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Clock Crew News / Clock Day 2020!
« on: August 05, 2020, 07:02:09 PM »
Greetings Clocks and Clockfriends!

Wow. 2020 is certainly proving to be the most unearthly year of our short lives.

A worldwide pandemic. Civil unrest. Political polarization. How we respond as compassionate beings during these "uncertain times" will shape the world stage for generations to come.

So what can you do to help? Make Clock Day movies, of course!

Yes friends, it is that time again. Time to celebrate the birthday of the longest running Flash and animation troupe on the internet. [citation needed]

For the Antifa K-Pop TikTok kids who have stumbled here looking to cancel Flounderman for taking his mask off at Cosco's, August 15th marks the 19th anniversary of Strawberry Clock's B. We will once again commemorate this monumental event by flooding the Newgrounds Portal with half-assed content that only we find amusing. It's what we do.

We will be releasing our newest collaborated effort, Pass The Spam III. It features new and veteran clock artists, some who we haven't seen in years. Exciting!!

Spam King Redbook has designed this cool logo for you to put in your creations.

We have a couple of clocks working on Clock Day skins for Newgrounds, and we will unveil the chosen design very soon.

I'm sure medals will be awarded, and I'm sure K-9 will start making them as soon as he reads this.

So to the artists contributing to this holy day of distraction from reality, make haste and make waste. The StrawberryClock is ticking.

To the fans and friends who support us on this day and year round, we love you all!

Mrs. McGruder's House / celebrities who are dead to me
« on: May 18, 2020, 06:51:28 PM »
Andrew Garfield.

You know what you did motherfucker.

Clock Crew News / Flash Flood 2020 Round-Up
« on: March 01, 2020, 06:05:25 PM »

The idea was absurd.

Riding off the adrenaline of a few well-received collabs driven by RobClock, I suggested to him what could only be categorized as insane. A ten-year anniversary edition Flash Flood.

He shrugged. No one had time for such farcical frivolity in February.

Yet here we are.

We launched the month with The Making WAVs Collab, an experiment in creativity that got us all back in a "good-old-days" groove. New and old clocks doing what the Clock Crew does. Creating... something.

Then, it was on. 14 clocks submitted entries, with five going the distance. Two entries were frontpaged. And we gathered more than a few Newgrounds trophies along the way, including an unprecedented 14 (and counting) for the untouchable Thor Clock.

K-9 designed some snazzy awards and Rob snuck them into your stockings while you were sleeping. Accolades go to:

Submitting at least one flash to the Flood:
Flounderman, Inkwell, Clocktopus, K-9, Marlin, Switch, Vuvuzela, P-Cat, and Deodorant.

Submitting 29 flashes to the Flood:
Thor, Redbook, Phonograph, Pop-Tart, and Rob.

Being frontpaged on Newgrounds during the Flood:
Flounderman and Inkwell.

Turd of the Month award for the lowest scoring flash during the flood:

The False Pretender award, for the highest scoring flash during the flood and literally taking over the Portal:
The Almighty Thor

Lots of thanks to everyone. Those who contributed. Those who helped with writing, music, or voice acting for participants. And to those who cheered us on.

I think most of us our ready for a well-earned mental break.

A short break.

General Discussion / Pop-Tart's Flash Flood Hyper-thread
« on: February 01, 2020, 03:53:44 PM »
Day One: Flee The Scene - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747296
Day Two: The Freelancer - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747389
Day Three: untitled- https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747459
Day Four: Bohemian Raspberry - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747507
Day Five: Enter Rube & Bebes - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747562
Day Six: Clockbustaz part wtfk - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747628
Day Seven: Flounderday V - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747651
Day Eight: Happy Birthday Poly III - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747759
Day Nine: 1st Intermission - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747805
Day 10: Meeting at Sea - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747879
Day 11: syphilis sisyphus sassafras succotash - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747932
Day 12: MMMBop - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747987
Day 13: The Connection - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748056
Day 14: Ivy's Valentine's Day - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748145
Day 15: The Awakening - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748241
Day 16: The Sitter - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748306
Day 17: Ice Cream Punkerdoodle - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748377
Day 18: 2nd Intermission - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748457
Day 19: Getting Back to the Story - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748493
Day 20: The Rescue - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748566
Day 21: Prime Directive Two - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748613
Day 22: The Point of No Returns - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748709
Day 23: OCDATE - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748850
Day 24: Prime Directive Three - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748897
Day 25: Space Adventure Flounderman Holiday Special - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748937
Day 26: The Confession - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/748990
Day 27: The Cat's Plan - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/749051
Day 28: A Secret Revealed - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/749109
Day 29: To No End - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/749180

