l, now I look back at it)

It was uncomfortable

Who the hell shaves their pubes at 15?
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Post by: deadmouseclock on October 11, 2005, 11:52:49 AM
Quote from: PintClockHow old were you when you got pubes???!

I remember getting them at around 13, and not liking them so I used my dad's razor (l0l, now I look back at it)

It was uncomfortable

I had pubes before I was born :rockin:

not really
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Post by: CD Clock on October 11, 2005, 12:08:59 PM
Quote from: CrustclockNO
HEY BUDDY FUCK YOU.







Just kidding.

<3
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Post by: AlbinoClock on October 11, 2005, 12:21:20 PM
Razor burn sucks.  

Oh, and Flounderman, it's called a clitoris.
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Post by: DecepticonClock on October 11, 2005, 03:19:22 PM
Never shave your pubes. Shave your balls, trim your bush with hair clippers or just trim them down with scissors. I don't want to feel 12 and itch my shit for a week. Plus your ballsack stretches like pizza dough so its easy to get at.  :dunce:
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Post by: Johnny Niggerdick on October 11, 2005, 03:32:52 PM
Real men only shave the head of their dick.

And they dont use your pussy safety razor, only old fashion rusty straight edges.


(http://www.woodville.co.nz/images/dcp01168.jpg)
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Post by: MonsterMunch on October 11, 2005, 03:51:47 PM
I would never shave mine. I love my pubes, nothing like have a good pube scratch in the morning!
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Post by: LeekClock on October 11, 2005, 04:00:34 PM
snowy's secks forum plz  :x:
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Post by: who is MagnapolarityClock on October 11, 2005, 04:28:58 PM
Shouldn't this thread be in the Sperm Bank?
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Post by: Munglai on October 11, 2005, 04:32:49 PM
This thread turns me on like nothing else.
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Post by: MagicClock on October 11, 2005, 04:35:11 PM
Ive been shaving down there for a couple of years now...just not my testies.
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 11, 2005, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Ringo StarThis thread turns me on like nothing else.

buttsecks please  :(
Quote from: MagicClockIve been shaving down there for a couple of years now...just not my testies.

OH HEY ITS THE GUY THAT QUIT THE CC! LIEK HI THUR!!
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Post by: Darkcherry on October 11, 2005, 04:59:18 PM
Quote from: CrustclockWho the hell shaves their pubes at 15?

People who want to see what it's like. Perhaps people who feel that it would make them more attractive. Perhaps lonely people who think it would be horny. Perhaps someone with a girlfriend that requested it. Perhaps someone who's allergic to pubes. Perhaps a person that had crabs. Perhaps someone who's pubes had been died purple in a hilarious prank.
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Post by: PandaClock on October 11, 2005, 05:50:18 PM
I want to shave my genital too... the hair itches frequently!!  :(
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Post by: Zeffy on October 11, 2005, 05:54:55 PM
Quote from: LeekClocksnowy's secks forum plz  :x:

Pssh.. This convo is much more sophisticated than the shit that went down in there.  :fifen:
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Post by: Munglai on October 11, 2005, 05:56:45 PM
Quote from: DarkcherryPeople who want to see what it's like. Perhaps people who feel that it would make them more attractive. Perhaps lonely people who think it would be horny. Perhaps someone with a girlfriend that requested it. Perhaps someone who's allergic to pubes. Perhaps a person that had crabs. Perhaps someone who's pubes had been died purple in a hilarious prank.

People on japanese game shows, people in cults, people rebelling against anti-shaving laws.
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Post by: Craisin on October 11, 2005, 09:09:02 PM
It fucking itches.
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Post by: Arctic on October 11, 2005, 09:32:04 PM
It'll itch the first time you do it... maybe a few times after but you should get use to it fast and it won't itch.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on October 11, 2005, 10:10:10 PM
Quote from: TriangleOH HEY IM MAKING A USELESS POST BECAUSE IM FUCKING I'm a edgy teen! LIEK HI THUR!!
Yes, yes you are.[/COLOR]
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Post by: Marlin Clock on October 11, 2005, 10:12:15 PM
No, I got you were insulting Satan, but I was just turning the joke against you, because it's true.
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Post by: MagicClock on October 11, 2005, 10:14:27 PM
Hi, im posting.  Doesn't mean that I am an actual clock.  I fit in with 90% of you!  I mean, how many of you are a true clock?  Maybe a few dozen of you.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 11, 2005, 10:16:48 PM
Triangle shaved a Wacky, Waving, Inflatable, Arm-Flailing Tube Man's scrotum and pubes.

