What'd I miss
Everyone died.
That happened in August 2010.
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Zen's finger has turrets.
Quote from: RibsClock;1807630I am clearly the foremost of the Clam Cultists and the paragon of his ideology.
Back to replying to
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I see.
Quote from: RibsClock;1807638I can't even tell what's going on there
Yup, 15 second scribbles of mine look that way.
Quote from: TelephoneClock;1807637Back to replying to
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I see.
You know it bro.
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I missed you Dwarf.
I like your style how you piss everyone off n shit cool beans
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Quote from: Paranoid;1807629Zen's finger has turrets.
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I like what you're becoming Blob.
why must he act like that :(
paranoid you are hopeless
Wait- i thought Paranoid got banned because of the Probie Death Match?
Nah but he'll surely be in the next one.
Also I laughed at the thing Corpsey did.
Quote from: RobClock;1807691Wait- i thought Paranoid got banned because of the Probie Death Match?
he got banned for a month for not having flash.
and its been a month since that.
who is this joker
and by joker i meant unadulterated faggot
I love Corpsey, he has never been directly mean to me. He is also an excellent clock. Rename this the Paranoid loves Corpsegrinder thread.
noidpara
pair o' noids
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+10 cc's if you've played this.
ilshittllx
Waiting for some cranky old bitch to get around to fixing my computer that has flash on it.
fix it yourselfyou fucking pussy
Quote from: Satellite;1808843pair o' noids
This would actually be a better idea for his clock than the one he has now.
This isn't my computer, so I can't download flash on it... And I have no skills in fixing computers. Hitting it didn't work.
I can draw something. Let me think of an idea worthy of the clock crew. Or you could give me ideas.
excuse me guyz i'm trying to make a movie but i need somebody to write it, draw everything, animate everything, direct and produce everything. also would be nice if u could write a motion picture soundtrack and do all the sound fx kthxbi
I spent a while researching creativity, and made this wonderful .GIF....
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:l
It was supposed to be a joke about how uncreative that show was, being based off GEICO insurance commercials...
SPOILER: It wasn't funny
Quote from: BlobClock;1808928SPOILER: It wasn't funny
ur mom
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Quote from: Paranoid;1808930this whole thread
slow clap
Quote from: Paranoid;1808921I spent a while researching creativity, and made this wonderful .GIF....
um, aren't those the kind of lines that are made in flash?
Quote from: clockradioclock;1808980um, aren't those the kind of lines that are made in flash?
oh shit...
Quote from: clockradioclock;1808980um, aren't those the kind of lines that are made in flash?
Ooooooooh maaaaaan
Quote from: clockradioclock;1808980um, aren't those the kind of lines that are made in flash?
So you claim to not have flash and then make a gif in flash. This claim to not having flash is what got you out of the probie deathmatch in the first place. Give me one reason why this doesn't constitute a ban.
Quote from: SoBe Clock;1808993So you claim to not have flash and then make a gif in flash. This claim to not having flash is what got you out of the probie deathmatch in the first place. Give me one reason why this doesn't constitute a ban.
EXIF says Photoshop but that could just be me.
Yeah, they look like PS lines. Flash lines (at the default of 50) don't look like that. They look smoother.
Well if they are made in photoshop then I retract my previous post.
ugh, I'm SO embarrassed : (
Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1808998Yeah, they look like PS lines. Flash lines (at the default of 50) don't look like that. They look smoother.
Which brings forward the next question; why can he have Photoshop, but not flash?
Quote from: BlobClock;1809020Which brings forward the next question; why can he have Photoshop, but not flash?
Why can't he animate in Microsoft Power Point?
Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1809069Why can't he animate in Microsoft Power Point?
Shit he could even animate in Paint.
Quote from: RibsClock;1809006[u2]X5McSEU48Y8[/u2]
Was talking about this in the blast chat a few days ago.
Also...
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Quote from: BlobClock;1809020Which brings forward the next question; why can he have Photoshop, but not flash?
THE PLOT THICKENS
Because my Tablet came with photoshop elements 8.0, and my mom downloaded it while installing my tablet. She says it is okay but flash is not. Stupid bitch.
Plus animated .GIFs can even be made with MS paint and gifninja.com
Quote from: Paranoid;1809187Because my Tablet came with photoshop elements 8.0, and my mom downloaded it while installing my tablet. She says it is okay but flash is not. Stupid bitch.
lmao you really don't need to call your mother a stupid bitch.
Quote from: clockradioclock;1809191lmao you really don't need to call your mother a stupid bitch.
