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#1
what the fuck is this shit
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: celebrity death thread
August 28, 2018, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on August 28, 2018, 02:10:08 AM
if you didn't vote for donald trump so much how come you elected him president
hahahaha!
#4
Gaming & Technology / Re: Give me your Blizzard names
August 28, 2018, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: OctopusClock on August 28, 2018, 08:02:28 AM
Quote from: RobClock on August 28, 2018, 04:33:16 AM
Overwatch reeks of corporate cynicism to me. After spending a decade attempting to craft a genre re-defining thing of some description, the project falls apart and it’s time to recoup loses! How do? Clone an extremely popular game, and sell it with waifus. It also has the most crowded/claustrophobic HUD of any first person shooter I’ve ever seen. Insofar as I have been able to tell it’s also got a community about on par with LoL in terms of raw intelligence.

I played WoW for ten years, the game is a joke now. You couldn’t pay me to give Legion a chance. I did not enjoy the process of so-called ‘quality of life improvements’ stripping away every RPG feature of the game, nor do I appreciate how streamlined the questing/dungeons/raids have become. I don’t like that when I stopped playing half my spellbook had gone missing and I had like a three button rotation. Least significantly to most, the writing has gone to absolute shit. When you’re breaking the rules of the universe to recycle villains from 20 years ago, it’s time to pack it in.

None of your complaints about Overwatch even mention gameplay. It's a fucking fun game, who cares if it has a couple cute girls in it and who cares how development has changed. They also have fucking Roadhog the ugliest fucker in the universe. It's a constantly updated, well made, well designed game. And what game communities have intelligent people in it? People are stupid all over. I've made many friends playing that game.

WoW is certainly different now but it's still really fun. The questing experience is really good this expansion and there's a whole lot to do. Early WoW was a draggggg, it had so many problems, everything about it was so slow and it was such a grind. Traveling was slow and boring, most of the traveling during leveling you had to do by foot and then you got your first mount at 40 that added 60% movement speed. God damn, just thinking about running through The Barrens is giving me major PTSD. By quality of life improvements I mean how mounts, pets, toys, and everything is cross character instead of taking up slots in your inventory, hunters no longer have to buy ammo and their pets no longer run away, LFG (without it getting into dungeons took forever and sometimes wasn't even worth it if nobody knew what they were doing, it was a pain in the ass,) raiding not being tiered. Vanilla Wow was just not user friendly, at all. New WoW is straightforward, balanced and streamlined which I like. Somebody else could probably explain better since I don't have a good memory but yeah. Seriously, you couldn't be PAID to play it now?
I agree with Octopus here.
Its a good game, and if you dont like linear games or easy quests, you can play Castlevania or something
#5
He certainly looks happy.
#6
Quote from: VCRClock on August 28, 2018, 08:32:24 AM
Quote from: PirateClock on August 23, 2018, 02:51:27 AM
Didn't we play connect the dots?
i have a feeling clamclock is being tricky itt, but i'd like to underscore this post because the "dots" pirateclock is referring to were the pimples on kabuu's ass

I don't have the picture, but imagine this with a couple of pimples:

( Fuck you | Clockcrew! )
I see, cool

Quote from: TropicanaClock on August 28, 2018, 04:26:50 PM
why does clam's thread read like a bb10 post
Im not that retard, dont insult me
#7
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Chi-Chi's
August 27, 2018, 07:46:18 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock on August 22, 2018, 11:33:42 PM
Hey guys I just got back from Kuwait where I went to the local Chi Chi's and ran into Abdulhussain Abdulredha. We both proceeded to go into the men's room where we stood side by side in the urinals, and when we were done we both turned around to piss liquid shit from our asses into the urinal, and flushed several times. Two waitresses came out with tortillas to wipe our asses, but my ass juice dripped on her hijab before she got to show titties so I got kicked out of the country.
Shit.

Oh well, there's always Belgium, i guess...
#9
Quote from: SirClock on August 24, 2018, 06:12:15 PM
You're definitely not invited to be in on the hilarious kabuu-butt joke

Invite me in on the hilarious kabuu-butt joke, otherwise i will -BAN- you!

Quote from: PatriotClock on August 24, 2018, 08:35:07 PM
Ivy League Brotherhood
What a coincidence, im the leader of the Ivy League Brotherhood!

OBEY ME
#10
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#11
Quote from: PirateClock on August 23, 2018, 02:51:27 AM
Didn't we play connect the dots?

What?

I want to know what was the deal with the kabuu-butt joke that happened a long time ago. People claim that it was hilarious, and i want to know more about it


#13
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Chi-Chi's
August 22, 2018, 06:33:08 PM
Quote from: pop-tart on August 22, 2018, 01:19:44 AM
Wiki says there are still Chi-Chi's operating in Kuwait.

Time to visit Kuwait
#14
Quote from: Soup Clock on July 13, 2018, 07:48:20 PM
This thread is for the discussion of all things important.
I am very important
#15
General Discussion / Re: clock
August 21, 2018, 07:00:35 AM
Quote from: UfoClock233 on August 21, 2018, 01:25:26 AM
clock X 250
Stop spamming you noob, or i will SMITE you
#16
If you watch too much groening,
You will end up being boring
#17
Quote from: OctopusClock on August 21, 2018, 03:01:21 AM
Tom won't change my username unless I agree to a fight to the death with the current username holder.
Do it.

I will bring the pop-corn
#18
General Discussion / Re: clock
August 20, 2018, 07:19:07 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on August 19, 2018, 10:29:11 PM
oh damn i just heard about what happen with erik karlsson's wife and mike hoffman. Sorry clamangle, didn't realize you were going through some shit. Good to have you back ol' buddy ol' pal

Mike hoffman's girlfriend shouldnt have harassed Erik karlsson's wife, especially on the subject of their dead child.
Now we've lost Hoffman, and there's been alot of tension in the Senators with all those trade-offs.

God, i hate it when stupid people cause such mayhem
#19
Quote from: OctopusClock on August 19, 2018, 04:03:05 AM
The only sucky thing is some troll has the name OctopusClock on Newgrounds and isn't even a member.

So?

Change your NG username into ''The Real OctopusClock'' or, ''OctopusClock (TM)'' or something...
You can reclaim that bad name on NG, i believe in you
#20
General Discussion / Re: The Short Straw 2
August 19, 2018, 06:08:51 PM
Quote from: GreyClock on August 19, 2018, 04:37:32 PM
I never uhhhhh... saw "I'll never make a flash" but I saw myself uhhhhhh... in the "You might also enjoy..." section and you did uh7uyu... make a movie so I win.

Speak up son, i can't hear you with all those pebbles in your mouth.