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Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
« on: May 27, 2006, 04:48:16 PM »
See No Evil- 1/10 as a horror movie, 8/10 as a dark comedy.
This had a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
We watched it with absolutely no intention of taking it seriously, and it didn't disappoint. This movie was a roflfest.
Don't get me wrong: It's graphic as hell, but after a character jams a pipe into Kane's head, seeing Kane gently pat the maggot-filled hole back into place before continuing the chase earned a dark laugh from most of the people in the very very small theater it was playing in. Another time, another character is being slowly lowered by a friend out of a 7th story window with Kane fast approaching. She suddenly stops her descent, and everybody laughs because we know Kane is up there and now he's pulling her back up.

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Comedy Goldmine / I found religion.
« on: May 08, 2006, 10:29:13 PM »
A++ I'd goldmine again.

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Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
« on: May 06, 2006, 10:08:06 PM »
Quote from: Losperman
**Spoilers** Well, I wasn't sure if I should put a spoiler alert on a movie no one on this board will probably see, but I didn't want to take the chance. She doesn't borrow money, she cashes in her entire IRA and all of the US bonds her mother left her. And then when she's spending it all she wins like $100,000 gambling, only to later find out she's not dying. And she gets the man of her dreams. And her dream job. And meets her idols. So yeah, it's one of those super happy ending movies.

Jesus Christ that's a feel good movie.

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Comedy Goldmine / I found religion.
« on: May 06, 2006, 04:52:21 AM »
Quote from: PeyoteClock
turtlesoup is going to walk th earth.

So he decided to be a bum?

(PULP FICTION REFERENCE NOT SERIOUS OKAY)

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Comedy Goldmine / I found religion.
« on: May 06, 2006, 04:34:26 AM »
Quote from: CrowberryClock
Good for you, all I'm asking is that people like this go "disappear".

http://media.putfile.com/insane_woman_on_fox_news

Fred Phelps and his entire fucking family are a stain. The American government should deport them to a country where their loud mouths would result in their collective execution.

Hannity and Colmes did an injustice by letting that woman speak at all.

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Comedy Goldmine / I found religion.
« on: May 05, 2006, 10:44:05 PM »
He went up from there to Bethel. As he was going up by the way, some youths came out of the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, you baldy! Go up, you baldhead!"

He looked behind him and saw them, and cursed them in the name of Yahweh. Two female bears came out of the woods, and mauled forty-two of those youths.

He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

-2 Kings 2:23-25

 :turb:

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Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
« on: May 04, 2006, 10:12:17 PM »
Quote from: Losperman
Last Holiday - 7/10

way too predictable ending is where I took the points away.

That movie... as soon as I saw the preview, I turned to my friend and said "that can't have a happy ending."

She's dying, so she borrows a bunch of money and goes on vacation.
She's either going to die or be past her head in debt.

Tell me they didn't fuck this up somehow.

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Comedy Goldmine / OutRun: SBC and Unknown Hedgehog
« on: April 30, 2006, 01:32:44 AM »
Huh.

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Comedy Goldmine / Konichiwa Clockcrew!!
« on: April 22, 2006, 01:19:13 AM »
Quote from: Kirby Phelps (PK)
I'M BACK AND I'M ANGRY!!!!!!!!!! :mad:  :mad:  :mad:

shazam!

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Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
« on: April 22, 2006, 01:14:13 AM »
(spoilers?)
Silent Hill - 3/5
Eh. I was expecting either to be sorely disappointed or to have my mind blown out my ass (where I store it.)
Ended up being somewhere in between. The acting was terrible, and there were a lot of unneccesary changes made, especially in terms of the town itself. There was also way too much exposition. It was obviously there to benefit the mentally deficient audience that couldn't put two and two together, but the long assed "here let me explain every thing that happens in the entire movie" part was a terrible break from the subtlety of the games.
 Though, the climax was worth the wait. Haven't seen anything like that since Hellraiser. I would have preferred to have Pyramid Head come in and start fucking things up, though.

Thank You For Smoking - 4.75/5
Awesome, and hilarious. Aaron Eckhart is a fucking rock star.

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Comedy Goldmine / Konichiwa Clockcrew!!
« on: April 18, 2006, 11:52:14 PM »

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Comedy Goldmine / Set you avatar as a Final Fantasy character
« on: April 15, 2006, 05:17:12 PM »
Quote from: SilverCherryClock
I'd rather rape my mother.