No offence to her, but she is really quite stupid...
Quote from: Paranoid;1809196No offence to her, but she is really quite stupid...
The irony of this sentence. Not stupid people will see it.
Cardinal rule of life: Never disrespect your momma.
she should have told him to pull out.
Paranoid, i thought i raised you better boy! I'm gonna whoop that black right offa you!
Oh no mama I swear I'll be good!
Mr.T looks like he's contemplating suicide in that video.
Quote from: RibsClock;1809204[u2]7_rBidCkJxo[/u2]
Oh god. Thank you Mr T, I see the errors in my ways.
download flash anyway.
Quote from: AstronautClock;1809218download flash anyway.
Yah. If she's such a stupid bitch, she won't notice.
i think it's a genetic thing
Quote from: AstronautClock;1809218download flash anyway.
BE patient young one, I'll get my pc back soon...
Quote from: BlobClock;1809219Yah. If she's such a stupid bitch, she won't notice.
Don't be talkin' bout my mama like that.
Quote from: clockradioclock;1809220i think it's a genetic thing
Your funny.
Quote from: Paranoid;1809222Your funny.
Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, 'Ã, e
Quote from: clockradioclock;1809223' e
thats not correct either
Alright, I propose this:
1. Chill Paranoid till he gets flash.
2. Set the next Death Match. Force him to get Flash.
3. Well, there is no three. Paranoid. Just get Flash already. Change the icon and name of it or something.
there's a space between the apostrophe and the e, leaving room for that pretty little r.
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all that white space is there for a reason boys
Quote from: clockradioclock;1809227there's a space between the apostrophe and the e, leaving room for that pretty little r.
all that white space is there for a reason boys
Oooooh. Your correcting me. Now I see what your doing. Your your your.
Quote from: BlobClock;1809226Alright, I propose this:
1. Chill Paranoid till he gets flash.
2. Set the next Death Match. Force him to get Flash.
3. Well, there is no three. Paranoid. Just get Flash already. Change the icon and name of it or something.
To be fair, your biased as hell Blobby mi boi.
Quote from: Paranoid;1809234Oooooh. Your correcting me. Now I see what your doing. Your your your.
Would have been better if you didn't put the last three words.
Quote from: BlobClock;1809236Would have been better if you didn't put the last three words.
Oh, I see what your saying....
Ok, I am now ignoring all of Paranoid's posts. Bye forever, now :)
Quote from: BlobClock;1809238Ok, I am now ignoring all of Paranoid's posts. Bye forever, now :)
I don't get why you don't like me. I'm so darn lovable!
hey clockradio all that white space is for my dick HAHAHA stfu
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Quote from: AstronautClock;1809241hey clockradio all that white space is for my dick HAHAHA stfu
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an idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again
Settle down Blob and Paranoid.
Also the conjugal issues between Clockradio and Astronaut clearly need a solution. I suggest a long walk on the beach where you guys can discuss your feelings.
really old but i quoted a line from it and now i feel the need to share http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/
Quote from: clockradioclock;1809249really old but i quoted a line from it and now i feel the need to share http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/
You made me spit out my gum laughing. You ass.
Quote from: Paranoid;1809253You made me spit out my gum laughing. You ass.
You really are quite a cunt.
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1809311You really are quite a cunt.
I am aware. I have tried changing, then became to lazy.
Quote from: Paranoid;1809324I am aware. I have tried changing, then became to lazy.
Fixed.
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1809362Fixed.
bahahaha
Quote from: clammo;1809370i might have to be too lazy to not ban you forever
I want to count how many ban threats I have. For real.
Quote from: Paranoid;1809374I want to count how many ban threats I have. For real.
Or you might want to consider why you're getting them, if it really matters that much to you.
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1809376Or you might want to consider why you're getting them, if it really matters that much to you.
It has been considered. I figure it will all be good when I start making decent flash.
Quote from: clammo;1809378i think you should worry about making any flash at all first
I'd love to be makin flash right now. I made a story board for an epic flash about a month and a half ago when I got banned. Can't wait to animate it.
Guys, please stop quoting him. Your ruining the whole point of me hiding his posts.
Paranoid, everyone wants to make an epic flash when they start out. Everyone fails at it. Don't completely forget about it, but set it aside while you hone your skills with flash on a more mundane scale. Every skill needs practice, and animation is no exception. Also, what seems epic to you now might seem like a horrible idea in a few months. You don't want to get stuck working on something that you've started to hate the basic premise of. That's happened to me way too many times.
