News:

If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Main Menu
Menu

Show posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Show posts Menu

Topics - Kaijuclock

#281
General Discussion / ATTN: THIS IS IMPORTANT
April 05, 2008, 01:47:03 AM
i think im an alcoholic clockcrew, i really do, and a bad one

on a daily basis i wake up, eat, shower, than get drunk. when im drunk i sociable, when im sober im a complete prick. i dont have the money for booze but luckily all my friends are alchys and they do, so i get my fix for free. i would like to change the situation, but remembering before then alcohol i was a gigantic asshole, so in a way it makes me a happier person, what should i do clockcrew?
#282
i really wanna play, im done with campaign and ive just been skirmishing against the computer and im tottally bored with that, PLAY WITH ME NOW YOU FUCKS
#283
General Discussion / LETS COLLAB ON A COLLAB COLLAB
April 04, 2008, 05:25:19 AM
ITS A FLASH COLLAB ABOUT PEOPLE DOING A FLASH COLLAB!



and later we can have the COLLAB COLLAB COLLAB, ABOUT COLLABING ON TE COLLAB COLLAB!
#284
i had the joy, or day i say privilage to watch Poultrygeist yesterday and it was amazingly funny!

now for those of you who dont know about Troma films (which i assume is a large ammount of the population here thats from outside the states) Troma is an independent horror movie company known for over the top gore and under the radar budgets, with such hits such as "The Toxic Avenger" and "Class of Nuke'em High". They are known also for there strange humor and reusing certain scenes (*couch*carscene*Cough*)

So anyways reguardless im a fan, and went into this like one! However the product was not what i expected, i mean a movie about Native American Possesed Fast Food Chicken/Chicken Zombie People seems pretty over the top, but wait till you make it a racist MUSICAL! Thats right, people singing such classy lines as "Revenge is a dish best served fried" i felt it a little too over the top, and at times a little boring, well atleast for the first half hour. After that i was drawn into a strange and interesting world i couldnt help but love, with humor quite like that of citizen toxie, and a solid role by llyod kaufman throughout the whole film, this movie doesnt dissapoint


id go into more detail but if i tell you anymore the movie is ruined, you should watch it though, so uhm, do it
#286
no reason to hide it anymore


so anyways me and corpsegrinder decided to pull a social experiment a while back, we had a blast and learned alot about some clocks that we wont speak about, but you know that i know, well atleast you will

a certain female clock isnt a female at all, but actually 2 guys, thats right, 2

we were fucking around and came up with the idea of what it would be like to be a female in the clockcrew, we understood what was said on the bbs, but what about im and pm's? so we decided to pull this, we went through photobucket and found a whole slew of some chicks pictures, come up with a good name, and started away

your looking at one half of the infamous TAMAGOTCHI CLOCK, what brought me to come out and say this? trunchies i found a tamagotchi thread, but hell i figured its been a while and you guys should know


dont ban me for alt plz
#287
General Discussion / HOUSE OF CLOCKS
March 30, 2008, 04:38:26 AM
#288
General Discussion / im fucking starving
March 30, 2008, 03:02:15 AM
and a cat is licking/biting my foot
#289
a 12 year old boy, who is obviously gay

and a 14 year old girl all like MAH BOYFRIEND this and MAH BOYFRIEND that



but they my roommate recruited them to clean, its so weird, i dont understand why he just couldnt do it













and now im baby sitting :(
#290
General Discussion / Nigguhs
March 27, 2008, 06:42:33 AM
i got heartburn like a bitch, i blame the rum! wheres the tums at?
#291
he said, WIAT YOUR IN THE CLOCKCREW, IM HATCLOCK!


so theres a hatclock in my apartment, neat huh?
#292
General Discussion / just so you all know
March 25, 2008, 11:25:24 PM
your gigantic faggots who spend all your time on a bbs



also: how was your day?
#293
Necrapolis / Would You?
March 24, 2008, 08:56:57 PM
[IMG]h
hit it?
#294
seriously, im a HUGE fan of cyberpunk works, from the old novels, to the
games, to the movies (american and japanese) but this whole "cyberpunk fashion" thing is completely wrong and doesnt fallow any of the actual cyberpunk aesthetics, i mean come on rubber tubes? where are the massive ammount of wires and computer chips all sticking out of a mans worn out grey overcoat, with this cybernetic eyepatch and his fadora hat? you dont get that, instead you get nylon, spande, pvc, shitty design patterns, and douchebags with goggles that they cant see out of


im saying if you live in a dystopian future
a. you probably wont look THIS rediculous


b. if you know anything about cyberpunk, you will know its about over the top governments/corporations running shit, and the force of technological development crumbling and bulding up a society at the same, which means shouldnt there actually be something, i dunno CYBERNETIC about this style?

c. your not gonna have your clothing that clean, and if your gonna wear goggles its going to be used for an important reason, not to look fucking cool and to be made of grating, itll be made of glass and or plastic, and itll shield your eyes from some unnatural force (i.e. radiation, dust, rubble)


now i wouldnt be caught dead with this thing on

 but apperently people think is cool, and also cyberpunk




i guess what im really trying to say is fuck you you psuedogoth hot topic loving fucking whores, for destroying another genre, cyberpunk shouldnt make me look like the idiots in crossbreed, it should make me look bad ass and all uber cybernetic, with a touch of panic
#295
General Discussion / one day im gonna be awesome
July 04, 2007, 05:08:53 AM
so i was at my friends house today, and im drinking some beers, watching some youtube shit or something, probably music videos i dunno i wasnt paying much attention i was talking to my homie peter, and anyways my friend jerry comes home (who lives there too) with his FINNALY girlfriend (they were never really together, he had a kid with her and they pretty much left each other alone to recently, something about shes a bitch, i dunno) and we were having a good time, anyways around the time i start getting a little drunk i start talking to his kid whos like 4, he kinda looks like that I LIKE TUUUUWDLES kid from youtube without facepaint and i ask the kid, "so what do you want to be when you grow up?" His first answer was trains, but then jerry told him about how trains were things and not people, so he looks at me and he says "oh then, when i grow up, you know, ONE DAY IM GONNA BE AWESOME!" peter immediatly spat R&R and dr. pepper on me and it got in my hair, i washed my hair but i still feel fucking sticky!

how was everyones night?
#296
Comedy Goldmine / attn: pirate
September 19, 2006, 06:33:02 AM
Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
#297
Comedy Goldmine / hey guys this is "gir's" wife!
June 23, 2006, 04:35:39 PM
How are you guys today? Gir went out for a bite to eat and he was still logged on, so, here i am!