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you guys think I can get 4k 60fps in emulated breath of the wild on this beast? I can almost reach double digit frame rates in half life 2 at 1080p.

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The true answer to depression and insomnia is to stop sleeping entirely. Now I'm no doctor and I can't legally advise you on your health but I will say that if you follow my advice you will live forever and never die. You might think you're tired at first, but give it enough time and you will ascend beyond your base wretched humanity and mortal need for sleep or coherent thought.

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General Discussion / Re: the persona 5 thread
« on: April 22, 2019, 06:58:23 AM »
I haven't played persona 5 but the same people wrote Shin Megami Tensei IV Apocalypse and holy shitting dickchariot nipples that game was bad. I guess they can't be blamed for it being the first game's map and dungeons in a slightly different order, that's the devs fault, but the writing shits on everything that made the original IV worthwhile and tried to make it more persona-ey. I kept playing it thinking it would pick up or at least add an original dungeon but it never does. and from what I've read of their additions to strange journey's remake they fucked that up too. it ruins every ending from the original and then adds it's own extra versions of said endings which are the "good" versions that imply the originals didn't mean shit. having the persona artist redraw all the character portraits was a real kick in the balls too.

I just can't give persona 5 a chance after all that. I have a sinking feeling that Shin Megami Tensei 5 is gonna take it further and just be Persona with demon recruitment and half P5's budget.

I'm not sure if you're interested in this character because of your Pepper Ann fetish, or if you're just trying to rationalize cheating on Pepper Ann with a new waifu, but Pepper Ann's hair is clearly curly

also the Only good portrayal of female shut-in nerds in anime is Kuragehime change my mind
does serial experiments lain count

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Anyone catch the GoT premier?

Itís still terrible

isn't that show past the source material and is going to be for the forseeable future but they still gotta put seasons out? Once they catch up with the manga, shonen battle anime like game of thrones always go into long pointless filler arcs. jon stark is never gonna find the one piece at this rate. speaking of which

holy shit (nsfw)

the new chapter of attack on titan is looking good. full color pages too!

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General Discussion / Re: Umm...
« on: April 03, 2019, 03:21:10 AM »
I can't find frankclock video poker on newgrounds anymore:(

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General Discussion / Re: Kittens or Puppies?
« on: April 03, 2019, 03:16:43 AM »
are pangolins kitties?




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I actually have a line of microbrews. I piss in half drunk storebrand beer out of dumpsters and relabel it as "Uncle Flounderman's Old Tyme Amber Ale". You'll go blind and die after half a bottle.

FLOUNDERMAN

https://lifehacker.com/amazon-prime-members-can-get-12-months-of-nintendo-swit-1833692949


I don't use amazon enough to justify buying prime. comment section says I gotta get a twitch prime account too. I definitely can't justify that. paying money to watch other people play video games sounds like a surreal kind of hell.  I do miss smash online though. laggy or not.

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you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Re: NEW MOVIE
« on: March 20, 2019, 04:16:26 AM »
2hot4newgrounds

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 20, 2019, 04:13:38 AM »
damn I got confused and was talking about last remnant nevermind lol. I confuse those two games all the time.

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 19, 2019, 10:49:47 PM »
I loved the GBA version and liked the NES version, but I couldn't enjoy the psp version. the sprites were higher resolution but cheap and lifeless.

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Play Smash with me
« on: March 19, 2019, 04:45:16 PM »
you'd think with them charging for online now they would give us some modern features. nope, same basic setup as their previous consoles. also some nes games. I remember some stockholder meeting where they outright stated one of their future goals was to make the service worth paying for, implying it isn't right now (it aint).

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 19, 2019, 04:42:05 PM »
fuckin loved 4. even if the main villain just sorta comes out of nowhere. I bought a 3 dollar used copy of lost odyssey after having it on my list for years and the very next day they announce a remaster. I'm not sure whether to play it or wait.

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General Discussion / Re: What is your most hated chain restaurant?
« on: March 19, 2019, 04:40:15 PM »
why would anyone make a restaurant that's just a salad buffet? why not do one that's just breadsticks or ketchup packets?

Actually I'd make an exception if it was the bread from texas roadhouse that shit's good. I don't care how stupidly loud and western it is.

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anyways australia is gonna out-nanny state itself every few years. I'm curious to hear what happens next. you know britain is outright blocking porn soon.? you gotta go on a government list to see it. under the watchful eyes indeed. iirc australia only bans porn with small tits. no skinny chicks in australia, or spiders under a certain size. if it can't fill up a dinner plate, whether it's a titty or a spider, it's not allowed down under. In a way I can respect that.

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the guy who wrote half life is gone anyways, if it did come back it wouldn't be the true conclusion to the story. even if it played well. you can't have a writer do a whole saga and then just not involve them for the finale. also if it does come out it's gonna be a shared world looter shooter.

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 17, 2019, 03:27:45 PM »
oh wait I meant 6 and 9. I never actually hear about 5 at all. all the hype I ever see goes to the ones immediately before and after it. I completely forgot about 13, yeah in retrospect that one was worse. my buddy had it and iirc it was the one where every dungeon and area is a straight line and battles are practically automatic. 15 is at least fun to play and explore.

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it's got this mediocre 00s webcomic aesthetic mixed with off brand hanna barbera. reminds me of that godawful ctrlaltdel cartoon but more angular. I bet it cost just as much.

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 13, 2019, 08:15:54 AM »
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yeah 6 was probably my favorite
this is what I tend to hear. I actually do plan on playing 5 and 9 at some point. truthfully I only ever beat 1 2 and 4 (and smrpg best rpg EVER). I played a bit of 7 and 15 but got distracted midway through 7 and 15 was a beautifully rendered trainwreck. I'd like to play 7 eventually too, I always liked those prerendered backgrounds. 5 and 9 are a priority though. just behind ever other god damn 90s jrpg I still haven't played. I'll play you someday Live a Live and Parasite Eve.

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There's this girl that's super into me. I know this, because she keeps making these really cheesy puns. I'll say: "I really have to clean out my chimney." She'll say: "I wish you'd clean out my chimney." Or whatever. Anyway, I looked her up on Facebook, because that's the age we live in, and I noticed something: she looks fucking nuts in all of her pictures. Like something's a little off in the eyes. That's a thing right?





UPDATE https://nypost.com/2019/03/12/bro-decodes-nail-art-to-save-guys-from-dating-crazy-ladies/


this is almost as funny as the guy's selfies.


Robin dressed like this once:

but it was a joke
but also kind of the greatest?
bahahaha

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I just remembered I had a toy of that exact incarnation of supeboy. I thought a teenage superman in a leather jacket was cool as hell at the time. yet I probably wouldn't have accepted a batman like that. maybe robin? maaaaaybe. either way he ended up doing glorious battle with gundams and beanie babies.

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