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youíd think so, but itís actually discourteous to whoever got their child without them noticing; they earned the head start

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You cannot fuck a girl because you have a little one / Re: NEW MOVIE
« on: March 20, 2019, 01:25:27 AM »
THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF THE CLOCK CREW

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when reached for comment, one 4chan user held up a picture of a dog ejaculating onto an american flag, saying, "looks like the pool truly is closed. pic unrelated"
"big time lulz. AIDS get," responded another sadly
"needs moar pooper," added a third, easily no older than 12, "tits or gtfo. developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers"
"(You)" responded another, "(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)"
at this, the first simply opened his mouth and pointed it upward at the sky as the theme song from the 1974 blaxploitation film "boss nigger" began to play from somewhere inside of him

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I'm pretty sure we still need half-life 2 episode 3 before we get to half-life 3, which at this point seems like a problem because I can't even imagine how awkward that would be. it'd be like releasing dlc for vampire the masquerade bloodlines

personally I'm still not convinced that there's anything left of valve but a broom closet they mail steam profits to
I just wish one of the people who used to work there would tell us what the fuck "the f-stop mechanic" was going to be

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i need a concave plane on the end of this stick and i need it as spoon as possible
are you ok

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On the new bonus episode of The Dick Show, Dick talks about and shows off a cartoon that he and Maddox sold to Fox Animation back in 2010 that didnít get picked up. Itís one of those fascinating looks behind the curtain in actual TV production but what astonished me is that they paid the studio 25 grand (for approximately 6 minutes) and how fuckin shitty the cartoon looks. Obviously done in Flash, pencil tool drawings, tweened movements, stilted character poses, lifeless backdrops- seriously looked like the low effort production of any given teenage Newgrounds cartoonist. Even more shocking is Dick saying that the quote for a full episode was $80,000. This is a proper, well known and acclaimed studio, and from what Iíve seen of their other work, frankly kind of a little embarrassing. Maybe they had the inkling that the project wasnít getting off the ground so they half assed it? Either way I was floored how little you get for your money on the professional level.
sounds like a hell of a racket for the animators tbh

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Robin dressed like this once:

but it was a joke
but also kind of the greatest?

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iirc that outfit was actually a parody of 90's jacket-over-spandex costumes like rogue and gambit. he's the young clone of superman that showed up after Death of Superman, and the idea was that it was the kind of thing a teenager would think is cool. the problem with that was it is cool, dad, so it just became his look

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Gaming & Technology / Re: Favorite Final Fantasy?
« on: March 11, 2019, 01:04:39 AM »
yeah 6 was probably my favorite

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enormous terrifying british guy with a thick cockney accent: oy wot we got here, lads? issa fiddly-dee flower fop, eh?
me: hahahahahahaha
enormous terrifying british guy:*murdering me*
me: [last words] this fucking guy said "flower fop"

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my friend is like half English and spent some of his childhood there and we were talking about how prisoners get teardrop tattoos if they killed someone and he was saying in England they get a tattoo of a castle on their chest and for every person they kill they add a tower and I was like that's the gayest fucking thing I've ever heard and he's like what no it's awesome and I'm like wrong, idiot, castles are not cool they're delightful

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I'm using the general "you" not referring to anybody specifically

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"poof" is a slur but a hilarious one that only works if you're british
to an american you might as well be saying like "Constable Button-Britches"
 like I know it's vulgar you mean to offend but why are you doing it so whimsically

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Been watching Arrested Development for the fiftieth time and I always thought "Abraham Higginbotham" was a really gay name. He's often mentioned in the credits as a writer. I looked it up and it's actually a gay dude. Is that racist? Also I learned that he portrays the poof.
I don't think it's racist. it might be nominatively deterministic

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he actually used to be a lot more egregious about it



it gets more readable when you realize that what he's doing is writing the way people actually talk
most writers cut through the "uh"s, and "like"s, and searching for words, and talking over each other, and making sure they heard correctly, and interrupting themselves midthought, and just write what people mean when they talk to each other

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"Bendis."
"Bendis?"
"Yeah, Bendis."
"Huh."
"Yeah."
"Brian Michael Bendis?"
"Right."
"The comic wri-"
"Comic writer, yeah."
"Huh."
"I know."

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ok




ok I'm good
but wow
holy shit
that was not a part of my nostalgia that was ever supposed to get tapped again
nobody is supposed to give a shit about these characters
especially not THESE VERSIONS of these characters
the Titans versions, sure, the greg weisman versions, sure, but this is like....

like Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill returning for the Arkham games, right? except instead of being something that everybody already loved and agreed was amazing, these were fourth generation legacy characters from a children's comic series in the late 90's and early 2000's on a book written by a guy who'd been exiled from the company. they were detritus that got scraped off the table to make room for their dead grandparents getting movies and tv shows made about them. they were GONE. it's like I was a fan of, not Battlestar Galactica, not the Battlestar Galactica remake, but Galactica 1980. AND THEY'RE JUST BACK. I JUST RANDOMLY STUMBLE OVER THEM ON GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH

I HATE THIS
I HATE FEELING THINGS
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

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I WATCHED THEM DIE

I WATCHED THEIR UNIVERSE DIE

I WATCHED ALL THE LIFE AND LOVE GET DRAINED OUT OF THEM AND GET REPLACED WITH SOULLESS HUSKS BY FICKLE OLD MEN WHO COULDN'T STAND PUBLISHING COMICS WITH GENUINE JOY AND FRIENDSHIP IN THEM

A PART OF ME FOLLOWED THEM INTO NIHILITY
AND NOW THEY ARE BACK AND THEY ARE HUGGING







AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON MIGHT LOVE SUPERHEROES THAT PEOPLE HAVE HEARD OF

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