General Discussion / The Making WAVs Collab VOTE 5
« on: February 01, 2020, 04:09:34 AM »
The thing we did is out.
 :fifen: :fifen: :fifen:


Official Clock Crew Staff Approved Collaborations / Making WAVs Collab
« on: December 30, 2019, 05:11:30 PM »

The premise:

You will make a 60 second (or under) audio file. It can be a story, skit, song, whatever your little clock heart desires. Keep your creation a secret!

You will send it to me (email, DM a link, w/e) and I will assign your composition to another participant for them to animate.

The fun in this will be creating audio (possibly with minimal context) with one vision in your head and seeing how the other artist interprets it (God help us if Flounder signs up).

Deadline to sign up will be one week from today, 1/6/20.
Due date for audio file submission will be the following week, 1/13/20.
Audio will be assigned the next day and finished animation parts will due 1/27/20.

Final cut will be uploaded February 1st to kick off the 2020 return of the... drum roll please... FLASH FLOOD.

We're going to go with the same specs as the Clockmas collab because I thought it worked well.

1280 x 720 -- 24 frames per second (SWF or MP4 is fine.)



Flounderman - MOVIE COMPLETE

General Discussion / VOTE 5 The Crown
« on: August 15, 2018, 08:10:08 AM »

General Discussion / Zero Hour
« on: August 15, 2017, 05:11:27 AM »

General Discussion / in before the bell muthafukkaz
« on: August 15, 2016, 11:06:35 PM »
totally not rehashed graphics brand new shit fo real vote 5 stay for after credits scene vote 5


General Discussion / made a movie or something
« on: August 15, 2015, 12:18:06 PM »
Seems like the theme this year


General Discussion / If You Watch X Backwards, It's About Y
« on: May 25, 2015, 07:51:55 PM »
If you watch Footloose backwards, it's about a cool kid that becomes so unpopular that he moves away, causing the town to quit dancing.

Mrs. McGruder's House / packing tape Mike Tyson is a work of art
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:26:42 AM »

Trust me. These sorts of posts make a lot of money for Buzzfeed and Gawker. Share this popst.

General Discussion / holy hell Renegade
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:49:48 AM »
Very first day joining Cracked forum. One post. One entry.

Motherfucker wins $150.


$1250 more and you'll catch up with me. YES, it is that easy to win money from these people.

General Discussion / Happy Birthday, Kim Jong Un
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:25:21 PM »

Unofficial Competitions & Events / Spam Collab: North Korea
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:50:43 PM »
Some of the newer clocks are itching to get in on a Clock Crew collaboration. Here's a chance to show your chops.

The North Korea Collab

Pretty simple. Make a flash 10-60 seconds long about North Korea, Kim Jong-un, the Sony incident, M*A*S*H*, whatever. Open to all members. All parts will be accepted (within reason.) Only rule is to bring the funny.
Rename your symbols, ctrl+b your text, streaming audio only. 640x360 px @ 24 fps.

Since this a spam movie, deadline will be Friday 1/2/15 Tuesday 1/6/15 for a weekend JANUARY 8 KIM JOHN BIRTHDAY release.

When complete, post a link to your FLA in this thread with a swf preview so we can admire your creation.

General Discussion / myfrogbag
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:15:07 AM »
I was going to post this in the Grid but it affects everyone sooo..

I'm unsure until we call them what exactly we can do at this point. No idea what violated copyrights other than things that should be legal due to satire/parody protection.

If the data is retrievable... we're talking terabytes of shit easily.

General Discussion / The Kids Are All Dead
« on: October 31, 2014, 03:30:15 PM »
Cabbage's last movie for realz


General Discussion / Sarez + BB = BFFs
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:58:05 PM »

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