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Messages - SchnozzberryClock

#2
That upcoming Rise of the Triad remake is gonna be gory as all hell. They might have some Robocop moments.

Now what I really want is a game where you can throw enemies into pools of toxic waste so you can make them explode as you ram into their shambling mutant bodies.
#4
General Discussion / I just came to ask...
January 28, 2013, 02:54:08 AM
I swear I left mine next to my copy of Strong Bad Sings but now it's missing :(
#5
I thought the whole thing was started by this:



Also fuck me I need more pics for my Shrek folder.
#6
General Discussion / You fartbutts.
January 14, 2013, 08:06:04 AM
Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1936652Fuck you

Is it true that Dutch Santa lives in Spain instead of the North Pole?
#7
I saw this trailer in theaters and thought it was Scary Movie 5 until the title came up. Then the next trailer actually was for Scary Movie 5 and looked identical to this.

I honestly thought I was having fucking nightmare.
#8
Holy shit the power just came back on after four days

Sup clock crew how much nothing did I miss??
#9
Someone once found an exploit that allowed you to co-author anyone without their consent. I remember renaming all my shit flashes to some variation of 'Super Mario Bros Z episode (x)' an co-authoring Alvin-Earthworm to all of them. That was a fun couple of hours until Tom fixed it.
#10
Triangle you seem upset is everything okay???
#12
Quote from: clammo;1895576well considering its been 2 years without anyone even noticing that it was gone, id say yes it was

He's got a point, guys. We have a bad habit of leaving around pointless shit that does nothing but stink up the place.

The next logical course of action should be to delete Clam.
#13
Mrs. McGruder's House / Green Banana
January 06, 2012, 01:19:30 PM
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1886666RED bananas.

Where the fuck did you get that banana?
#14
Mrs. McGruder's House / Who has
December 31, 2011, 03:43:33 PM
that webcomic where Nancy from the funny pages sells her soul to Satan I'm pretty someone posted it here but I cannot for the life of me remember aaaaa
#15
The goldmine needs a cleanup. I'm reading the threads from the past two or three years and most of them seem to be staff members making clever responses then sending it to the goldmine as if to immortalize their joke.
#16
General Discussion / My plans to monetize the Clock Crew
December 29, 2011, 03:18:11 AM
My name is Strawberry Clock and Joe's Burger Hole is my favorite store on the Citadel.
#17
Mrs. McGruder's House / I C U AND U C I
December 26, 2011, 08:32:17 PM
I didn't even know this got picked up by Adult Swim until reading this thread. Just finished watching the first six episodes and it's pretty damn good.
#18
Let's get Baked: Cooking with Michael Phelps
#19
George Lucas didn't sell his soul. It was eaten by Gonk.
#20
Mrs. McGruder's House / Korean Penis Fish
December 20, 2011, 07:29:28 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1881502Or you could just pee behind a tree instead, if you're that paranoid.

Yeah sure then a bunch of bullet ants will shriek their way off the branches and sting your cock inside-out.

The lesson here is this: rainforests are jerks.