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#1
I demand a payment of 5,000,000 CCs in gold and your public admittance of your secret identity. You have 6 hours before I feed Mr. Gordon to my pet lions. Put the money afloat in the Hudson Bay.

P.S.: When you get all the riddler trophies... you get something cool that the game developers thought sufficient for the work you put into getting them. -B
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / The game is on, Batman.
August 25, 2009, 01:56:16 PM
From now on I, The Spoiler, will post a spoiler from the game Batman: Arkham Asylum in every post. I know a certain caped crusader who's very interested in this same game. So I leave you with a decision, Batman. Will you avoid my posts so you can enjoy the game yourself, or will you sacrifice your own enjoyment to protect that of others? Heed this warning, Bats: I will not rest until this forum is devoid of anticipation, excitement, and the genuine pleasure of surprise that comes with experiencing an unspoiled game.

P.S: - Game's up, Spoiler. You lose.

-B
#5
Mrs. McGruder's House / CC BT 8
June 25, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
WE SHALL OVERCOME!
#7
General Discussion / Vote 5: Two games!
April 05, 2009, 11:04:29 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/490201
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/490200
Strawberyclock trampoline (typo because the right spelling was too long) and Shoot StrawberryClock!! (hint, you can't kill him).

Yeah these should totally be in the arcade. Or not.

Edit:WOW Good job guys they were both deleted. How is newgrounds going to see my awful spam now?
#8
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/489874
I actually made this because I wanted to do a prototype for the character creation system in my up-coming game and still make spam at the same time. I didn't realize it was CBM's birthday today, but I guess this sort of counts as a birthday flash now.

EDIT: vote 0 now that it passed.
#9
General Discussion / Vote 5: LUDUS-EXPERTUS LATINA
April 02, 2009, 10:58:58 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/489744

I decided to make a quiz game... In Latin. To those of you who know latin: I think my grammar is off, because I made this very quickly. Let me know if you find anything wrong.
#10
General Discussion / The Blob: Deathstruction
April 01, 2009, 09:26:07 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/489595
I know technically it's b MOVIE day, but I made a game anyway.
#12
General Discussion / Vote 6: BombSquad2
March 28, 2009, 03:06:03 AM
For shits and giggles I made an unbeatable pong game, then submitted to newgrounds and said in the description that there's a porno if you beat it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/488836

Vote 5 for posterity.
#14
General Discussion / AIM D&D
March 03, 2009, 05:12:43 PM
Since the IRC is down for an indeterminate length I've time, I've decided to continue my campaign over AIM in the meantime. If you're in the campaign already, or are hoping to join in, post your screenname in this thread. I'm willing to go for a game now, and Rabid's willing to join in, so we'll probably start right away once a few people post.

My screenname is mechanusclock.
#15
Pokemon Stadium / Taking requests for text-based games
February 05, 2009, 03:14:46 AM
I want to practice programming in Inform (a text adventure langauge), so I thought I'd take some suggestions for short games. They don't have to be adventure games; it's also possible to make other text-based stuff with it. Keep in mind it can take me a while, (I started work on Professor Wort's Time Mansion about 10 days ago, and it probably needs another day or two for cleanup, for comparison. However it's probably a little bigger than what I'm looking for here).  Requests for Zork IV might result in a game where the only command is 'get eaten by grue', but other than that, totally stupid ideas are welcome.
#16
General Discussion / ITT: Chernobyl, FakeAV et al
January 21, 2009, 03:52:24 AM
So, while engaging in certain activities that aren't  supposed to be mentioned on the forums, it seems I infected my computer with a menagerie of viruses and other goodies. While running the fruit of the aforementioned activity, my computer crashed and when I booted it up again the screen had graphical artifacts (in specific, 32 vertical broken columns of pixels arranged in eight groups of four columns each spaced so that there were alternating areas of asdf and normal imagery) from the first BIOS screen to the windows load screen (As in the one with logo and load bar) after a certain amount of loading my computer hanged, became unresponsive and the monitor turned off.  

