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Clock Crew News / Clock Day 2020!
« on: August 05, 2020, 07:02:09 PM »
Greetings Clocks and Clockfriends!

Wow. 2020 is certainly proving to be the most unearthly year of our short lives.

A worldwide pandemic. Civil unrest. Political polarization. How we respond as compassionate beings during these "uncertain times" will shape the world stage for generations to come.

So what can you do to help? Make Clock Day movies, of course!

Yes friends, it is that time again. Time to celebrate the birthday of the longest running Flash and animation troupe on the internet. [citation needed]

For the Antifa K-Pop TikTok kids who have stumbled here looking to cancel Flounderman for taking his mask off at Cosco's, August 15th marks the 19th anniversary of Strawberry Clock's B. We will once again commemorate this monumental event by flooding the Newgrounds Portal with half-assed content that only we find amusing. It's what we do.

We will be releasing our newest collaborated effort, Pass The Spam III. It features new and veteran clock artists, some who we haven't seen in years. Exciting!!

Spam King Redbook has designed this cool logo for you to put in your creations.

We have a couple of clocks working on Clock Day skins for Newgrounds, and we will unveil the chosen design very soon.

I'm sure medals will be awarded, and I'm sure K-9 will start making them as soon as he reads this.

So to the artists contributing to this holy day of distraction from reality, make haste and make waste. The StrawberryClock is ticking.

To the fans and friends who support us on this day and year round, we love you all!





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This is exciting. I'm excited. Excitebike 2020.

Also, petitioning that the proper pronunciation of the collab requires III be spoken in German. Pass The Spam Drei.

So we can call it PTSD.


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This is a great line-up.

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I would like to contribute

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General Discussion / Re: I finally reached 10K posts on Newgrounds
« on: June 21, 2020, 12:13:49 PM »
I Googled shungite and this was the top result.




You're into some freaky stuff, Ninty.

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General Discussion / Re: I finally reached 10K posts on Newgrounds
« on: June 21, 2020, 04:40:51 AM »
Posts? Are those like post-flash movies?

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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: June 12, 2020, 04:00:27 PM »
The idea of defunding the police is (to my understanding) redirecting resources so they're not so overwhelmed.

So instead of putting millions into the police's 'war on drugs,' money would be allocated into fighting drug addiction.

Or money would go into mental health departments so the cops aren't the ones responding to autistic men sitting in the streets with a toy truck.



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Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: porky's
« on: June 11, 2020, 10:58:48 PM »

your new user pic is dope my man

 :hi5:

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Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: porky's
« on: June 11, 2020, 05:13:52 PM »
I wear a shungite necklace solely because my mom is one of those aged hippies who's scared of wi-fi rays and I don't want her to see me not wearing it because then I'll get a goddamn earful but if anyone asks I say MM IT COOL RUSSIAN ROCK

But you didn't get COVID from the cell towers, did you? So you can't prove mom is wrong.

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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: June 09, 2020, 04:10:14 PM »
Carlson Tucker has warned that the black folks are indeed "coming for you."

Not sure what time we mobilize. If I get a call, I'll give everybody a heads up so you can pack a snack.



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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: June 09, 2020, 12:04:55 PM »
The amount of global cooperation going into the Jeffrey Epstein distraction effort is truly inspiring.





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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: June 08, 2020, 11:17:32 PM »

He served time for robbery. Mark Wahlberg served time for hate crimes. Your past is in the past.

Even if he was high at the time of death, the video is insanity. People saying shit like "check his pulse" for three more minutes after he went lifeless. Dude was dead and they still wouldn't get off his neck. EMT comes by... finds no pulse... and they still stayed on his neck as bystanders pleaded for the cops not to kill him.

And I think that's why this blew up the way it did. Police giving zero fucks while members of the community begged for this dude's life.

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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: June 08, 2020, 01:27:56 PM »
My favorite argument against the current protests is "yea welll George Floyd had a criminal record," like that makes it OK to murder someone.

Robert Downey Jr has a rap sheet longer than a donkey dick and he gets to play a superhero in Disney movies.



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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: June 07, 2020, 02:34:02 PM »
The main attraction distraction got ya number than number than numb.
Empty ya pockets, son, they got you thinkin' that what ya need is what they selling.

Make you think that buying is rebelling.

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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: June 07, 2020, 02:32:36 PM »
fuck star wars





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Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: riddle thread answer riddle
« on: June 06, 2020, 12:49:12 AM »
TELL US THE ANSWER

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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: May 31, 2020, 05:35:56 PM »
I can't even figure out my opinion on any of this. Fun how manic depression can make you numb.

I almost feel guilty for not being more emotionally invested in what's going on. Why am I not angrier?

I suddenly care a little today because the riot is literally down the street and I don't want this shit at my door.

Also, bring me some jerky, Jeff.









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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: May 31, 2020, 05:02:53 PM »

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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: May 31, 2020, 04:11:49 PM »
So my girlfriend is a complete idiot.

I texted her that a disturbance broke out two miles from her job. These aren't peaceful protesters. They have crowbars.



She's ignoring my directions to get the fuck out of the area. "I just got to finish one more thing.." kinda shit. Dudes, she works in a fucking bakery.

Cops finally showed up. Told them to get the hell out. That the riot was headed their way.

She still took almost half an hour to leave.

That being said, I get the night off because we had to shut down my store. So... yay?





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General Discussion / Re: All this crap going on in the world
« on: May 31, 2020, 01:58:53 PM »
Just playin. Grilling sounds cool.

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