boxers V.S. briefs

[d u m p y]

personally i'm torn on the issue. briefs, in my opinion, are far more comfortable especially because i wear tight pants; but on the other hand, boxers are more aesthetically pleasing. like if i know there's a good chance i'm going to be having sex with someone on that particular day, i will be sure to be wearing boxers so as not to disappoint my sexual partner. but what do YOU think, clakcroo?

also no cop-outs like "boxer-briefs" or "freeballin'"

[d u m p y]

so never.



boxer briefs are not a cop out because they are by far the most comfortable and "aesthetically pleasing"

i don't care about boxer briefs that's not what we're debating here, ok.

also FUEK YUEW

[miracle fruit]

well it doesnt matter since boxer briefs are for gaylords, kind of like clamclock

u know if i was gonna wear little kids underwear i would just go for the classic tighty whiteys and not the version that stretches down to my knees

[AlbinoClock]

I used to freeball, but then I got fat and my thighs started chafing, so, boxers. Though I did try boxer briefs too and they're not so bad. I need something to keep my legs apart, though.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

[YoYoClock]

regular boxers do nothing for support and so you may as well wear nothing. boxer briefs 4 lyf.

[YoYoClock]

also if you guys say you don't need much support, I can only assume you have tiny penises that look like little buttons

[miracle fruit]

my dick can support itself, thanks

[AlbinoClock]

Yoyo, I have a large dick and large, dangly balls. "Support" for me means bending my dick in half and stuffing all that man-flesh into a tiny little area. I feel much better with a bit of room to move in.

[YoYoClock]

see mine don't compact my bulge into a space, but just adequately hold my balls and dick up a little so theyre not slappin all over my leg when i walk

EDIT: also great thread

[VCRClock]

tighty whitez because i like my skidmarks like i like my coffee: visible

[AlbinoClock]

Either way, briefs would make a mess of my fat thighs.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

boxer briefs
he said tighty whiteys right????

if you're not with the boxer master race you're with the tighty whitey terrorists.

[AlbinoClock]

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boxers... bulky, elitest, and serve no purpose..... yeah thats definitely america

They serve the purpose of not compressing ones genitals to a point beyond their Schwarzchild radius.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

boxers... bulky, elitest, and serve no purpose..... yeah thats definitely america

skintight compromise surrendershorts worn so you can wear feminine skinny jeans... yeah thats definitely canada

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Average sperm count: 20-40 million

Clam's sperm count: about five total sperm, six on a good day.

[buttplug]

I own and wear either whenever I want to.

[F U Clock]

I wear boxer briefs. If I had to pick between boxers and briefs... Probably briefs. If you have no muscle tone whatsoever I guess boxers are a better bet but still, that central area where the two legs meet is like... I dunno, a ball-divider or something. I'm not into it.

[VuBawlsClock]

boxer briefs and or boxers

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Really though, boxers when just doing whatever, boxer briefs at the gym.