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Mrs. McGruder's House / SKU?
« on: September 18, 2020, 03:36:07 AM »
"SKU?"

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General Discussion / post u clockday mvoie here
« on: August 15, 2020, 12:49:12 AM »
post it here so we don't miss it

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Mrs. McGruder's House / salami lid and friends
« on: August 08, 2020, 03:52:41 AM »




origin @george.yn on tiktok, an app i don't use

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Mrs. McGruder's House / The New Way: a new religious movement
« on: June 25, 2020, 01:43:33 PM »
1. Loosen or remove any garment you may have around your waist, except undergarments
2. Insert thumbs or hands between the waistband of your undergarment and your body
3. Rotate waistband to left or right as far as it will go
4. Make Face of the New Way

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Mrs. McGruder's House / peanut butter and jelly
« on: June 11, 2020, 02:38:53 AM »
refers to?

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Mrs. McGruder's House / attn
« on: April 13, 2020, 01:57:28 AM »
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Mrs. McGruder's House / have you ever sent a fax
« on: March 31, 2020, 12:42:54 AM »
i figured now would be a good time to ask

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Pokemon Stadium / Design for app icon
« on: January 28, 2020, 01:26:44 AM »

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I've tried everything else.

I'm out of ideas.

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Mrs. McGruder's House / who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp
« on: October 01, 2019, 07:40:58 PM »
who put the rosie o'donnell in disney's tarzan

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Mrs. McGruder's House / is that the naruto thing
« on: September 09, 2019, 12:44:46 AM »
or the time warner cable logo




thanks in advance

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Mrs. McGruder's House / Hey, know who sucks?
« on: August 31, 2019, 09:26:00 AM »
Guest.

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Cooking & Food / cicis pizza is the absolute bottom of the barrel
« on: February 16, 2019, 02:11:41 PM »
for the price of admitting one person to the buffet, you could be taking a prostitute to little caesar's, but it's unlimited pizza, right?

you grab a couple of slices and sit down. the pizza has been sitting out and it's kind of cold. figures. you take a bite. wait a minute, that isn't cheese, it's SHIT and GROSS. you finish a slice. maybe it was just that one. nope, the other slice makes it clear: cici's is from a different school of thought, one that has some avant-garde ideas about what cheese is

it's unlimited pizza, and yet, you find that you do not want any more pizza

cici slides your stack of poker chips towards themself and puffs a cigar

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Cooking & Food / I bought salsa
« on: January 28, 2019, 07:41:53 PM »
I bought some salsa, but I forgot that the kind of salsa I bought was one that I think is uncomfortably hot. Like if there isn't water or more salsa on my tongue right now, I'm in pain and probably not even tasting anything. Anyway, after slamming down chips and salsa nonstop until there was no salsa left in the bowl, I had to cool off. I had water, but that only helps a little because capsaicin or whatever is more like an oil that sticks to your tongue like napalm? Milk's supposed to work better, but I didn't have any milk. But I realized I had peanut butter, which is oily, and I thought I'd try eating a spoonful of peanut butter instead. Not only did it work, it's the best idea I've had in recent memory.

That's all.

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General Discussion / corpesgrinderclock compassion thred
« on: December 09, 2018, 06:57:05 PM »
i'd like to apologize to my constituents for deviating from my usual platform of "don't do anything" but at corpsegrinder's request I have burned down his post history. i would like to express my sincere appreciation of his service to the clock crew by means of prolific shitposting prior to his resignation a few years(?) ago

i realize this amounts to deleting half the forum, but it's only doing something he could have done himself if he'd had time to delete upwards of 10k posts individually

even if this means we lose some valuable content, y'all are just posting in ccbt anyway and anything more than a few days old is just there for comfort purposes. this isn't unprecedented; we've had database fuckups and intentional space-saving purges in the past. there's some content that's not meant to last forever, but will live on in our hearts, such as a certain photo involving corpsegrinderclock, a wall clock, and a cigar

this is the thread for further discussion of corpsegrinderclock's recent misfortune as the previous one is gone

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Mrs. McGruder's House / vcrclock's progress bar
« on: May 06, 2018, 09:36:24 AM »
here have some progress

i'm on line 5716

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Adults category to follow. Can't put Doug up against a heavyweight like Mr. Dink.

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Clock Crew News / teh clock crew apologizes for the outage
« on: November 11, 2017, 06:39:04 PM »
for the tech savvy among you, I'd been using what had been our host's nameservers and they changed them without telling me, rendering clockcrew.net unresolvable

for the less tech savvy, it's not my fault

sorry it took me a couple of days I assumed it wasn't a real outage

apologies to those members who just about have a heart attack and assume the clock crew is finally dead every time we go down

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Clock Crew News / clock crew spamfreinds
« on: May 30, 2017, 08:36:19 PM »
hello,

you may have noticed an influx of new friends recently who really want you to check out billiardball10's newgrounds

i ask that you welcome them with open arms as you would any other new member

to encourage these fresh young faces, our world-class it team have upgraded our forum software to the latest version (usually I get an email about this, this time I didn't) and we now require prospective members to know who the king of the portal is

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