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#1
https://kotaku.com/over-36-000-flash-games-have-been-saved-and-are-now-pla-1841389493

you see this? Flash support ending at the end of 2020. RIP. a few clock games like CC Fight Club, and others made by Clocks like Toss the Turtle are already on here. what else needs to be archived?????
#2
General Discussion / old irc/chat logs
August 13, 2018, 09:37:27 PM
post em if you got em

Quote
    [10:08:38]+MarlinClock: get tri on
    [10:08:42]+MarlinClock: is he afk or done for the night
    [10:10:27]@DWARFINATOR: he died last night
    [10:10:30]@DWARFINATOR: in someones arms
    [10:10:35]@DWARFINATOR: it must have been something that person said
    [10:11:08]+MarlinClock: knowing him it could have been anything
    [10:11:33]+MarlinClock: he seems to deem anything he or his puppet patriot do not say as I'm a edgy teen
    [10:11:36]@DWARFINATOR: im marlin i dont get song references
    [10:11:45]+MarlinClock: songs?
    [10:11:48]+MarlinClock: is it from america
    [10:11:49]@DWARFINATOR: lmao
    [10:11:52]@DWARFINATOR: LMAO
    [10:11:53]+MarlinClock: ive never heard of it
    [10:12:04]+MarlinClock: what

Quote<VCR_Clock> i'm thinking arby's
<clammo> im never thinkin arbys
<clammo> unless im thinkin about what i dont want

Quote<Astronautclock> heph
<Astronautclock> heph who is the jerk
<@Hephaestus> You are the jerk.

Quote12:42 <PatriotClock> oracle, wanna go on a date sometime i hear you a sexy lady
    12:42 <Oracle>  the Oracle says to PatriotClock: possibly
    12:42 <PatriotClock> NICE
    12:42 <PatriotClock> FUCK YEA FINALLY
    12:42 <BinaryClock> patriotclock scores possibly
    12:42 <BinaryClock> possibly

Quote[04:07:05] * Quits: weenie roast (User is permanently banned)
    [04:07:30]+PatriotClock: ill take his +o

Quote<PatriotClock> go kill yourself you illiterate uneducated new york
bumblefuck the mets suck, your mom sucks, and you suck.
everyone hates you you worthless piece of fucking shit go die and rot in a ditch somewhere.
id kill you myself but youre worthless ass isnt worth the effort it
would take to rip your fucking uneducated head off. the only reason anyone keeps you around
anyway is to work on their site for free. rot and die - love jeff
#3
some of my shit is missing and im not happy rn tbh
#4


thx groovyguy
#6
if you dont think thats the dopest thing ever let me know so i can IP ban you and fly to your house and slap you in your dumb face
#7
General Discussion / ahmed the clock boy
September 16, 2015, 07:19:40 PM
clocks are blowing up right now
#8
General Discussion / .CC IS CLOSED FROM POSTING
August 12, 2015, 08:01:11 PM
i closed .cc from posting to encourage migration here. if you see any wayward clocks direct them to .net. thx
#9
Mrs. McGruder's House / hey
May 09, 2015, 04:21:22 PM
how are you
#10
This year for Clock Day we have decided to attempt our largest and most ambitious collaboration to date, the Choose Your Own Adventure collab. Pop first proposed the idea in December 2013 and we have discussed it off and on since. Here's an excerpt from Pop's original proposal which gives you the gist of how the collab will work.

QuoteAn opening scene would present you with two paths to take. Links would lead to separate scenes. Those two scenes will end in additional options.. and so on and so forth. The movie will have over a dozen different endings dependent upon how you got to the end.

Renegade made a map that nicely sums up the paths the movie will take.

INTERACTIVE MAP with Updates



Clearly, with a collab this large we will need people to animate multiple scenes. Once you are finished a scene you may request an additional scene. We will be assigning scenes to you in the order we need them. This will hopefully keep the collab manageable and moving forward, as multiple people can work concurrently. Due to the large amount of parts required, we have decided to restrict scenes to a time limit of around 15-30 seconds each. We may make some exceptions to the time limit if you're assigned to a final scene way down the line. If your scene is a red circle then make your movie an ending (this doesn't necessarily mean that characters have to die, it just has to be a conclusion).

We're still hammering out minor nuances, but if you're interested in participating you may sign up in this thread (obv) or feel free to ask any questions and we can start handing out scenes soon.

