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Messages - Solenoidclock

#1
Mojojojo and the powerpuff girls were born of the same lab accident.
#2
Reception Desk / I was an original clock and stuff
September 16, 2014, 05:40:51 PM
So you're growing up now, flame. What grade are you in?
#3
Reception Desk / I was an original clock and stuff
September 16, 2014, 05:12:40 PM
Pre millenium this place didn't exist, you mean the oughties.

Also acceptable would be naughties.

Naughties.
#4
So peach is she now. Someone go update the international pronoun registry.

How did you find this out? I can't find any ââ,¬â€¹Loââ,¬â€¹ckââ,¬â€¹Legââ,¬â€¹ion threads on the google or really anything about it.
#5
Y'all were too slow so I made a thread in the intro forum
#6
Reception Desk / Hot Strawberryclock on Disney Porn XXX
September 16, 2014, 04:52:44 PM
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I don't know what you expected.

Also hi why are there still people here I thought the ââ,¬â€¹Loââ,¬â€¹ckââ,¬â€¹Legââ,¬â€¹ion swallowed you all up years ago.

Here's the high res version for perverts: http://imgur.com/EKxnIE4
#7
Reception Desk / Hi, Pintclock here!
September 16, 2014, 04:45:56 PM
Hi there pint did you catch the nostalgia

oh no flame just necroposted this what an asshat

but pirate seems to have caught the nostalgia I suppose that's just as good
#8
I did another quick calculation and I have estimated that if the man hours writing this thread were converted to forced marching it'd be like bringing a 50 person sedan chair up the trail of tears.
#9
So I wanted to analyze this thread breaking any records. I found a thread with 13,255,459 posts and counting. It builds at a rate of around 1000 posts per day, according to the most recent three weeks history.
#10
things will get steamy if three people ask for it before I go to bed in two hours

my fiance already drew the steamy things I'm just being a cocktease about it
#11
heads up things might be getting steamy

#12
Quote from: Slurpee;1975815post the porn solenoidclock

I fell asleep for the last five hours, I was up late getting car parts and I've gotten to a point where bright sunlight just makes me yawn like there's something horribly wrong.

Okay, so the episode synopsis behind the porn is triangleclock posesses this young boy protagonist and can now feel pain. Triangleclock really gets off on pain he realizes so he starts doing all kinds of harm to himself while in the kid's body. The whole time the kid's soul just kind of floats around saying "oh no not that anything but that" sort of stuff. The porn is some kind of collaborative effort with a young woman in washington that loves drawing this kid getting it up the butt, but I'd rather not draw a bunch of attention to either artist's personal shame folder so here's a progression in place of proper artist credit:

This way lies madness, and probably the first openly masochistic Disney character.
#13
Hello everyone, I'm not entirely sure why I faded off of this forum but know that the CC has scarred me in a beautiful way and I've been ritualistically cursing you all before bed every morning.

Short personal updates for those that recognize; I got through some school, dropped out, got multiple jobs, rented a house, married someone, and put everything into developing a hackerspace.

I haven't had a television in a while, but my SO started drawing weird porn of a children's show called Gravity Falls. I questioned and was rewarded with a clip portraying an albino midget summoning Triangleclock for nefarious purposes. Triangleclock pulled a deer's teeth with his mind.

So, I started researching to find who was responsible for the character. I found this guy named Robert Ryan Cory, and he has a lot of cartoon gore and stuff like this on his personal blogs. He continues to work on the show:



In retrospect, the clear illuminati theme distinguishes the character from triangle, but still it's a clock.
#14
I'm a bit better than 20/15, but I'm told that it'll degrade with age. An experiment I like is swapping out the lens of the eye with something that isn't opaque to infrared, supposedly the rods are sensitive to a longer wavelengths than can actually make it into the eye. Switching the material around should improve low light vision and possibly grant heat vision.
#15
Pokemon Stadium / Crowd drawing
December 10, 2009, 06:50:14 AM
So, there's a generative crowd drawing that some artsy guy made. The CC is grossly underrepresented in this crowd, so we should correct that.













http://djh9543.cias.rit.edu/walkers/letsmake.html is the crowd these will show up in. It takes a week or so for them to be incorporated I think.
#16
General Discussion / pokerface
December 10, 2009, 01:11:49 AM
Quote from: The Apocalypse;1702775the best version

I'm going to have to disagree. This video just below is not the best version, but it is relevant.

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This is what became of it.

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#17
Quote from: SnakeClock;1703092FORTUNATELY RELIEF TEAMS HAVE ALREADY MOBILIZED

This looks like something windup would draw if windup were inquisitor.
#18
What, no. That shouldn't count, they freeze distilled it. I can make a stronger beer than that if I'm allowed to freeze distill.
#19
I think I got enough motivatin'.

I'm going to go design paste shooters that look something like IEDs now.
#20
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1699590I mean like this:

recursive vending machine[/img]

oh shit yes