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General Discussion / holy shit you guys are still alive
« on: May 19, 2016, 04:59:27 PM »
woah

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General Discussion / Simpsons couch gag by Don Hertzfeldt.
« on: September 29, 2014, 02:09:33 PM »


Hey so we don't have YouWhore anymore?

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In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.
Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.
We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive followed by the eleventh letter of the aforementioned alphabet representing the voiceless velar plosive. These initials are used to describe the sizeable mammal of the eponymous genus "Gorilla" who refers to himself as an ass.

This fine specimen of a simian is the commander of the group of others for which he normally resides with. Thou art well aware of him as well as the reputation he has made for himself. And now at last he has returned from wherever he has been to deliver a powerful blow from his leg onto some flexible appendages located at the end of one's vertebrae.
This simian is in possession of a weapon capable of launching wooly brown seeds originating from a tropical palm that consists of a hard shell lined with edible white flesh and containing a clear liquid. The launching is executed in thin powerful streams.
If thou be unfortunate enough to be struck by one of these powerful streams it will surely evoke a most excruciating wave of pain that would be most undesirable to the part of your being in question.
He who refers to himself as an ass happens to be even more sizeable than he once was, able to reach higher bursts of speed than ever before, and is also more efficient in being able to withstand or exert feats of great physical strength than previously noted, and is the original individual belonging to the organization of the fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive.
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive. The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass.
The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive. The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass is present within the facilities of this place of business.

This stout female mammal of the hominid species of apes in the genus "Pan" possesses a notably large amount of charisma so I would highly request that all the men in the confines of the area direct their attention to what I am about to say concerning her.
She is gifted with the uncanny ability to adjust her size to even smaller proportions all for the sole purpose of persuing the needs of her emotions.
This Chimpanzee is quite capable of moving at high speeds and displaying her equally fast wit upon doing so, but only if the occasion at hand calls for such maneuvers; as well as being able to levitate without concern for the laws of gravity along with scaling tall plants that branch from the ground in leafy bunches along their trunks.
Should thou select this fine lady as your avatar of which to traverse the island she resides in, it shall definitely not be a regrettable decision. Upon performing the second and third actions required to execute a track-and-field event in which competitors attempt to jump as far as possible, known as the triple jump, in reverse order, she immediately becomes a more charismatic simian garnering the attention from others.

The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive. The Gorilla who refers to himself as an ass.

Lacking the attractiveness and charm of the previously mentioned chimpanzee, as well as an overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements, this example of an Asian species of extant great apes is adorned with a highly amusing front upon his somewhat unstable cranium.
The orangutan in question is able to stand upside down utilizing his hands for support, but as with the small lady from before, only performs this feat when absolutely required to do so. However, he shall gladly elongate the muscles of his upper limbs in an outward position upon your request alone.
Pumping air in his own body in a way that is sure to expand it, in a manner strongly resembling that of a colored inflatable rubber sac that is often used as a decoration or given to young individuals.
This primate, despite being quite mentally insane, thoroughly enjoys this melodic performance.
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive. The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass.
The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive. The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass is present within the facilities of this place of business.

This fine gentleman has returned once more, however a good sum of people, such as me, share the opinion that he should have arrived a lot sooner.
The first several occurrences in which this tailed tree residing mammal has emerged appeared to have been lacking in emotion, but presently, he is fully willing to attend this occasion.
He is capable of launching himself into the farther reaches of the atmosphere as long as his jet-propelled backpack, normally used by astronauts to independently propel themselves in space, is equipped, and is also a notable example of the primate of the Haplorrhini sub-order, being strong enough to withstand adverse conditions should his small fire-arms be readily available within his hands.
Thou will surely find it hard to resist as this simian forces the corners of your lips to rise in an approving fashion by playing a self-composed melody. However if thou happen to be a scaled water-dwelling reptile of the subfamily Crocodylinae, I highly warn that thou be quite aware of your surroundings as he fully intends to unleash total destruction to your well-being.
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive. The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass.
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