RULES:

1) Keep your movie in a movie clip.
2) At the first frame of your movie add the following to the frame: _root.stop();
3) If your movie has multiple choices of where to go at the end: add buttons for each choice. We will add in the Actionscript for the buttons! If your movie is a dead end then you don't need to add anything else.
4) Make sure you rename all your symbols. Add your name (ex. STRAWBERRY_chair) to your symbol to keep things clean. Also put all the symbols you make in a folder with your name on it.
5) Try and keep your movie between 15 seconds to 30.
6) SET ALL SOUNDS TO STREAM. SERIOUSLY. LEAVING IT AS EVENT WILL HAVE REALLY BAD CONSEQUENCES FOR YOU
7) 3 days to finish your part (or at least a damn good work in progress). Use your time wisely.
8) If you are going to drop out, do it before your part is up.
9) You may only be signed up for one part at a time, once you finish a part you may request another one.


SPECS:

24fps
896x504

If you use AS for whatever reason, make sure it's AS2. Also try to stay away from using an AS camera.
If you're using a CS version, when creating the file, make sure it's AS2 compatible link.
If you're using a specialized font, break it down (ctrl+b).

Participants[/u]


Intro + 1. Renegade Done

   2. Pop-Tart Done

      
   Branch 2
         
      7. Magicfruit Done
            
         14. Yomuchan Done
         13. GodClock Done
               
            12.Screwdriver End
            21. Mentos
                  
               30. End
               31.
                     
                  47.End
                  48. End
                  
               
            22.
                  
               32. End
               33.
                     
                  49. End
                  50.
                        
                     59.End
                     58.
                           
                        62.End
                        63.
                              
                           66.End
                           67.Grand Finale   
                           
                        
                     
                  
               
            
         
      
   


      
   Branch 3
         
      8. Durian Done
            
         15. Rubber Dildo Done
         16. Vuvuzela Done
               
            23. Patriot
                  
               34.End
               35.End
               
            24. PopTart Done
                  
               37.MelloYello Done
               36.
                     
                  51.End
                  52.Grand Finale
                  
               
            
         
      
   




   3. Mentos Done

      
   Branch 1
         
      6. Patriot Done
            
         20. BB10 Done
         19. Ankh Done
               
            28. Strawberry
                  
               42.End
               43.End
               
            29. Tropzilla Done
                  
               44.End
               45.
                     
                  57.End
                  46.Grand Finale
                  
               
            
         
      
   


      
   Branch 4
         
      11. Polyhedron Done
            
         18. Phantomcat End
         17. Astronaut
               
            25. MellloYello
                  
               39. MagicFruit End
               38. Truffle
                     
                  53.End
                  54.End
                  
               
            26. RubberDildo
                  
               27.End
               40.End
               41.
                     
                  55.End
                  56.
                        
                     61.End
                     60.
                           
                        64.End
                        65.
                              
                           68.End
                           69.Grand Finale
                           
                        
                     
                  
               
            
         
      
   


                  

            


Easter Egg
   
4.
      
   9.End
   10.End
      



Sudden Death
      
   5. End
   
#11
Mrs. McGruder's House / does anyone else work tomorrow
December 25, 2014, 01:24:31 AM
tell me im not the only one

#12
Mrs. McGruder's House / ITT Old Chat Logs
December 06, 2014, 09:21:09 PM
p sure this exact thread already exists

Quote[10:08:38]+MarlinClock: get tri on
    [10:08:42]+MarlinClock: is he afk or done for the night
    [10:10:27]@DWARFINATOR: he died last night
    [10:10:30]@DWARFINATOR: in someones arms
    [10:10:35]@DWARFINATOR: it must have been something that person said
    [10:11:08]+MarlinClock: knowing him it could have been anything
    [10:11:33]+MarlinClock: he seems to deem anything he or his puppet patriot do not say as I'm a edgy teen
    [10:11:36]@DWARFINATOR: im marlin i dont get song references
    [10:11:45]+MarlinClock: songs?
    [10:11:48]+MarlinClock: is it from america
    [10:11:49]@DWARFINATOR: lmao
    [10:11:52]@DWARFINATOR: LMAO
    [10:11:53]+MarlinClock: ive never heard of it
    [10:12:04]+MarlinClock: what

Quote i'm thinking arby's
im never thinkin arbys
unless im thinkin about what i dont want

Quote[05:39:54]PatriotClock: lambda go die of aids you are terrible
    [05:39:57]LambdaClock: I laugh at his stock
    [05:40:01]LambdaClock: oh man
    [05:40:05]LambdaClock: I am hated

Quote<&clammo> muggsy bogues played for charlettetown hornets right

Quote heph
heph who is the jerk
<@Hephaestus> You are the jerk.