All worship the Clock of Triangle! _praiz_  _praiz_  _praiz_  :fifen:
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 11, 2005, 10:21:53 PM
Watch Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. Then you might get it.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on October 11, 2005, 10:22:32 PM
Quote from: TriangleHey I'm going to pull a Marlin and make the following statement:

Prove it.
Isn't that more pulling an absinthe or albino?[/COLOR]
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Post by: MagicClock on October 11, 2005, 10:22:34 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty ClockWatch Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. Then you might get it.
No thanks.
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Post by: MarshmallowClock on October 11, 2005, 10:30:04 PM
It's all good in the neighborhood.

Here's a hint, do it before you go to sleep, because it won't itch as much the next morning.
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Post by: Zeffy on October 12, 2005, 12:27:41 AM
Thanks to Marlin and you other asses for ruining this wonderful thread. :(
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 07:40:32 AM
Quote from: MagicClockHi, im posting.  Doesn't mean that I am an actual clock.  I fit in with 90% of you!  I mean, how many of you are a true clock fag?  Maybe a few dozen of you.

you fit in with 90%? since when are 90% of us insecure and unstable emofags? and no, true clock you are not for you dont appreciate shit, get the fuck back to your lock legion
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Post by: Jooks on October 12, 2005, 07:53:22 AM
Quote from: SatanClockyou fit in with 90%? since when are 90% of us insecure and unstable emofags? and no, true clock you are not for you dont appreciate shit, get the fuck back to your lock legion
Thanks for destroying the thread. :(
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 07:55:45 AM
Quote from: JooksThanks for destroying the thread. :(

In other news, i reshaved my pubes...

I do it every 3 days to keep it from getting real itchy _praiz_
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on October 12, 2005, 08:03:17 AM
Hay gais this shud go in the goldmine.

AMIRITE!
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Post by: BunnyClock on October 12, 2005, 08:35:31 AM
Quote from: NintendoClockHay gais this shud go in the goldmine.

AMIRITE!

nope
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 12, 2005, 11:54:36 AM
Quote from: SatanClocksince when are 90% of us insecure and unstable emofags?

I lol'ed, I guess 90% of the cc have been insecure and unstable emofags for quite a few years now.
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 12:13:03 PM
Quote from: TriangleOh, well you're the one who CONSTANTLY replies to anything with "Prove it"

Theres probably more than a dozen times in the debate forum, and the latest one came yesterday when I made a statement about how the BBS was a shithole.

No shit, i thought the debate forum was there to allow us to boast who has the bigger penis like so:
Quote from: Triangle
Quote from: squareI have a beig penis
NOSIR MINE IS!!

so yeah, if you are gonna say the bbs is a shithole, back your statement, otherwise thats as similar as saying "The Colonel from KFC has a ranch in Kentucky!"

and thats not more of an insult, youre just making a fool of yourself with that...

Oh lets pull a Triangle

*random bans and banning of everyone who flames him*

Quote from: DWARFINATORI lol'ed, I guess 90% of the cc have been insecure and unstable emofags for quite a few years now.

What would the 10% that remain out there be?
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 12:41:15 PM
Quote from: TriangleHaven't you noticed that its the older members who are being driven away? A big reason for this is because of the dimished quality. I could go and point out hundreds of threads, but I don't have the time to do it, nor do I care that much.

Okay, first off, posting quality is never constant and always good in all forums, believe me I know this for a fact. Every now and then someone funny comes along (i.e. DWARF, you, Golden etc.) and posts some funny shit in a thread and it makes the quality a bit better. But it always fluctuates, and never remains constant in the goldmine/gas chamber extremes.

Secondly, sad to say this but the Clock Crew isnt "forever," people do grow out of it and its not just the newbies, I mean before, I bet everyone here was one, and was made into the person they are because of what the elders/seniors before you treated you. Yeah so some of them go over the limit, and others are willing to work with the pile of things that we have, but unfortunately, in the very end we all grow out of the CC. Biological did and Orange and Piney thought the whole concept fucked up somewhere for them. So what if 75% of the forums is NOT for you? go look at the other 25% or make up your own and try to show some of them HOW TO BE COOL LIKE TRIANGLE or whatever the hell you wanna do. I can hardly imagine a few of us going to extremes and being buried with our CC character engraved on our tombstones with some tagline that made you, who you were as the epitaph:

Quote from: StrawberryClock's GraveB

...no

QuoteYou guys dont even know what funny is. The constant abuse of tricky and pube muppet not funny. The spam forum isn't funny. The original purpose of the spam forum (back on clockcrew.cc) was for people to post random funny shit that wouldnt get passed on general. That doesn't include making a thread every 40 seconds, or some random stupid saying you made up, or even googling for a random image. 99% of you don't understand random funny, so you should all just stop.