In such a way as to put an end to this performance, he attends momentarily for the sake of fulfilling your amusement.
And attending would be the latest and final individual belonging to the organization of the fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive.
The maximum amount of force that this gorilla's muscles can exert against some form of resistance in a single effort is so intense that it would not provoke laughter in the eyes of the common viewer. In fact it is prone to striking immense amounts of terror in the hearts of water-dwelling reptiles of the subfamily Crocodylinae, causing them to call out in a rather frightened state for their female parental guardians responsible for laying the oval shaped organic vessels in which they hatched from.
With the incredible ability of lifting large chunks of solid rock either compacted together from years of pressure or smoothened out by erosion in a manner that would be extremely difficult for the average ape, he proceeds to destroy them in a crumbling fashion, making such a feat appear to be a simple task when it is performed by him.
Although he is a rather slow being in terms of physical speed, and also crippled with the inability to launch himself from the ground as high as his peers can due to his girth, he more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature.
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

I highly request that this elderly simian known for his mean spirited and angry traits would follow these ramblings with a musical bridge, that is sure to lead us to a contrasting section of this composition in a manner that briefly mentions various edible confectioneries that may or may not be normally stored in refrigerators as a somewhat obvious way to parody the notion that there is a musical bridge present at this point of time.

E- E- E- Edible seeds of any tree of the genus Juglans, groundnuts in the legume or "bean" family, and the heavenly aromas of the tropical plant with edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries,
Fruiting berries of the botanical genus Vitis, heavy fleshy fruits with thick rinds, hybrids of pomelo and mandarin citrus fruits, and the shells of seeds originating from palm trees.
Interjection using a synonym for the word "yes" that shows signs of a great influx of joy.
Edible seeds of any tree of the genus Juglans, groundnuts in the legume or "bean" family, and the heavenly aromas of the tropical plant with edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries,
Fruiting berries of the botanical genus Vitis, heavy fleshy fruits with thick rinds, hybrids of pomelo and mandarin citrus fruits, and the shells of seeds originating from palm trees.
Interjection using a synonym for the word "yes" that shows signs of a great influx of joy.
Edible see--

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Reception Desk / Uh well this is awkward.
« on: September 15, 2014, 05:52:16 AM »
I know Possum and Flounderman at least are aware I am still alive and I unload a lot of garbage on Tumblr and Twitter about Nintendo and other stupid things.

I have been trying to graduate from Arizona State University and if all goes well I will graduate this December. Then look for a job who knows where.

So uh hey...

I notice awards are back. I had ClockDay 2007 and I think 2008 too but I don't remember. Also other stuff.

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Gaming & Technology / Get Shovel Knight
« on: June 26, 2014, 03:15:00 PM »
It's awesome.

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Gaming & Technology / Hey do we still have a Minecraft server?
« on: February 28, 2014, 11:52:53 PM »
I wanna play Minecraft with folks.

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You cannot fuck a girl because you have a little one / hey
« on: February 21, 2014, 09:55:53 PM »
what did I miss these past two months?

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Gaming & Technology / R.I.P. Hiroshi Yamauchi 1927 - 2013
« on: September 19, 2013, 06:48:30 AM »
Godfather of the modern video game industry and last blood heir of Nintendo died today at 85 years old.



Quote from: BBC
Hiroshi Yamauchi, the Japanese businessman credited with transforming Nintendo into a world-leading video games company, has died aged 85. Mr Yamauchi ran the firm for 53 years, and was its second-largest shareholder at the time of his death.
The company confirmed the news in an emailed statement. A spokesman said the firm was in mourning over the "loss of the former Nintendo president Mr Hiroshi Yamauchi, who sadly passed away this morning." Mr Yamauchi ran the company from 1949 until 2002. In that time, he took what was a small-time collectable trading card company and built it into one of the most recognisable - and successful - video games brands today.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24160150

Video games just lost their Walt Disney.

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Gaming & Technology / The "What are you playing?" thread.
« on: June 17, 2013, 05:25:57 PM »
Okay so, I just wanna keep things simple here:

  • Just talk about what you are currently playing.
  • It can be a new release or something very old, it's fine!
  • Share what you like of it and what you would like to see improved or not
  • This is all to encourage deconstruction and analysis of what has been made and to share interests to others. Kinda like a "show n tell".

Okay so. I have been playing plenty of Dillon's Rolling Western lately.

Developer: Vanpool
Publisher: Nintendo
System: Nintendo 3DS (eShop)
Price: $9.99 USD


[YOUTUBE]jyLvnK8e9WE[/YOUTUBE]

I bought it some months ago and I decided to give it a second go yesterday. I am vey hooked again!