That's not saying much. *rimshot*

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Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
« on: April 15, 2006, 06:24:51 AM »
Quote from: StrangeClock
I did a google search for this movie hoping to find a picture of that silly scene where he's fighting in cyberspace or something and came up with this on an elementary school webpage. It IS an appropriate image result for that movie yet I have no idea how it got included in the search.
The image was probably leeched in some tongue in cheek discussion about the movie. Google worked itself some internet magic.
Jones was the best actor in the movie.


Google also informed me of how badly I botched the name of the movie:
Mnemonic - Relating to, assisting, or intended to assist the memory.
Pneumonic - Of, affecting, or relating to the lungs; pulmonary.
:capper:

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Comedy Goldmine / Set you avatar as a Final Fantasy character
« on: April 15, 2006, 05:17:37 AM »
im not gay

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Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
« on: April 15, 2006, 12:07:15 AM »
Lucky Number Sleven - (8/10)
This movie's been getting a lot of Tarentino comparisons, but it feels more like Guy Ritchie to me. I liked the hell out of it. It's not very realistic, but it's enjoyable. Critics seem to be blasting this one. They're a bunch of fucking whiners.

Johnny Pneumonic - (6/10)
The people who call it a Matrix inspiration must be retarded or something. This is terrible cyberpunk from beginning to end. The acting is wooden, the plot completely eats it with needless wandering and bland twists, the dialogue is cornball, and the symbolism forcibly grinds it's way by. I still liked it.

Ultraviolet - (clown shoe/fish)
A friend pointed out that if she kept her gravity power on when she was escaping through the rooftop upsidedown she could have just kept going and flew away.

16 Blocks - (9/10)
I think critics just hate Bruce Willis or something. Maybe it was the fact that I just got finished watching a midget in a suit of armor capture a battalion of US troops with a water gun in Ultraviolet, but this was a nice solid movie, with some throwbacks to 90's action movies. Mos Def was adorable, and Bruce <3 Willis :)w:)as:) {{{}}}

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Gas Chamber / Wow, this guy knows absolutely nothing...
« on: March 30, 2006, 11:53:24 PM »
Quote from: MapClock
This guy s at life.

HaHA Oh man you sure PWNED that N00B!!!

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Gas Chamber / Wow, this guy knows absolutely nothing...
« on: March 30, 2006, 10:55:57 PM »
Quote from: GoldenClock

JAA665: I use AOL

Gra

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Gas Chamber / Wow, this guy knows absolutely nothing...
« on: March 30, 2006, 10:31:55 PM »
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClock
He'll be an LL mod within a month

Haha yeah! Fuck the Lock Legion!
 :salute:

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Gas Chamber / Wow, this guy knows absolutely nothing...
« on: March 30, 2006, 10:20:11 PM »
Quote from: BoulderClock
BoulderClock (10:11:41 PM): your comp has a kilvirus
JAA665 (10:11:50 PM):
BoulderClock (10:11:52 PM): were you on any porn sites?
JAA665 (10:12:06 PM): No. I don't go on those.
BoulderClock (10:12:13 PM): hmmm
BoulderClock (10:12:23 PM): any wierd sites you ahve been on recently?
JAA665 (10:12:30 PM): Nope.
BoulderClock (10:12:36 PM): anyone send you anything?
JAA665 (10:12:58 PM): Mostly go to: Newgrounds.com knoxskorner.com locklegion.com
BoulderClock (10:13:39 PM): dude....newground was injected with the kilvirus, it happened when ng went down, anyone going to that site is at risk of it
BoulderClock (10:13:46 PM): no one told you?
JAA665 (10:13:51 PM): No!
BoulderClock (10:14:08 PM): dude close the internet you may want to warn people at the ll too
JAA665 (10:14:16 PM): Thanks!
BoulderClock (10:14:19 PM): np
BoulderClock (10:14:20 PM): bye
JAA665 (10:14:25 PM): Wait!
JAA665 (10:14:35 PM): Should I reintall Speakonia?
BoulderClock (10:14:40 PM): immediatly
JAA665 (10:14:47 PM): YES!

Fabulous. You get a gold star.

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