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Anyone catch the GoT premier?

Itís still terrible

isn't that show past the source material and is going to be for the forseeable future but they still gotta put seasons out? Once they catch up with the manga, shonen battle anime like game of thrones always go into long pointless filler arcs. jon stark is never gonna find the one piece at this rate. speaking of which

holy shit (nsfw)

the new chapter of attack on titan is looking good. full color pages too!

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General Discussion / Re: Umm...
« on: April 03, 2019, 03:21:10 AM »
I can't find frankclock video poker on newgrounds anymore:(

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General Discussion / Re: Kittens or Puppies?
« on: April 03, 2019, 03:16:43 AM »
are pangolins kitties?




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I actually have a line of microbrews. I piss in half drunk storebrand beer out of dumpsters and relabel it as "Uncle Flounderman's Old Tyme Amber Ale". You'll go blind and die after half a bottle.

FLOUNDERMAN

https://lifehacker.com/amazon-prime-members-can-get-12-months-of-nintendo-swit-1833692949


I don't use amazon enough to justify buying prime. comment section says I gotta get a twitch prime account too. I definitely can't justify that. paying money to watch other people play video games sounds like a surreal kind of hell.  I do miss smash online though. laggy or not.

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you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Re: NEW MOVIE
« on: March 20, 2019, 04:16:26 AM »
2hot4newgrounds

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 20, 2019, 04:13:38 AM »
damn I got confused and was talking about last remnant nevermind lol. I confuse those two games all the time.

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 19, 2019, 10:49:47 PM »
I loved the GBA version and liked the NES version, but I couldn't enjoy the psp version. the sprites were higher resolution but cheap and lifeless.

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Play Smash with me
« on: March 19, 2019, 04:45:16 PM »
you'd think with them charging for online now they would give us some modern features. nope, same basic setup as their previous consoles. also some nes games. I remember some stockholder meeting where they outright stated one of their future goals was to make the service worth paying for, implying it isn't right now (it aint).

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 19, 2019, 04:42:05 PM »
fuckin loved 4. even if the main villain just sorta comes out of nowhere. I bought a 3 dollar used copy of lost odyssey after having it on my list for years and the very next day they announce a remaster. I'm not sure whether to play it or wait.

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General Discussion / Re: What is your most hated chain restaurant?
« on: March 19, 2019, 04:40:15 PM »
why would anyone make a restaurant that's just a salad buffet? why not do one that's just breadsticks or ketchup packets?

Actually I'd make an exception if it was the bread from texas roadhouse that shit's good. I don't care how stupidly loud and western it is.

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anyways australia is gonna out-nanny state itself every few years. I'm curious to hear what happens next. you know britain is outright blocking porn soon.? you gotta go on a government list to see it. under the watchful eyes indeed. iirc australia only bans porn with small tits. no skinny chicks in australia, or spiders under a certain size. if it can't fill up a dinner plate, whether it's a titty or a spider, it's not allowed down under. In a way I can respect that.

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the guy who wrote half life is gone anyways, if it did come back it wouldn't be the true conclusion to the story. even if it played well. you can't have a writer do a whole saga and then just not involve them for the finale. also if it does come out it's gonna be a shared world looter shooter.

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 17, 2019, 03:27:45 PM »
oh wait I meant 6 and 9. I never actually hear about 5 at all. all the hype I ever see goes to the ones immediately before and after it. I completely forgot about 13, yeah in retrospect that one was worse. my buddy had it and iirc it was the one where every dungeon and area is a straight line and battles are practically automatic. 15 is at least fun to play and explore.

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it's got this mediocre 00s webcomic aesthetic mixed with off brand hanna barbera. reminds me of that godawful ctrlaltdel cartoon but more angular. I bet it cost just as much.

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 13, 2019, 08:15:54 AM »
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yeah 6 was probably my favorite
this is what I tend to hear. I actually do plan on playing 5 and 9 at some point. truthfully I only ever beat 1 2 and 4 (and smrpg best rpg EVER). I played a bit of 7 and 15 but got distracted midway through 7 and 15 was a beautifully rendered trainwreck. I'd like to play 7 eventually too, I always liked those prerendered backgrounds. 5 and 9 are a priority though. just behind ever other god damn 90s jrpg I still haven't played. I'll play you someday Live a Live and Parasite Eve.

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There's this girl that's super into me. I know this, because she keeps making these really cheesy puns. I'll say: "I really have to clean out my chimney." She'll say: "I wish you'd clean out my chimney." Or whatever. Anyway, I looked her up on Facebook, because that's the age we live in, and I noticed something: she looks fucking nuts in all of her pictures. Like something's a little off in the eyes. That's a thing right?





UPDATE https://nypost.com/2019/03/12/bro-decodes-nail-art-to-save-guys-from-dating-crazy-ladies/


this is almost as funny as the guy's selfies.


Robin dressed like this once:

but it was a joke
but also kind of the greatest?
bahahaha

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I just remembered I had a toy of that exact incarnation of supeboy. I thought a teenage superman in a leather jacket was cool as hell at the time. yet I probably wouldn't have accepted a batman like that. maybe robin? maaaaaybe. either way he ended up doing glorious battle with gundams and beanie babies.

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it actually did get easier to read halfway through. it's still kind of a slog but it's definitely realistic. I can't really fault him for it.

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does he actually write all of his dialogue like that? It's fine to have a few panels of conversation run like that when it's appropriate. emotion making you trip up your words and trip up the guy you're talking to. but an entire story written like that would be a slog to read.

also all game consoles should have walnut why did we stop doing that after the 80s?

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I can't get into pre-nes console games like atari, the graphics for the arcade conversions just don't do it for me.  I do like arcade games from that era though.  I love playing weird old shit in MAME. I went on a huge  MAME kick  two or so years ago after going over hardcoregaming101's articles, they had all the obscure cool shit covered (then a formatting change killed a bunch of old articles and I stopped going :( ).  did you know there was a 3d platformer in 1983? I sure didn't.



 pretty much anything from the 80s and 90s runs perfect unless it had some weird physical element you can't emulate like vectrex or those hologram arcade games. sometimes that weird shit can be done though! The old Darius shootemups used three combined widescreen monitors for a huge playing field, you can still do that. even if there's a console port of something the arcade version usually looks way better too. 90s arcade sprite art was fucking incredible. sometimes it plays better on console though, altered beast for example. extra features and rebalanced gameplay etc.

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