EDIT: Also, with any flash on a truly epic scale, you're going to need help. That'll be hard to come by now. Get people to not hate you and it'll be considerably easier. This is the value of basic social skills.
Quote from: RibsClock;1809409Unless you're blue
Or munglai
Or koala
Or sinister
Or strange
Or FU
Or any of a number of other folks who have made big ass in-depth movies by themselves.
Unless you're talking about 'help' to get to the level of being able to do that, of course, in which case I agree.
why leave out SBC or orange:stubborn:
Quote from: RibsClock;1809409Unless you're blue
Or munglai
Or koala
Or sinister
Or strange
Or FU
Or any of a number of other folks who have made big ass in-depth movies by themselves.
Unless you're talking about 'help' to get to the level of being able to do that, of course, in which case I agree.
I suppose you have a point there. I was thinking in terms of stuff like voice acting. That and I don't care who you are, if you just got Flash yesterday you
will need help, if only in the form of tips. From what I've seen, Paranoid also needs to work on his drawing skills, though his art isn't as truly atrocious as mine was when I joined the Clock Crew at the tender young age of 12.
You seem cool.
Quote from: RibsClock;1809415Frankly a lot of that depends on whether or not you're able to draw in the first place. Sure there's definitely time to get comfortable with making stuff in flash, for a while it'll look like you're drawing with your left hand, but a lot of it is just practice.
Animation...that's harder. Doing stuff with tweens is basically easy once you're able to draw and are comfortable with some basic tricks. Honestly the best way I can think of to learn is to go watch some of the really good stuff folks have done, see how they did it, practice doing that and digesting that, then digesting the meat of it and spitting out the bones and moving on. I learned a lot of my art technique from seeing stuff Virus and Durian did, and then once I got down their stuff I went on with my own way of doing things.
Alright I'm feeling all sentimental and reminiscent, I think I'll volunteer to help along with the whole learning-this-flash-shit shindig. Whaddya say Paranoid? I'll expect results, or else I'll tell clam to ban you and he'll be like "yes sir!" because he likes me.
I am actually touched that this changed from posting about me sucking this thread has changed into advice. I am awaiting my flash with a new sense of excitement.
Quote from: timmy4080;1809456You seem cool.
Thank you for ruining my thread.
I don't really worry about flash. I mainly work on writing, brogramming, and music. Flash is a good mixture of the three, but I need to get a new tablet before I do anything.
Quote from: Paranoid;1809458Thank you for ruining my thread.
I hate you.
Quote from: timmy4080;1809460I hate you.
This.
Sorry I'm still learning to post good posts.
You need to learn how to pull out.
I knew I was doing something wrong
Someone gas this shit.
Oh wait let's get back to the thing where people where being helpful. I knew Timmy fucked up my thread, he used ADD against me.
Quote from: clammo;1809488its a fight between the far and away two worst posters
it's like they are fighting for table scraps
perhaps they should learn to act good so they can sit at the table instead
Or I could make my own table with a napkin holder.
I give up. It's hopeless.
paranoid you used to be a better poster but then you regressed somehow
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1809500paranoid you used to be a better poster but then you regressed somehow
I was thinking the same thing.
Why are you being intentionally obnoxious since your return, Pair o' Noids?
Because I have a short attention span and honestly forget what I've been told. I can't make myself better so I stopped trying.
Quote from: Paranoid;1809557Because I have a short attention span and honestly forget what I've been told. I can't make myself better so I stopped trying.
No, you're a quitter. You're pathetic.
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I find few things as repulsive as those who use minor mental deviances as excuses for being complete asshats. I have ADD too. I have a hard time focusing enough to remember what people say too. It isn't that fucking hard to not be horrible. It's even easier when everyone's talking in text. Because, you know, everything's already written down for you.
i have assburgers you don't know what its like
im gonna go paint my multitude of transformers figurines
EDIT: I don't really have assburgers
nsfw: http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/sexy-ass-burger.jpg
I dont see why that is nsfw
Quote from: AstronautClock;1809635I dont see why that is nsfw
Well it is a picture of a bare butt with meat (ohohoh) and vegetables in it
That bare butt could do with my meat in it!
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Quote from: RibsClock;1809409Unless you're blue
Or munglai
Or koala
Or sinister
Or strange
Or FU
Or any of a number of other folks who have made big ass in-depth movies by themselves.
Unless you're talking about 'help' to get to the level of being able to do that, of course, in which case I agree.
I was just searching my name because I am an egotistical bastard and it makes me feel all warm inside that you'd group me with them, although I'm not sure why you would.