Yet somehow one of the admins decided to create a pube patrol and go apeshit on the forums, each with an Smod status? Funny pertains to each and every other individual. hell whats funny to some people might not be to others. Clear example as formetioned before, some people do not like or find woody allen funny, but putting him in a gas chamber, that would be funny to them.

Gug got old, Tricky got old, the muppit got old... everything gets old, but sometimes, old things make us laugh regardless... Im pretty positive there is one moment in the CC that you can recall that makes you break out with laughter whenever you recall it.  

Quoteoh yeah when did I make random bans (excluding oblivion) or anyone who "flames" me? I'd like some examples here.

PikzClock
Banned By: Triangle 10-06-2005 Link Hey theres no use for you anywhere. 10-13-2005 at 04:00

RevolutionaryClock, banned for "racism" when ive seen worse postings from senior members that get away with it...

and whoever was #3 before leek stripped your Smod status.
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Post by: yinyangclock on October 12, 2005, 01:06:29 PM
What the fuck is gug
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Post by: Chainsaw Clock on October 12, 2005, 01:11:05 PM
Once I shaved my whole body,I'm talking the whole 9 yards,except for the Hair on my head.

It was good for the first day,then the days after I itched like Bigfoot with a bad case of crabs and lice.

I am NOT shaving again! (just trimming)
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: YinYangClockWhat the fuck is gug

Concocted by the Glock Group I believe, that or breadfruit...
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Post by: Chainsaw Clock on October 12, 2005, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: YinYangClockWhat the fuck is gug
GUG is to Glock Group
As We are to B
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 01:13:44 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw ClockGUG is to Glock Group
As We are to B
Finish the analogy:

CC is to B : LL is to N : GG is to GUG : JJ is to __

Fill in the blank
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Post by: Chainsaw Clock on October 12, 2005, 01:25:09 PM
Quote from: SatanClockFinish the analogy:

CC is to B : LL is to N : GG is to GUG : JJ is to __

Fill in the blank
I don't know to be honest,I'm not an expert.
My best guess is J /sarcasm
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Post by: Craisin on October 12, 2005, 02:07:04 PM
Thanks for hijacking my thread, faggots.

(http://picsforlue.tripod.com/pics/Thread_Has_Been_Hijacked.jpg)
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Post by: Zebu Clock on October 12, 2005, 03:21:52 PM
Shaving down there is the most unmanly thing ever, unless you have some kind of disease. Be proud of your hair.
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Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 03:24:12 PM
Quote from: CraisinClockThanks for hijacking my thread, faggots.

Oh no you didn't use TRIPOD!

:x:

the bane of the interweb for hosting....

Okay seriously guys, Pubes suck... on women

You dont wanna have to eat her out and there is this muffy bush there... i mean if i ever did encounter this, i would start singing welcome to the jungle by gunz and roses and run away!
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Post by: Zeffy on October 12, 2005, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: Zebu ClockShaving down there is the most unmanly thing ever, unless you have some kind of disease. Be proud of your hair.

Ever tried to give oral to hairy person?
It's not exactly tasty.
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Post by: ChodeClock on October 12, 2005, 03:39:32 PM
This is the first topic I read after creating my account.
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Post by: yinyangclock on October 12, 2005, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Professor DullThis is the first topic I read after creating my account.

hey der hi
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Post by: Chainsaw Clock on October 12, 2005, 03:50:28 PM
Quote from: Professor DullThis is the first topic I read after creating my account.
Well come,we Ru(i)n Newgrounds.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 12, 2005, 04:24:35 PM
Quote from: TriangleYou noobs have been brought up on a quality of posting below what would be considered good. I blame Clockgrounds/Newgrounds for that. So you don't see how bad the post content actually is.

Haven't you noticed that its the older members who are being driven away? A big reason for this is because of the dimished quality. I could go and point out hundreds of threads, but I don't have the time to do it, nor do I care that much.

You guys dont even know what funny is. The constant abuse of tricky and pube muppet not funny. The spam forum isn't funny. The original purpose of the spam forum (back on clockcrew.cc) was for people to post random funny shit that wouldnt get passed on general. That doesn't include making a thread every 40 seconds, or some random stupid saying you made up, or even googling for a random image. 99% of you don't understand random funny, so you should all just stop.



oh yeah when did I make random bans (excluding oblivion) or anyone who "flames" me? I'd like some examples here.