Quote go kill yourself you illiterate uneducated new york
bumblefuck the mets suck, your mom sucks, and you suck.
everyone hates you you worthless piece of fucking shit go die and rot in a ditch somewhere.
id kill you myself but your worthless ass isnt worth the effort it
would take to rip your fucking uneducated head off. the only reason anyone keeps you around
anyway is to work on their site for free. rot and die - love jeff

Quote12:42 oracle, wanna go on a date sometime i hear you a sexy lady
    12:42  the Oracle says to PatriotClock: possibly
    12:42 NICE
    12:42 FUCK YEA FINALLY
    12:42 patriotclock scores possibly
    12:42 possibly

Quote[04:07:05] * Quits: weenie roast (User is permanently banned)
    [04:07:30]+PatriotClock: ill take his +o

Quote oracle, how does it feel
<@Oracle> the Oracle says to Astronautclock: the gods want you to stop licking your dog's asshole

<@Oracle> the Oracle says to Astronautclock: having sex with your father is not normal and you should stop doing it

oracle, u so silly
<@Oracle> the Oracle says to Astronautclock: the gods want you to stop licking your dog's asshole
#13
Mrs. McGruder's House / happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2014, 03:50:06 PM
and fuck the cowboys.

go eagles!
#14
General Discussion / Monster Energy = Satanic
November 09, 2014, 08:41:39 PM
[u2]bntfUA6TmLs[/u2]
#15
General Discussion / VOTE FOR THE CLOCK CREW
November 02, 2014, 03:09:43 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rewardsnominees.php

If you can vote, we have 3 clock movies represented in the NG Monthly voting.

Consequential Credit by MelloYello
Ren's Ice Bucket Challenege by Renegade
Kiwi 64 by Coolboyman
&
House of Haunted Clocks by the ClockCrew

hook your clock brethren up if yous a real 1
#16
General Discussion / A VeggieClock Halloween
October 31, 2014, 01:59:19 PM
#17
Quote from: PatriotClock;1974814We should do a ptf with a Halloween or clockmas theme so we have more than 1 good collab a year. Maybe a few less parts to keep clock day the main event

After the success of House of Haunted Clocks we've decided to do another smaller themed PTF. Target date is maybe a few days before Christmas?

For this collab you can obv do whatever you want but try to keep on a general Christmas theme. Thx

ALSO I think we've had enough collabs involving time travel, whether clocks can die or not, etc etc. try to be original thxxx
 
CLOCKMAS PASS THE FLASH


RULES:

1) Keep your movie in a movie clip.
2) At the first frame of your movie add the following to the frame: _root.stop();
3) At the last frame of your movie add this: _root.play();
4) Make sure you rename all your symbols. Add your name (ex. STRAWBERRY_chair) to your symbol to keep things clean. Also put all the symbols you make in a folder with your name on it.
5) Try and keep your movie between 30 seconds to 1:30. No one wants to see a 3 second part or have someone make a full length movie in the middle of our collab.
6) SET ALL SOUNDS TO STREAM. SERIOUSLY. LEAVING IT AS EVENT WILL HAVE REALLY BAD CONSEQUENCES FOR YOU
7) Use your time wisely.
8) If you are going to drop out, do it before your part is up.



3 Days this time for COMPLETED PARTS

SPECS:

24fps
640x360 (so it can be easily scaled up and uploaded to YT)

If you use AS for whatever reason, make sure it's AS2. Also try to stay away from using an AS camera.
If you're using a CS version, when creating the file, make sure it's AS2 compatible link.
Post what version of flash you submitted it as when you're done.
If you're using a specialized font, break it down (ctrl+b).

1.MelloYello - Finished
2.Patriot - Finished
3. SillyPutty - Finished
3.5 - Smeg - Deleted Scene
4.- BB10 - Done?
5.- Renegade   Finished
6. Polyhedron In Progress
7. PhantomCat done
8. Strawberry done
9. MFC  DONE
10. Mentos DONE
11. Durian IN PROGRESS
12. Pop-Tart

Reserves:

1.Tropicana
2. Caramel Apple

Credits: IronClock?????????

Compiler:
#18
Clock Crew News / HOUSE OF HAUNTED CLOCKS
October 30, 2014, 11:06:38 PM
[/URL]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE CLOCK CREW!!!!!!!!!
[/SIZE]

This year we have a Halloween themed Pass The Flash to celebrate featuring the likes of IronClock, RenegadeClock, EvilBeanClock, Pop-TartClock, PatriotClock, MiracleFruitClock, DurianClock, BilliardBall10Clock, PolyhedronClock, MelloYelloClock, AbsintheClock, EnglishClock, and Zombie Lincoln!

FIFEN HERE
#19
1 week, anonymous voting. gl candidates
#20
Mrs. McGruder's House / TODAY IS MY TENTH CLOCK BIRTHDAY!
September 22, 2014, 11:29:42 PM
i joined the clock crew ten years ago today after submitting this movie to newgrounds

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/193865

redneckclock was like hey yo join the clock crew if youre serious and i was like ok. and then i joined.

id like to thank the academy, orangeclock, the ivy league brotherhood, renegadeclock for making anniversary which is what originally made me wanna join, absinthe, pop tart, bb10, all the other homies i didnt mention

i love you all and thanks for having me

:lo5: