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General Discussion / we all remember what today is right?
« on: September 11, 2019, 02:20:59 PM »
for those of you who aren't aware, because we're getting to the point where a few of you might legitimately be too young to remember, many years ago, something happened on September 11th in the United States that must never be forgotten:

Rage Against the Machine was booked to play a concert in the small town of Spanish Fork, Utah, and the residents were so terrified they boarded up their houses and shit lol


that is YOUR KIDS JOB, other moms

unless they are in a PERSISTENT VEGETATIVE STATE, in which case somebody else is just going to have to take care of it

i got enough in the tank for ONE, the rest of this is NOT MY REAPONSIBILITY!!!!

Mrs. McGruder's House / it's DOUBLE POINTS WEEKEND!!!!
« on: September 16, 2017, 02:18:45 AM »
this weekend only, all the POINTS you get will be DOUBLED

I'm pretty sure Marvel was courting controversy for publicity, but they don't seem to have gained an iota of mainstream attention

like, do regular people even KNOW captain america was an agent of hydra for the last 13 months?
do they know he's a super soldier again?
do they know he'd stopped being a super soldier?
do they know he's alive again?
did they even know he died?

hypothesis: nobody cares, comic books! stop trying to shock people into paying attention to you! just tell good stories

unless you count bugs, which I don't, unless they're giant, which they're not, or they have human faces, which they haven't. something is killing people yeah but then not eating or even evicerating them and then I'm supposed to think the only two characters who took some initiative and put a couple dead bodies out as bait to see what they're dealing with are childish morons because ??? what are you doing do you know what story you're adapting? you obviously do since you cribbed plot threads not just from the book but the frank darabont movie as well. but oh the psycho mom who randomly murdered a guy because she noticed he had a gun and then started carrying the gun around with her is GREAT and acting VERY RATIONALLY and the old lady who pointlessly got another character killed because she wanted to go outside and then changed her mind because she saw him die and thought nothing of it is just fucking wise and mystic and I could give totally a shit about her after that.

 also they keep killing my favorite characters (dog, old guy, drunk) and there's like seven super obvious tired-assed subplots like oh the star football player is a rapist but everybody lets him get away with it and the town cop is a bully and the gay kid with unconventional worldview has no friends and gets picked on and the military guys are hiding something and the overprotective mom is acting on baggage from her own past and the old lady is "in tune with nature" and has unexplained supernatural connections to what's going on I HAVE HEARD ALL OF THESE SONGS BEFORE BITCH WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏MONSTERS. I don't want to hear that man is the real monster unless you're saying it with house-sized lobsterscorpions that bisect toby jones with one snip of their massive claws or tentacles with mouths and teeth you WEAK COWARDS.


otoh I was doing daniel bryan YES!'s when they killed off mrs. carmody, a particularly irritating character from the book and film (here less ably played) much sooner than expected. also the lady's eulogy for her husband was actually pretty touching, and the bad bitch with the pill problem and the amnesiac soldier are actually cool characters but like why is he keeping his amnesia a secret?? it's that ensemble long form tv show shit of just everybody has to have one moronic trait that'll cause trouble down the line so they'll just do shit that makes no sense. also I'm sorry but when the fuck are we going to stop seeing tens of thousands of dollars being poured into a shitty CG effect that could've been accomplished with latex and corn syrup and looked a thousands times more believable on a fraction of the budget videodrome was only 35 fucking years ago

final thoughts: the movie is pretty good and I'm probably going to end up watching the rest of this season anyway damn my eyes


vote fffno i don't care actually just tell me im good

tell me im good

tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good

Entertainment / let's talk about Over the Garden Wall
« on: September 24, 2016, 04:39:56 PM »

remember this shit?
  • it's good.

you: what are frogs?

Alex trebek: during the second plague, these amphibians came out of the water

General Discussion / when i die
« on: February 24, 2015, 09:55:57 PM »
bury me in the booty club

I'll go first:

-nothing, you are all special and wonderful to me and have done me no wrong. I wish you the best this holiday season =)

so if it were different this time, that'd be good.

interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

wat do u think of the gamersgate? i think it's dumb, if u like it you are basically guided by ur own butthurt and are only owning yourself.

too much truth for you? come at me bruhttttt

I told them, "you will grow to be something inventive and electric; you are healthy, you are special, you are present"
then I let them go

Mrs. McGruder's House / aaaa
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:56:38 AM »

and i'm like really big on The Animals, too. bigger than anybody rightfully should be. dat baritone. unf.
but santa esmerelda's blows their shit out of the water
the production is just sublime

I listen to that song and then I have nowhere to go in my library
i'm a believer? jack & diane? foreplay/long time? idek

Gaming & Technology / im really excited about Night in the Woods
« on: June 26, 2014, 04:49:24 AM »

^^ trailer fuckin owns


Night In The Woods is a VIDEO GAME. All Mae wants to do is run around with her friends, break stuff and hang on to a life of aggressive aimlessness. She dropped out of college and returned home to her crumbling old mining town to do just that, but she's finding that nothing is the same anymore. The old town seems different. Her old friends have grown in their own directions. Mae herself is undergoing some sudden and unexplained changes, giving her mysterious abilities that grant her access to a side of town she never knew existed.

The world is changing, things are ending, and the future is uncertain. Up behind the park at the edge of town, back in the trees by the old mine- there's something in the woods. And it could mean no future at all.

Night In The Woods comes from a deep place for us. That point where you sense things are changing and it's time to move on but you just don't know how. Knowing that everything will end someday, and wondering how well we'll be able to meet it when it happens. How long we'll be able to hold on, and when we should let go. When to accept and when to fight.

art and story direction is by the fabulous Scott Benson, who you may know from But I'm a Nice Guy (coding and game design appear to be a collaboration between this and this(gravity hook is OK))

also deepwater horizon oil spill never forget

also final fukushima reactor never forget

also benny hill never forget

General Discussion / justin bibber's Fucked Up demon eyes
« on: January 30, 2014, 05:34:44 PM »

Fucked Up Justin Bibber Reveals His Fucked Up Eyes What Is He Wants With Earth

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