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General Discussion / Re: Make the Clock Crew Great Again!!
« on: June 16, 2019, 08:30:56 PM »
This poll lacks a butt option, so it's illegitimate.




Made you look.

General Discussion / Re: Fuck off, milk drinker
« on: June 11, 2019, 01:50:10 AM »

General Discussion / Re: On The Subject Of My Name
« on: June 08, 2019, 06:41:43 PM »
It's cool, you're never gonna be a real clock.

Neimen Marcus has the cleanest bathrooms ever. I took my colon on a journey of great complex bowel movements, like a herd of wildebeasts on parade through my asshole. First it started off as a weak stream of hot liquid like somebody ruined a super soaker by putting hot coffee in it. Then some of the deer pebble chunky bits started shooting out with the liquid. Once I pushed all the liquid from my rectum, there was a strain. Suddenly a shit with a light airy texture like silly string had circled the toilet of brick brown water which nicely complimented the fine marble privacy walls, and the tiny door at the bottom you could peek through. I was however appalled that they expected me to wipe my ass like a commoner with toilet paper, so I used the sink as a bidet, and dried my asshole with the dyson hand dryer. I have not had that kind of gentle yet firm pressure on my butthole since that time I went to Little Caesars and wiped my ass with a piece of frozen crust in the walk in freezer. The soap I used to wash my hands had such a nice scent of rosemary and mint, that my hands didn't start smelling like dick until the fifth time in a row I jerked off without cleaning up. Thanks Neimen Marcus.

Joke's on you, I'm gay now.

That'd be some Mr. Hands shit with that cock.

“You shitpost too much”

Fuck off milk drinker.


Fuck you Nintendo, made you look.

General Discussion / Re: Why isn't everyone active on the Discord?
« on: June 05, 2019, 12:58:33 AM »
Get your asses in the Discord so I can tell you all about this sandwich I'm ready to fuck.

I take back what I said, send Waffle whatever the fuck you want.


Cemetery / Re: In Which I, VCRClock, Steal the First Post
« on: June 02, 2019, 10:41:11 PM »
You know what they say, fifth gets to fuck the first in the ass.

He a snitch ass bitch and a racist.

If I hear about you putting porn in people's inboxes again you in deep shit.


“Fuck, imagine if everyone here posted like you”

If everyone in here posted like me, we'd be the hottest thing since pornhub.

Gonna add this to my CC spam Novel word doc if that’s ok

Do it.

"How much cock do I got to suck to get some fucking pussy around here? Fuck I gotta taste you!" My dick popped and  knew I might get busted if I didn't do it soon. I thought about my sister and her cock and it felt so good. It was soft with her head resting against it and her hard cock felt so good against my mouth. "I got this cock too baby" she said it was the last thing I said before my cock popped out of my pussy and hit the desk and splattered my face. With nothing other than cock between me and her pussy, my sister went off just like I did. She licked my pussy clean with her tongue, her cock sliding out of my pussy. It looked like her little sister came just like her little sister. "Oh fuck yeah" she screamed in a husky voice. "You're so naughty you suck it off my hand and lick the walls of my mouth so clean. My cunt's so tight."

How much cock do I got to suck to get some fucking pussy around here? Can I even use my tongue? Do you ever want me in my asshole fucking fuckhole? My ass? I'd fuck my ass, I'd fuck my ass out there if I had to. It'd be like an awesome birthday girl or something, if I was really horny."

In fact, you could say she wanted to fuck her own ass, the way you'd do to your sister. In an increasingly desperate bid to get off on her own ass, you'd say she couldn't wait until you finished.

She gave you a curious look, trying to figure out if she was sure she wanted to do that, but you continued your rant. "You've gotta ask your brother for a cock, if you know what I mean. You'll get his cock if you do it and then you'll get your sister's ass on the fucking table if things break the rules somehow."

I shook my head. "You won't get a cock from me."

How much cock do I got to suck to get some fucking pussy around here? Get in here!" I growled at them as I moved my cock down inside of a woman's asshole. That feeling of her ass being stretched in the air was enough to make my cock hard. I wanted to use that feeling to fuck me faster but my partner pulled out of me by the waist because of him and made fun of the way I'd just shoved my cock up her asshole as she came across me. I don't care who it's you, I'm done fucking her, I'm going to be my own fucking boss! I looked back and the woman was fucking herself harder as she stared at me. "Oooh I love fucking little girls, you wanna fuck me too?" she yelled as she came over to me. "Well that seems like a pretty good idea, right?" I asked, pulling my cock all the way out of her ass and into her throat and fucking her there. As she came, I was getting hot all over the body as my hands were going over her ass and breasts looking at her pussy.

How much cock do I got to suck to get some fucking pussy around here? - Oh no. Don't do that. I thought I wanted you to do what I do. You fucked my wet, slutty, dripping cunt a dozen times, and now you're begging me for my cock. (moaning into it) I'm going to ride you hard as fuck now, baby boy, and I'm not going to stop until I cum. (moaning and pant as you shoot your load - sounds of orgasm are gradually replaced by panting and moaning as you finish) I don't think I'm ready, my angel. No one is. (grunt as he comes) (deep breath) Oh thank god, my fucking cock felt so good. I love you so much; I don't want to stop. I will always love you. (short pause) Good boy, look at how that cock feels inside me, baby boy; you have just earned your first cockslut's virginity. (giggle) I can feel my dick slowly returning to its original size as the two of us fall

How much cock do I got to suck to get some fucking pussy around here? This is a really big cock… [pussy sucks cock deeply] I'll suck it all out of you… Fuck fuck I'll cum too soon… cum! This is real real and deep… This dick is fucking big… Fuck I'm gonna cum… cum!

How much cock do I got to suck to get some fucking pussy around here? Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck fuck!"

"Fuck me bitch, shit it is hard to get out!"

The girls then joined him in a series of moans that were accompanied by some of the most powerful fucking orgasms for a girl in a long time!

"I love you!"

"I love you too!"

This story is amazing, as well as having the girls all in the best shape of their lives. What do you guys think about the ladies here at The Nipple! Tell us in the comments section below!

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