It's pretty much a tower defense game with some overworld trekking mechanics that remind me a LOT of when you are going around Hyrule Field on Ocarina of Time. The objective of the game is to defend the settlings from the hoards of rock monsters known as Grocks using turrets, defense barriers and yourself.

The combat also reminds me of top-down Zelda games, most likely Phantom Hourglass. In fact, a lot of the aspects feel reminiscing of 3D Zelda games. I wouldn't be surprised if they were experimenting with some overworlds for Nintendo before making it an IP.

Each town takes about 3 waves of defending against the Grocks and if successful, their spawning dens will collapse.

The mechanics of the game are actually very nice, and the art direction is overall very cool.

The only negative aspects I can think of are that the enemies and some of the gameplay can get a bit repetitive as the missions are very simple, and I wouldn't mind them introducing new enemies or the reason itself of why these Grocks started to appear so suddenly.

Also the sequel Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger came out in April, and they seem to be adding a little bit more content such as new aspects and characters that cooperate with you as well. I really wanna check it out too.

If you are a fan of Westerns and pretty looking games, I say it's worth checking.

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Entertainment / Samurai Jack
« on: April 07, 2013, 04:47:01 AM »
Has been in Netflix for at least a week. Just season 1 for the moment tho.

And yes, it's still a perfect show.

The fucking episode with John DiMaggio as the Scotsman still rules.

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xymssp_little-witch-academia_fun#.UVkwmxxwrfI

Studio Trigger, a new studio from Gainax vets that worked with stuff like Gurren Lagann and Panty & Stocking (and yes, Inferno Cop too) released their first big project with this short animated film. The animation quality is pretty fantastic, and I already cannot wait to see more from the studio.

Check this shit out, yo


haha shit I found the anime superthread nevermind

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and made a dumb thing

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General Discussion / INFERNO COP
« on: March 28, 2013, 02:26:44 AM »
From the creators of FLCL, Gurren Lagann, and Panty & Stocking; we get:

Subbed Episodes Here


There are 12 episodes in total. This is great.

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worms

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Gaming & Technology / Wario Land 1 is hard, son
« on: March 02, 2013, 06:09:21 AM »


This Tuesday I bought a Chinese cartridge of Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 from Bookmans (one of the very best reasons to live in Arizona, mind you) and god damn that game is haaard

okay so it's just like Wario Land 4 and Wario Land Shake It in the aspect of collecting as much money and treasure as possible, that said, it can get very unforgiving.

  • Penalization is based on two hits on any power-up, kinda like old Super Mario games. This becomes a big problem because you lose all coins you had so far on the level when you die, and it's way too easy to get hit.
  • When you run out of lives you lose a LOT of your total money saved and a random treasure you collected before. Damn, son.
  • The game offers you checkpoints through the levels, but you got to pay a Big Coin which is created by holding Up-B out of 10 coins you've collected. Strange mechanic imo.
  • Unlike latter entries of the series, some of Wario's moves like the ground pound and tackle are not default and are only available when you are big and when you have the horned helmet.


That said, it's pretty fun. Not as good as Wario Land 4, mind you, but it gets the job done well.

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Guess which ones below are related to a Pre-school TV Show, or a Nasty Sex Trick.

Good luck!

  • Pinky Dinky Doo
  • Peppermint Swirly
  • Jay-Jay
  • Kipper
  • Pop Goes Thomas
  • Rubbadubber
  • Dirty Loozanne
  • Chocolate Doghouse
  • The Nutcracker Sweet
  • Franny’s Feet
  • Strawberry Shortcake
  • Mud Glorious Mud
  • Timmy Time
  • Curious Cargo
  • Bananas in Pajamas
  • Percy’s Chocolate Crunch
  • Pufnstuf
  • Afro Monkey
  • Angel Kiss
  • Team Up with Thomas
  • Creaky Cranky
  • Lucky Pierre’s Magic Whistle
  • The Birthday Express
  • Best of Percy
  • The Silver Locket
  • High Noon in the Bathroom
  • Bonnie Bear
  • Postman Pat
  • Footy
  • Icey Mike
  • Lucky Shirley
  • Tillie Knock Knock
  • Angelina Ballerina

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