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if it's not funny, then why am i crying
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I'm a hack fraud
we all are, all our jokes are bad and nothing is ever funny
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you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Last post by RobClock on January 21, 2019, 04:35:12 PM »
Essentially a lazy LOLSORANDUM punchline because I'm a hack fraud
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you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Last post by RobClock on January 21, 2019, 04:26:39 PM »



there's something about an odd looking person describing a ridiculous yet mundane dish that tickles my funny bone
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you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Last post by GreyClock on January 21, 2019, 01:10:43 PM »
np
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I read that with the sort of tooth-gritted determination with which I forced myself to read Finnegan's Wake.

Thank you for using punctuation.
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you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Last post by GreyClock on January 20, 2019, 07:47:28 AM »
Spoilers for Game of Thrones season 8:

It starts with a large gathering in a great hall. The remaining players are all there, and for some reason, not murdering each other. I'm also there. So are some random people I know. We're assigned to various tables. I walk over to mine. Seated there are The Hound, Olenna Tyrell (alive and well), Queen Cersei and her toady (I'm not sure of the name). I give Cersei a cheeky wink, she doesn't look too pleased. Me and The Hound walk off, down some corridors and into an alley. It's a dead end, culminating in a circular, enclosed pit. Two men are wrestling in the middle, surrounded by cheering knights, they're all dressed in green (the color of the enemy). They recognize us and attack. The Hound cuts down three of them. We run and make it to a white, modernist house (International Style). Once inside, I close the Venetian blinds. A shadowy figure emerges from a back room. It's King Joffrey, alive and well and also nice. We start strategizing. Some unknown girl tells me I should really visit Kenya. I tell her I've already been and it was fine, nothing to get too excited about. "Relax," I say. The final battle that decides all is to take place there. We decide to go by car. Now we're in the car. I've already seen this future and warn Ser Jorah that Dickon Tarly (or Daniel Tosh?) will materialize in the seat behind him and cut his throat. He moves back two rows. (I guess it's a bus now.) Dickon Tarly doesn't appear however, the future has been altered. We arrive at the marshes and the car can't go any further. I try to build a highway on-ramp over the main river in World Editor. I succeed, but then a crocodile emerges from the water and attacks. It bites off one of The Hound's arms. Jorah stabs it through the back of the skull. The castle is nearby. The Hound, Jorah, Joffrey and myself meet up with Arya at the gate. We hear the sound of approaching riders and all jump into some nearby bushes. The leaves fill my entire field of vision. A pattern emerges, like a kaleidoscope, the leaves twist and turn in the blowing wind. [GAP] We're in the courtyard. The Hound is cutting down enemy soldiers left and right. He only has the one arm. The other doesn't seem torn off anymore, it's a smooth little nub, like one of those malformed limbs people are sometimes born with. He has a flaming sword and as he charges he purposefully sets his own hair on fire with it. There is a giant portal on one end of the courtyard, from it emerges an even larger entity. The dimensions of it can neither be seen, nor understood. It stretches out in all directions and folds back over the horizon. All I see is soft brown hair that moves like snakes. I die and can't move, all I can do is see. My dad and I place some sort of square device made out of wood and glass on what we think is the stomach. In this box, the being produces blocks of cheese. We have to take them out with our hands as fast as we can and replace it with stale bread, in order to kill it. I'm not sure if we do... And thus ends Game of Thrones.
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Make sure your scale is on a -flat- surface, and recalibrate it every time you move it


But the stuff changing weight when you move it around is very probably because the scale isn't on a flat surface
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