will you marry me?
sure.
paper or plastic?
oh yeah lets get it on, paper
*hot passionate love scene*
i wanted plastic
fuck you, you whore i hate you
youre cheating on me with hitchhiker arent you
bitch
Sorry hun', I forgot please forgive me beautiful.
I SWEAR HITCHHIKER AND I WE JUST MET WE WERE JUST GIVING EACH OTHER HANDSHAKES
UHN HUUHHHHH HURWARRHGGHHHH AWWWOOOO-GAAAAAAAAA
QUACK QUACK OINK OINK KAZOOSH
I AM CUMMING MAKING MY PENIS THE SMALL SIZE AGAIN!!!!!!!
NO PLEASE *KISSES SPLATTER*
HERES THE ICE
You told me you were available you fucking asshole
baby i loved you ever since the first time i paid you $100 at 1 am
baby i loved you ever since i got the fifth installment of $100
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
TO FUK U IS MY RELA TEST TO TRAIN IT IS MY HEART
thats not how it goes
you fucked it up
i hate you now, go fuck hitchhiker up the ass
sorry
oh boy
hitch hiker is a girl anyway i only like boys
SHUT UP HITCHHIKER YOU SUC DIC ALL DAY LONG AND NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU WERE ADOPTED
:(
baby when I look at you i see no clothes on all the time. but thats probably because you never have any on
baby when I look at you I see an ATM
did you just call me fat
what the fuck is wrong with you
i hate you again
we need some serious marriage counseling because youre a fucking bitch
listen honey i do all I can to get work. I even fuck GIRLS for money GIRLS. NOT JUST BOYS
G I R L S
eew girls
SEE WHAT I DO FOR THIS ENGAGEMENT
girls have some serious cooties
you're right why am i so blind that i can not see this beyond my own two feet i am sorry hunny i love you let us have wild african sex while watching tyler perry's house of payne and drinking lemonade
mmmhmmm shut up hitchhiker you fucking faggot
MILK MILK LEMONADE, AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE.
PUSH THE BUTTON, PULL THE CHAIN, OUT COMES THE CHOCOLATE CHU CHU TRAIN
IM THE SCAT MANNN
OH YES BABY OH YES
YOU SEXY FATHERFUCKER
wat
i told my mom about you
she said you sounded like a nice young man
i told "to catch a predator" about you
they said you sounded like a boy molesting tentacle monster
:c
i like it when u give me a handshake
nobody loves hitchhiker
fuc u dic
43 is the meaning of life you fucking asshole
42
dumbass
27
no 43 you faggot
FUCK YOU
FUCK
i want a divorce
FINE YOU CRACKER ASS BITCH
yay I ruined a marriage
You guys are fags. :grumpy:
Shit should've been gassed after one post
FUC KYOU SPLATTER
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1398753FUC KYOU SPLATTER
Oh boy
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1398760Oh boy
what up heiny
Come on Splats, you can do better than TorchClock.
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1398751Shit should've been gassed after one post
Then Goldmine'd after 2.
Quote from: SnakeClock;1245621Come on Splats, you can do better than TorchClock. I've always loved you more than him. Don't you remember those passionate nights when I slithered into your rectum, and we fapped to each other? Come back to me Splats! COOOOOMMMMEEE BAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKK!
.
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398882Then Goldmine'd after 2.
.
Hey Drake,
College sucked.
Quote from: SnakeClock;1398884Hey Drake, College sucked.
I was in College? Woah... must have been wasted or something.
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398889I was in College? Woah... must have been wasted or something.
You were the star, and you were terrible. Your better half is doing so much better. He was funny in
The Wackness.
gay
Quote from: SnakeClock;1398891You were the star, and you were terrible. Your better half is doing so much better. He was funny in The Wackness.
Yeah. But The Wackness will never have a god awful Unrated DVD, now will it?
But that's good, that Josh is better at movies. Even if he makes it famous and I still sing the same damn song when we're in our 80's... I'll never forget the time all of those nights we stayed awake playing with our Anal Matchbox cars.
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1398894you got it so terribly wrong.
It stopped being funny after page 4, when they stopped and we all commented.
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398901Yeah. But The Wackness will never have a god awful Unrated DVD, now will it?
Every movie ever has one of those. Hell, I think
A Beautiful Mind did.
Quote from: SnakeClock;1398904Every movie ever has one of those. Hell, I think A mooi Mind did.
All of them? Sweet! I can't wait to get
Fly Me To The Moon 3D in unrated. Lol, we were even masturbating during the movie, but don't let the police know.
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398902It stopped being funny after page 4, when they stopped and we all commented.
I did it before it was cool
Listen babe I'm really sorry I want to get back together. In private though. Away from these intruding faggots.
oh baby im sorry for what i said lets exchange bodily fluids then cut eachothers dicks off
Also SnakeClock. Fuck you. Splatter and I are best friends and best lovers. This is the best we both can do. Mainly because we're the best two people on earth.
also wtf why isn't this in goldmine jesus leek/losperman
naw jk i love you splatter
also goldmine
IN BEFORE GOLDMINE/GAS