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#1
This thread is for the discussion of all things important.
#2
General Discussion / Xbox One VS PS4
September 10, 2016, 05:34:51 PM
I BOUGHT A PS4 THANKS GUYS FOR HELP
Also got Until Dawn, Bloodborme and The Last Of Us as starters.

Yes, there is a forum for this.
Yes, this has won the Interbutts Bitchtit award for most over-asked question of the decade.
Yes, I could Google the "winner".
Yes, Microsoft r ghey.
Yes, Sony r ghey.
Yes, consoles r ghey, PC is bettr.
Yes, get a Wii instead.

But other than that, which of these 2 do you own/prefer/etc?  Once more on the topic of my upcoming prison/house-arrest time: I am doing some prep work of the video game kind.  In recent years I have generally stuck to PC gaming.  In fact, I sold all of my consoles after purchasing all of my favorite games for PC.  PC gaming is still my fav, but glimpsing into my future of lazily slumping onto the couch day after day, I realize that the sheer laziness factor (however minimal) of console gaming is one thing that I will desperately need to keep me breathing.

I make this thread here because this is an impulse decision that I plan on following through with in the next 12 hours.  Amazon is up and ready to add to cart and dump to house in a flash of self loathing and financial irresponsibility.  With your vote be sure to suggest a few titles (exclusives or console-only preferred).  Once ordered, I will post a snippet of the receipt here to prove to you that I listen to your opinions (unless for some reason they end up sucking).

GERT VOTING!
#3
1) Clock Crew is dead
2) BB10 is like the kid who is still up drinking while everybody is waking up and getting ready for work.

I think I know all I need.  Any Philly or Clocks in the NE down for a IRL collaboration where we all get together, throw back a few and make something awesome?  Can probably include Clocks in other regions via internet connections.  If nobody is interested I'll let this idea drop off the face of the earth, but I'll be able to fund and host a gathering in Philly if anybody is down.
#5
You can still make a thread, just post the link in here so we can have them all archived in one place.
#6
General Discussion / I'm going to prison again :(
August 04, 2016, 10:45:55 PM
I've been good for 7 years and now they want to send my luscious white buttocks into the lions den.  Plz donate to me so I can eat Cheetos and Ramen.  Don't know where I'm going yet, but I'll be sure to post my location and if possible my prisoner number once I go to my upcoming hearings.  Then you can mail me stuff and I can write back cause I'll have nothing better to do.

And no you don't get what I did (yet), it could jeopardize my case.
#7
Gaming & Technology / Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) PC
December 26, 2015, 05:23:51 PM
Being a 29 year old bachelor in a sea of friends getting married, my friends never know what to get me for Christmas.  So, I still end up getting things like cheap liquor and GameStop giftcards.  I wasn't sure what to get with the GameStop gift money this year since I've been making 97% of my video game purchases through Steam, so I went to browse their online store.  I saw ESO and thought, "hmm, I've heard it's mediocre, but I like the Elder Scrolls series and I have free money that I must spend here," so I purchased and downloaded it.

It's been a while since I played a game with other living people in it so I'm suffering from virtual socially awkward syndrome.  This being said, if you have ESO (PC) please join me and be my friend.
#8
General Discussion / Happy Birthday Losperman!
November 16, 2015, 01:58:00 AM
The annual happy birthday Lospey thread is here!

{{{Lospey}}}
#9
General Discussion / Where's the casino?
November 04, 2015, 01:26:11 AM
Why don't we have these kinda things here along with other interactive media and crap?  We're a group of artists, this site should look like a Vegas hotel, not some bland forum standing against the wall at an internet dance.   Let's start designing some damn content for this bitch.  Ideas?
#10
General Discussion / I'm making a Flash
October 31, 2015, 01:00:26 AM
I recently re-acquired Flash and I'm making one.  It is not going to be another Drive Drive installment either, it will actually be good-ish.

I felt the need to post this since it's been years since I've released anything.

It might take me some time because I'm becoming reacquainted with the tools, but I'm a genius so I'll be up to par soon enough.
#11
I know there are a handful of you...

http://957benfm.com/event/2015-summer-bender/

Sugar Ray, Eve 6, Better Than Ezra and disappointingly... Uncle Kracker.  Good lineup, minus UK, $15 tickets and it's at Xfinity Live.  I just bought my tickets and was wondering if anyone else was planning on it.
#12
I'd post this properly in the technology board but that board is slower than a downy that's been kicked in the head by a horse and I haven't got much time.  Anyway, I'm reaching out to you because I figured someone here may have experience and while I search and await answers elsewhere I thought I'd give it a shot.

My company has put me in charge of our phone scripting and I had never worked with Telephony before.  I've been picking up more and more over the past 2 months but I'm far from an expert.  They've thrown a curveball at me and I'm stumped, I haven't had any luck finding an answer anywhere.  Basically, our HR department wants a toll free to be used internally to contact 2 different people.  Issue is, they do not want these people to be placed in a CSQ or need to log into the agent desktop to receive calls.  I can transfer the calls to their lines directly, but I can't find any way to redirect to both their lines simultaneously, which is what they have requested.

Currently I have the script using a mod function based on the minute to determine who the primary call recipient will be and who will back up if it's busy or fails.  I do not desire to do it this way but I can't figure out how to send out both the calls at once.  Also, if the call gets answered by one I don't want the other to be able to answer the call.
#13
I've included 3 pictures stolen from his Facebook to assist in your decision.



#14
Mrs. McGruder's House / Happy Birthday Losperman!
November 16, 2014, 01:13:23 PM
Happy birthday, you miserable old fuck.  Hope you die in your sleep.

{{{}}}
#15
Necrapolis / I should be mod again
October 15, 2014, 12:16:39 AM
Vote on the poll.
#16
General Discussion / I must share this with people
September 18, 2014, 07:43:40 PM
Today I walked into the men's room at work and the lights were out (we conserve energy).  I turned them on and walked back to the urinal.  I couldn't help but notice a stall door closed and feet under it.  I'm not sure how long this guy was in there, but the lights were definitely off when I walked in.  I'm not sure if it was his choice or if someone had used the restroom while he was in there and ignorantly (or intentionally) killed the lights when they walked out.  Something about pooping in the dark reminds me of Bruce Springsteen.

This had to be shared.
#17
General Discussion / I got a job
June 10, 2014, 01:22:36 AM
I mean, I have one right now, but I got a new one.  No more food service, I finally got a REAL job in my field as a programmer for a travel agency.  It's going to feel good not having to deal with the general public anymore.  I feel like I've been wasting away these past couple years and it feels amazing to have gotten my foot in the door to beginning my career.  Plus, no more shitty evenings and overnights, it's just straight 9-5 Monday through Friday from now on.  I will actually be able to have a life!
#18
This is an open discussion.  I'd like to hear from all sides.  If you don't understand this question then GTFO of my thread.  Naw, jk, you can stay, but read up on some CC history.
#19
General Discussion / Drive Drive COMPETITION
February 17, 2014, 02:21:31 AM
I made 7 Drive Drive Revolutions survive on the portal.  Now it's your turn to make my 8th episode, though you will be credited.  It's been 11 years since it's original premier.  

Things you need to include in your submission:
A vehicle, driving
A background
Music

I will try to reward you somehow, though the CC should make this an official competition.

Here is the original:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/105058
#20
But I'm too nerdy to hang out with the cool kids.