Who the fuck abuses Tricky and the Pube Muppet?  :confused:
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: SirClock on October 12, 2005, 04:56:21 PM
Quote from: Professor DullThis is the first topic I read after creating my account.
Welcome back.
As for this thread, destroyed by fagishnoobanimals.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: DecepticonClock on October 12, 2005, 05:21:46 PM
Hi.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 12, 2005, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: Sir ClockWelcome back.
As for this thread, destroyed by fagishnoobanimals.
Should I guess that's directed at me?
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Wind-up Clock on October 12, 2005, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: CraisinClockAnd now it itches.

Yeah? Well you be glad you don't have jock. Itches lke a bitch, i can tell you that.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 10:01:55 PM
Quote from: Sir ClockWelcome back.
As for this thread, destroyed by fagishnoobanimals.
correction: fail
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: SirClock on October 12, 2005, 10:04:53 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockShould I guess that's directed at me?
Not really.
Quote from: SatanClockcorrection: fail
correction: you smell like burnt cereal.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: AlbinoClock on October 12, 2005, 10:19:37 PM
Quit hijacking this thread right the fuck now.

Does it still itch?
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Dr. Watson on October 12, 2005, 10:23:33 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClockQuit hijacking this thread right the fuck now.

Does it still itch?
UPDATE: I itch
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Craisin on October 13, 2005, 02:11:20 AM
Quote from: Zebu ClockShaving down there is the most unmanly thing ever, unless you have some kind of disease. Be proud of your hair.

In so many words, I was told, either shave, or I'm not getting blowed. I shaved.


UPDATE; ingrown hairs. Sucky.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: AbsintheClock on October 13, 2005, 02:24:21 AM
I'm telling you man... Go with the baby powder after you shave and/or shower.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Dr. Watson on October 13, 2005, 07:29:27 AM
Quote from: CraisinClockUPDATE; ingrown hairs. Sucky.

Its worth the oral pleasure she gives you hopefully  :x:
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Johnny Niggerdick on October 13, 2005, 08:06:28 AM
Quote from: CraisinClockIn so many words, I was told, either shave, or I'm not getting blowed. I shaved.


UPDATE; ingrown hairs. Sucky.
Get revenge and cram your dick as far down her throat and blow a load
or
if shes giving you head with covers over your head (like in bed) hold her head under just give out a nasty fart.
or
When shes blowing you, pull out and blow it in her hair.

you gotta let her know whos boss. Wear the pants.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Dr. Watson on October 13, 2005, 08:10:01 AM
Quote from: Whipped CreamGet revenge and cram your dick as far down her throat and blow a load
or
if shes giving you head with covers over your head (like in bed) hold her head under just give out a nasty fart.
or
When shes blowing you, pull out and blow it in her hair.

you gotta let her know whos boss. Wear the pants.

Quoted for justice! :teach:
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: pawprintclock on October 13, 2005, 08:17:59 AM
I would like to get my guy to shave. I shave for him and I love giving him head, but I cannot stand the stray hair that I come across from time to time.

Blegh.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Dr. Watson on October 13, 2005, 08:31:43 AM
Quote from: pawprintclockI would like to get my guy to shave. I shave for him and I love giving him head, but I cannot stand the stray hair that I come across from time to time.

Blegh.

I got that complaint from my ex- as well, and since then I shaved every damn day for her and madde it as smooth as possible. Oh well...

UPDATE: I Itch profusely ;_;
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: pawprintclock on October 13, 2005, 08:34:05 AM
Quote from: SatanClockI got that complaint from my ex- as well, and since then I shaved every damn day for her and madde it as smooth as possible. Oh well...

UPDATE: I Itch profusely ;_;
I'm not super picky. I'd be happy with him just trimming down the jungle.

It doesnt need to be smooth as a babys ass.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: BobbyClock on October 13, 2005, 09:42:42 AM
I have monkeys in my jungle.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Dr. Watson on October 13, 2005, 11:00:47 AM
Quote from: BobbyClockI have monkeys in my jungle.

Is that another phrase for "I have crabs"?!
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Craisin on October 13, 2005, 01:24:36 PM
Quote from: Whipped CreamGet revenge and cram your dick as far down her throat and blow a load
or
if shes giving you head with covers over your head (like in bed) hold her head under just give out a nasty fart.
or
When shes blowing you, pull out and blow it in her hair.

you gotta let her know whos boss. Wear the pants.

No.
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: Munglai on October 13, 2005, 01:30:19 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw ClockOnce I shaved my whole body,I'm talking the whole 9 yards,except for the Hair on my head.

It was good for the first day,then the days after I itched like Bigfoot with a bad case of crabs and lice.

I am NOT shaving again! (just trimming)

You're a bitch :dork:
Title: I shaved my sac and genital area.
Post by: BobbyClock on October 13, 2005, 01:32:38 PM
Quote from: SatanClockIs that another phrase for "I have crabs"?!
No.