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Zombies incoming from Miami

Farted by BluezombieClock, May 29, 2012, 05:27:43 PM

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In case some of you are in the gutter, here is the story.

I also managed to dig up these pretty fucking graphic pictures of what happened. JESUS!


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BluezombieClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1908422why was the victim naked

The attacker was naked, not the victim. It looks like it if you look at the Security cam footage, BUT if you look at the graphic crime scene photo, he's clearly dressed, just wearing shorts.
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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1908425The attacker was naked, not the victim. It looks like it if you look at the Security cam footage, BUT if you look at the graphic crime scene photo, he's clearly dressed, just wearing shorts.

the first line of the article is literally this "A naked man was shot and killed by Miami police when he reportedly refused to stop eating another naked manââ,¬â,,¢s face."

i gotta say he definitely chose the worst face to eat, if youre gonna eat a face why eat the face of a scraggly bearded bum?

MonsterMunch

Here's the abridged version if you don't have time to read the article.




VuBawlsClock

he supposedly took a drug that raised his temperature and made him hostile. If the zombie apoc is gonna have nothing but naked zombies, I don't wanna be apart of it
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BluezombieClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1908426the first line of the article is literally this "A naked man was shot and killed by Miami police when he reportedly refused to stop eating another naked manââ,¬â,,¢s face."

i gotta say he definitely chose the worst face to eat, if youre gonna eat a face why eat the face of a scraggly bearded bum?

The attacker (who was shot) was indeed naked, but the victim was dressed in a green shirt and shorts. Apparently whatever drug he took (some type of LSD) makes people's internal organs burn and expand and makes them take their clothes off and go crazy. Apparently it gives them hulk-like strength and lots of HP bonuses
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I'm on drugs to, leave me alone.

AbsintheClock

Turns out he was taking bath salts. Seriously.

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He was too late, I guess he became Jill Sandwich
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Quote from: MonsterMunch;1908430

I'm on drugs to, leave me alone.

DUDE I laughed so fucking hard this. Thanks for that! :D
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VuBawlsClock

I just noticed BlueZombie posted this thread, haha
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I bet that homeless man looked cute enough to eat.
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Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1908437I just noticed BlueZombie posted this thread, haha

No relation, i swear!!!
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Why do people do bath salts. Whyyyyyy.

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this is just viral marketing for resident evil 6.
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