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General Discussion / Re: we’re screwed
« on: July 14, 2019, 02:34:24 PM »
I'm going to pull my pecker and shit all over pictures of movie stars, and it will still be more relevant than this post.


I also look forward to the switch lite so I can use this as my theme song while I beat your ass in pokemon.


Rip Torn

No, just like nobody ever took Brainsnail.

General Discussion / Re: Uh oh here he goes again
« on: July 06, 2019, 09:30:16 PM »
Oh hey welcome back Wafer, that new avatar looks great on you.


I got your fireworks right here.

General Discussion / Re: ATTN VCR
« on: July 04, 2019, 05:47:04 AM »
The pink ones are the best.

General Discussion / Re: ATTN VCR
« on: July 03, 2019, 04:10:21 PM »
Only if you eat it after.

General Discussion / Re: ATTN VCR
« on: July 03, 2019, 01:25:35 PM »
Beat you to it. I wiiiiiiiiiin. Feel free to undo it when he grovels to come back, cuz I ain't fixing it.

The newer clocks seem to like him.

They do right now. They'll learn.

Also Slurpee is 100% spot on. I'm not gay but I'd touch wieners with Slurp after that post.

Everyone knows you're a bisexual, and nobody cares. This isn't about your secret boner for Slurpee. Lots of people have a boner for Slurpee, I'm sure it's very annoying but flattering for him.

Also some autoplay.

I'm sure he already knows cuz I told him. The newer clocks seem to like him.

Go back to when he was active and look at his post history. Nothing of value, nothing worth remembering.
I don't know, I often laughed at him and his posts. Like when he stated that Arrested Development sucked and According to Jim was an example of god-tier comedy. That's funny shit. He also elicited plenty of good put-downs and banter from other members, like a resident butt-monkey. That's how I always approached him and it was a lot of fun. That said, he never (successfully) stalked me across the internet.

Was it ever established what was wrong with him exactly? Like he didn't seem to get things like irony and boundaries and whatever. His idiosyncratic use of language. Any input from him on any topic was always superficial as all hell, yet he would sincerely present it as something revelatory. Dude was definitely on the spectrum.
this is what makes me uncomfortable about the entire thing

why are we engaging in this bizarre charade of pretending bb10 is a psychologically healthy, normal person?

even when he's gone, we can't acknowledge that there is obviously something deeply wrong with him? what, is it impolite? is he reading this? because, hey, that's a pretty fucking weird thing to still be doing at a place you were kicked out of three years ago.

there's something wrong with him. we all know it. he's not well.
I'm happy to indulge the weirdos and outcasts of the world on whatever levels they're capable of, as long as everybody's having a good time, but this got passed the point of being unhealthy a long time ago, and I don't understand how anybody could not see that

forget the stalking, the harassment, the flood of annoying, useless posts; those are symptoms.
he's obsessed with this place

after dozens of people made it perfectly clear to him that his presence wasn't wanted, what did he do? did he fuck off like rupee did? no, he stuck around and continued bothering people, and just acted like a martyr whenever anybody told him to fuck off. when he got banned, what did he do? did he find another hobby? did he look into any of the millions of other online groups he could hang out with, like I did when I was banned, like a thousand other former members have? no, he built an offsite replica of the forums where he was the only member just so he could play pretend that he was still posting here. it's fucking fucked up. there's something wrong with him, why is nobody acknowledging that there is something the fuck wrong with him?

grandfatherclock? grandfatherclock had a laugh pulling a dick move when he was a teenager, linking to an f.b.i. honeypot, 15 years ago. there were no negative consequences for anyone involved, he's not going to do it again, he was over it before it even happened. it's water under a duck's ass. why are we even talking about this like it's comparable? if we weren't on the internet, grandfatherclock would be the otherwise normal guy who took a shit on the lunch table back in high school because he grotesquely miscalculated how funny it would be. bb10 would be a vagrant who always tries to hang out with us at the pub and then we found out made dolls of us out of human hair dressed in stolen clothing

I wish somebody made dolls of me out of human hair and stolen clothing. That'd be cool as fuck.

What about Hall of Bill?

You should come in the discord chat and meet him. Great guy. PM me if you want the link.

General Discussion / Re: The "redesign JambaClock" thread
« on: June 29, 2019, 12:21:33 PM »
New Logo in 2024:

Community decision blah blah blah. Sounds to me like he just more clock than you could handle.

Then ban him as he fucks up. That's how it'd been done for years.

Once again, GrandfatherClock was let back in, and he posted child porn. I don't think he was out that long either.

Hi VCR, I see it was you. It's up for debate now. Why is he banned?

Free BB10. Stop with the bullshit conspiracy stuff.

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