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General Discussion / OrangeClock 2000 [CD2019]
« on: August 15, 2019, 09:11:22 PM »

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General Discussion / itt post classic cc flashes
« on: January 25, 2018, 07:55:10 PM »
your favorites or just whatever. i want to reconnect with my old feelings

Honey Roasted Peanuts 3 https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/393756
Pop Tarts https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/342716
CorpseGrinder's Dream https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/366762
Strawberry Clock V https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/30341
Hertog Jan 64 https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/393875
SBC (ME) Vs. SideshowMel https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/545251

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General Discussion / FULL CIRCLE (clock day 2015)
« on: August 15, 2015, 05:29:18 PM »

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General Discussion / i need the teh edn sound
« on: August 15, 2015, 03:26:16 PM »
someone post it here for me please

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General Discussion / ~ w here r they now ?? ~
« on: December 17, 2014, 07:57:28 AM »

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You cannot fuck a girl because you have a little one / murder
« on: August 23, 2012, 08:38:48 AM »
dying

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Gas Chamber / sockpuppetclock for [anything]
« on: March 18, 2012, 11:22:02 PM »
when asked for quote, replies "sure" - me, 2012

someone please inspire someone please that'd be a good change of pace, I feel better under intense pressure so someone should bestow that on me

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You cannot fuck a girl because you have a little one / newgrounds.txt
« on: February 12, 2012, 07:24:58 PM »
Quote from: nggangsterpimp
Oh god. Screw getting a period, I'll go on Birth Control and be a dirty little bitch. (; lmfao hell, I'm sorry to say that if I was a girl, I'd definitely be known as a horny whore haha.

Quote from: SolidToad
Take dicks in all my holes at the same time. Then I'd get my vagina casted into a fleshlight so I could screw myself the next day.

Quote from: poinl
i was on the bus...

and we hit this really huge bump,( I think it was the railroad tracks).
there was this really heavy girl in front of me, so she didn't go very high, but her boobs did and came back down and slapped her chest, she yelped so loud everyone turned to look at her. as for me, my balls went to the side and i landed on them. Oh the fucking PAIN!

Quote from: tox
gf says im a good kisser... so i guess free bjs for everyone

Quote from: rifledark1
I'm in some random location from a few days ago.
I realize I'm in a dream.
I actively attempt to rape these girls, because that's naturally what any person would do if they could live out their fantasies.
I fail every time, sometimes because I wake up the moment the dream realizes I'm conscious of the reality of the situation, or the location or scene shifts into another one, thus I lose my opportunity to get a wet dream. Although I usually get boob or at least get to dry hump them. :3
I'm 16 and I still haven't had a single wet dream despite the fact I've had many dreams where I'm having some sort of sexual contact with someone else. >:O
Perhaps it's because I keep waking up before the climax..
It's like my dreams are a sentient being whose sole purpose in life is to prevent me from achieving orgasm whilst asleep.
MUST. RAPE. FASTER.


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General Discussion / king of kfdsfdf (janurarary flash flood day 32)
« on: February 01, 2012, 04:05:44 AM »
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/589224

love your parents. and eat more you're skinny as hell.

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General Discussion / December Art Show
« on: December 02, 2011, 06:16:09 PM »
I'm going to make shit every day this month

dec 2 - http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/584920

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i ate too much the week before

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Flash & Flash Accessories / HOW I DO RECOVER A CORRUPT FLASH FILE
« on: October 24, 2011, 12:29:18 PM »
HOW DO I RECOVER A CORRUPT FLASH FILE

I HAVE A RECENT SWF IF ALL ELSE FAILS BUT FUCK IF I NEED TO RECOVER THIS FLASH

I'M LIKE HONEST TO GOD FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING WHAT THE FUCK

HELP

IT WAS ALL LIKE "FLASH IS OUT OF MEMORY FUCK YOU" AND THEN AUTOSAVED BUT SPAMMED "CANNOT FIND FLA" AND THEN I QUIT IT AND TRIED TO REOPEN IT AND IT'S ALL "CANNOT PARSE THE FLASH FILE YOU SHITDICK FUCKFACE" AND I'M LIKE "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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You cannot fuck a girl because you have a little one / cc quotes thread
« on: October 24, 2011, 03:55:20 AM »
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Okay, I was just at a party and my friend hooked me up with this girl he knew from school. I was super nervous. well anyway as we leave she takes me into her car. my heart started beating like crazy. I was real tense. she then unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she did that I immediatly came and then I started farting. I felt so awkward about it I just looked at the floor and wanted it to end. when it finally did she just left. I couldnt even look up at her, she just walked out and I went home. Right now I feel so uncomfortable and naked, can you comfort me?

favorite goomba mail:
Quote from: goomba

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General Discussion / NG Treasure Hunt 2011
« on: October 14, 2011, 10:38:17 AM »
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With almost 200,000 games and movies on Newgrounds, some great ones have flown under the radar. Can you find them?

NEW RULE FOR 2011: Do not suggest any submission predating 2007. Only submissions from 2007-2011 will be considered.

A submission is considered undiscovered if:

1) It isn't part of a collection.
2) It has never been front paged, in which case it likely has less than 20,000 views.

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Submissions will compete in two categories: BEST MOVIE and BEST GAME. The winner in each category wins $200 for the person who discovered it. The prize for the gem itself? BEING NOTICED!

You have TWO WEEKS to respond to this thread with your gem. Deadline is Friday, October 28th.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1276067
Post in the thread with great CC flashes, get some of our gems noticed

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You cannot fuck a girl because you have a little one / story time (butts)
« on: October 01, 2011, 09:24:56 PM »
A guy I knew in networking class thought it was the funniest thing to take a picture of his butt in the shower, print it out (weirdest part), and show if off to guys around the school saying it was his girlfriend. I do not miss networking class.

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Favorite Quotes:

"dont hate" - Me

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