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Messages - KarkasmolenKlok

#1
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: I have a baby
January 24, 2019, 05:06:21 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock on January 17, 2019, 12:08:48 AM
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok on January 13, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back

Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.
I only had the two

...that I know of

#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
January 24, 2019, 04:58:46 PM
Oh so that's a pikmin
#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
January 21, 2019, 05:13:53 PM
Quote from: RobClock on January 21, 2019, 04:35:12 PMI'm a hack fraud
we all are, all our jokes are bad and nothing is ever funny
#4
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
January 21, 2019, 12:48:39 PM
I read that with the sort of tooth-gritted determination with which I forced myself to read Finnegan's Wake.

Thank you for using punctuation.
#5
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
January 15, 2019, 03:52:00 AM
So I just looked at the goldmine for the first time in years and y'all acted so shocked and scandalized that BB10 was a furry I'm just gonna say I'm Facebook friends with him he likes and comments on that stuff publicly allll the tiiiiiime. Maybe he thinks you can't see it? Anyway we are pals
#6
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: I have a baby
January 14, 2019, 03:55:50 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 13, 2019, 10:18:19 PM
Cut it off
that umbilical cord really helps us find the damn thing
#7
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: I have a baby
January 13, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock on January 13, 2019, 07:49:46 PM
Use your nipples to feed it.
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back
#8
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Vote for My Dick
January 13, 2019, 10:08:33 PM
Where butts option
#9
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
January 10, 2019, 10:28:33 PM
I do like me some deep buttons.

Can we just call them prostates tho deep buttons sounds vulgar
#10
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
January 10, 2019, 04:01:01 PM
Fake news
#11
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
January 10, 2019, 02:06:55 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 09, 2019, 02:03:36 PMHe’s inside nestled up at the foot of the chesterfield
that is a brand of cigarette for drunks and nothing else
#12
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
January 06, 2019, 02:16:45 PM
I'm watching Adam Ruins Everything which is so far like Penn and Teller's Bullshit! if done by Alton Brown and without the Libertarian slant and magic tricks.
#13
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: I have a baby
December 31, 2018, 01:05:57 AM
Quote from: Jamba C. on December 29, 2018, 05:23:04 PM
HOLD THE PHONE

YOU GAVE BIRTH?!
my cloaca shall never recover

Quote from: zl on December 30, 2018, 12:05:36 PM
:siren:[u2]r9qTiN54qwA[/u2]
:siren:
It was hard to lure him into the shock collar, and lemme tell you changing batteries with a slingshot is an imprecise art.
#14
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: I have a baby
December 29, 2018, 02:48:17 PM
So far zero times!

(He has certainly fallen on it himself a few trying to stand up)
#15
Mrs. McGruder's House / I have a baby
December 29, 2018, 01:02:03 AM
Clock Crew please tell me how to parent him
#16
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
December 28, 2018, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 28, 2018, 03:51:29 AM
keith richards' face was forty years old the day he was born
seemed like a good lookin kid once upon a time

#17
General Discussion / Re: Help
December 27, 2018, 02:28:53 PM
Quote from: Jamba C. on December 27, 2018, 08:46:38 AM
don't listen to millennials and gen-zeers, just make what you want
I have to Wu Tang is for the children
#18
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
December 27, 2018, 02:25:44 PM
Okay yeah got kind of a young Keith Richards thing going on
#19
General Discussion / Re: Help
December 26, 2018, 06:48:51 PM
Quote from: GreyClock on December 17, 2018, 07:02:22 AM
A Dutch man is in the news for stealing full diapers out of the trash near daycare centers. People have seen him sniffing them. A hoard has been discovered in the woods, complete with tissues
He clearly has issues for which he needs tissues
#20
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
December 26, 2018, 01:43:23 PM
Okay out of all of those I want an explanation of Jigen. Not 'nuff said I'm desperately curious about that one

Happy to see Zoro on there because we bros 4 lyfe ZORO UR MA BOY