After turning it off I booted it up and to my relief safe mode worked (without the aforemention 32 broken columns of pixels, as far as I can tell). The first thing I did was start backing up old files with my flash drive(all my flash is now safely on my laptop) and then I ran a virus scan. McAfee didn't find anything (big surprise) and neither did Malwarebyte's (slightly larger surprise) so I downloaded some trial versions of different antiviruses. (after uninstalling McAfee)  I tried installing the different ones. NOD32 and Panda didn't install, but Avast! did, and after running a rather long scan it reported that I had the following malware (these aren't the full names it gave, just what I could remember):

Pakes
OpenStream
CIH (a.k.a Chernobyl)
HTML:iframe
FakeAV

For those of you who don't know, CIH is not only about a decade old (and supposed incapable of incapable of infecting XP), but also a total dickweed. It overwrites the first megabyte of the hard drive, which kinda sorta contains the Master Boot Record and pretty much everything a computer needs to run. I saw on a website that with larger filesystems it only gets partially through the MBR or file table or something or other and it makes recovery easier. Since my computer has 300 GB of shit (and it's a RAID setup, by the way) I think immense bloat may have actually saved my computer. If so, I may never complain about long downloads again.

Which I promptly deleted because the quarantine feature wasn't working. After that I moved some more of my old flash junk to my laptop and rebooted. The same 32 broken-up columns of pixels organized into groups of 4 columns appeared but after it hanged when it loaded Windows, a screen came up (kind of like the one when Windows figures out everything went to hell and runs a consistency check) and avast! decided starting scanning again to fight the cyber-aids that most likely are still there. Right now it's probably about a fifth done, so my questions to you, clockcrew, are:

Did I actually get my master boot record infected or am I just an idiot (not that the first often happens without the second)?
If it has got CIH (and I don't think avast! is lying), what do you recommend I use to clean the files that it has no doubt infected?
How the fuck was my computer vulnerable to a virus that's over a decade old?
If it turns out avast! is toying with me and my computer crashes, what do you recommend to save my ass (I've already got AVG, F-Secure, CA, Clamwin, BitDefender, SUPERAntiSpyware,Threatfire,  and maybe a few other things ready to install in addition to the stuff I've already mentioned)?
How long are you going to laugh at my idiocy? (and by all means, do.)
If my hunch is right and CIH half-raped my computer before crashing it, shouldn't I probably flash my BIOS or something?

So yeah, I'm gonna go pass time and see how long it takes to finish scanning, because it's way to late to go to sleep and wake up on time.
#17
Since I got such a wonderful response from Newgrounds for Bomb Squad I decided it would be fun to make a second flash today.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/479580

At the request of a friend I'm making this into a series so if you have any serious suggestions they might actually be worthwhile.
#18
General Discussion / Propaganda Day Flash: Bomb Squad
January 20, 2009, 02:48:08 AM
Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/479483

Alright. This wasn't intended to be my Propaganda Day flash, but long story short I rendered my flash 7-bearing computer incapable of running it, so today I downloaded an old trial of MX on my laptop and made this. This was inspired by a person I know who consistently produces bad game ideas, so you can all thank them for the amazing gameplay.

My actual Propaganda Day flash might be out in a week or possibly less, depending on when I get things running right again.

If you have any suggestions on making the game more asinine, please post them.
#19
General Discussion / Fuck Yeah I Like It Rough
August 15, 2008, 01:09:27 AM
That's the title of my new Clockday game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453938

Hope you all enjoy!
#20
General Discussion / Its been a while
July 20, 2008, 03:33:32 AM
Since I've posted here. I decided to come back because real life is boring. If anyone is remotely interested, I've got a Clockday flash in progess. It's nothing big, just a little racing game.

For the countless people who don't remember me, I joined in 2006 and then left in 2007, mainly because a stopped doing flash for a while because I was mad at Adobe (stupid reason. I know)

By the way, as far as I can tell the clockname I chose was lame (my clock was a gear, which I suppose was less lame than the actual name I chose) so I plan on changing it, either to Mech Anus, and spending the next week on a .fla of a robot's ass, or coming up with something else entirely. If this place is anything like what it was when I left, I'm guessing I should start a rough draft of a robot's ass.

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Besides Rupee leaving and the clockification system going away, what did I miss?