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Hi, it's me Nintendoclcok. Have you ever put a ice cube up your ass? I did. Feels good. Wow.

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Restauraint Review: Culvetr's
by NintendoClock

I tried to order a kids' meal, but the man that works there wouldn't let me have one. He said I looked too old. I said I wasn't too old. He told me I should order something from the regular menu. I asked him if I could have a Scoopie Token, and he said no, that's only for kids' meals. I said that's why I wanted a kids' meal, but he still wouldn't let me have one. "What's the big deal," I asked, turning to face the line that had begun to form behind me. "It's only a piece of paper. It's practically free. Why can't I have one?" I pulled out my 9 Scoopie Tokens. "It wasn't a problem last time. I want to choose a prize." The man said that I was holding up the line, and besides, I needed 10 Scoopie Tokens to get a prize. "Well I'd have 10 Scoopie Tokens if you'd just give me one," I replied, like a smart person. The man looked at me with hate in his eyes and asked me what prize I wanted. I said I wanted a plush Scoopie. He went and got one for me and said "take it and get out."

I'll write Part 2 of this review once I can order from someone who'll let me have a Kids' Meal. BYE!!!!

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