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Messages - ChocolateWaferClock

#1
General Discussion / Special Thanks to PhantomCat
March 02, 2020, 11:26:33 PM
For fucking raping my dog you asshole.
#3
I might lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify.
#4
General Discussion / Re: FLASH FLOOD MEDALS HERE
March 01, 2020, 05:59:16 PM
If it's any consolation I made one that got deleted for using "We Are The Champions" in the credits. Although I don't think that counts.

Well shit I guess I'll shut my mouth then, shit.
#5
For letting me leach off of their efforts as a means of improving my movie count. It was a blast working with the likes of your talent. Especially Thor (still big thanks to RB and Marlin) for Kickstarting my shitty voice acting career.
#6
General Discussion / Re: FLASH FLOOD MEDALS HERE
March 01, 2020, 03:58:53 PM
I had a hand in eight flicks this month. While my contribution to the flood were rather minimal in comparison to say anybody else who actually participated, I too would like a pixelized shiny thing to commemorate the fun I had in participating.

Signed, ChocolateWaferCunt.

#7
General Discussion / FLASH FLOOD MEDALS HERE
March 01, 2020, 12:05:38 PM
Oh you thought I had them? I'm fucking ChocolateWafer you pleb. This is just to get the attention of a mod who will get off their ass and make a medal.
#8
AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT
#9
General Discussion / Oh yeah
February 27, 2020, 04:13:58 PM
I rebranded as ChocolateWaferClock...
#10
General Discussion / Re: Got a question
February 25, 2020, 07:03:30 PM
Alright I listened to your advice and I decided to fuck a toilet.

I'm at the QT on Bell Rd. In Arizona. Gonna need some help. Please.
#11
General Discussion / Got a question
February 25, 2020, 02:45:40 PM
Say Person 1 has an STD. Chlamydia, HIV, Etc. Doesn't matter just an std. They masterbate and cum in a public toilet. They don't flush it. The contents of their semen linger in the toilet. Person 2 comes along and shits in the toilet. The shit is so large that it makes a splash. The STD ridden pathegeon splashes up into the asshole of Person 2.

Does Person 2 have an STD now?
#12
I mean they wouldn't be wrong.
#13
General Discussion / Not to get political or anything...
February 24, 2020, 09:17:43 AM
But what the fuck is peanut butter?
#14
P cat pull down your pants and I'll get the funnel.
#15
Oh shit I think I'm gonna five
#16
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Who was in the wrong?
February 23, 2020, 02:23:11 PM
^^^^
#17
Aw fuck I'm dead.
#18
General Discussion / Re: Going to the cinema tomorrow
February 19, 2020, 04:21:26 PM
Glad they finally adapted my favorite anime.
#19
Reception Desk / Re: Coffin clock
February 19, 2020, 04:17:46 PM
Welcome. I'm the town bitch, waferclock. Nice to meet you.
#20
Effective at noon today, I surrendered all rights to the cc to ThorClock. Don't ask how I got them.