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might be a hooker but at least i ain't a bitch.

General Discussion / What is your most hated chain restaurant?
« on: March 17, 2019, 08:58:26 PM »
Fuck a Golden Corral.

The clock crew is an absolute monarchy, not a place for dumb children to promote corporate socialism while bemoaning the fact a person of color fucked their wife.

General Discussion / Re: Little Caesar Guilt Trips (Hot ní Ready!)
« on: February 01, 2019, 12:40:17 PM »
Oh my god guys you won't believe this. So I went to a grieving widow support group with a stack of Little Caesars pretzel crust pizzas. This somehow led to an orgy, and now I have salted bits stuck in my urethra. Is this what it takes to get pussy?

you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Butt Option
« on: January 26, 2019, 09:42:47 PM »
Choose your destiny.

Dress it up as GG Allin for halloween so you don't have to clean it that day.

I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back

Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.

you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Vote for My Dick
« on: January 13, 2019, 07:51:08 PM »

Use your nipples to feed it.

General Discussion / Re: The corrupt monstrosity we call "Little Caesar"
« on: January 13, 2019, 07:43:56 PM »
This one time I went inside of a little caesar's to get a pan crust pizza with pepperoni. Real little grease cup nasty fucking post hangover shit. I had the bud mud coming in real hot, so before I ordered I asked where the bathroom was. Guy at the counter says "We aren't supposed to let anyone back here" so I put a joint on the counter and say "I really got to shit." He takes the joint, and says "Back wall on the left." I immediately take the wrong left, and get locked in the walk in freezer. I pulled my pants down before I completely ruined them, and launched a darting green greasy monster mudslide right out of the ol' coin purse. I wasn't about to ruin my brand new levi's so I grabbed some frozen crust and started scraping all the shit off my ass. This might sound kind of fucked, but your butthole will never be cleaner than a proper ass wiping from a frozen Little Caesars crust. My pepperoni deep dish was slightly better than gas station pizza.

General Discussion / Re: Help
« on: December 16, 2018, 07:28:21 PM »
It's good to be crazy, weird, fucked up, or generally self aware of the fun house mirror that you carry around in your own personal paradigm. As far as feelings go be whatever you need to be, and don't worry about what the other guy thinks about it. As far as the sadboi memes go, they're not that funny but some people seem to relate to them. If that gives some kid out there a chance to chuckle at his own funhouse mirror why take that away?


Buy me a pizza you shitstained glass blowing degenerate cunt.

General Discussion / Re: Help
« on: December 15, 2018, 07:42:07 PM »
Suck my dick and buy me a pizza.

General Discussion / Re: Help
« on: December 15, 2018, 07:19:08 PM »
Buy me a pizza you assholes.

Holy fuck why isn't this guy on already? Whose dick needs to get wet in order for this to happen? Every day that ZL is not an admin I'm going to fuck one of your mothers raw dog. Eventually I'm going to be all y'alls daddy unless you shape the fuck up and make him admin.

General Discussion / Re: a question regarding kabuu-clock....
« on: September 02, 2018, 12:02:47 AM »
Do it on chatroulette like all the other creeps here do.

General Discussion / Re: a question regarding kabuu-clock....
« on: August 31, 2018, 03:21:19 PM »

General Discussion / Re: a question regarding kabuu-clock....
« on: August 28, 2018, 01:28:04 PM »
Does anybody wanna see my butt pics?

You don't have the balls to do it.


This guy taught me how to hate rich people.

you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Re: Chi-Chi's
« on: August 23, 2018, 12:33:42 AM »
Hey guys I just got back from Kuwait where I went to the local Chi Chi's and ran into Abdulhussain Abdulredha. We both proceeded to go into the men's room where we stood side by side in the urinals, and when we were done we both turned around to piss liquid shit from our asses into the urinal, and flushed several times. Two waitresses came out with tortillas to wipe our asses, but my ass juice dripped on her hijab before she got to show titties so I got kicked out of the country.

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