Collab Idea: Assholes (possibly NSFW)

[NintendrCkolc]

CLOCKCREW ASSHOLE COLLAB

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So after watching the 10 second collab an awesome idea popped into my head.

For this collab we're going to need about 30+ people. I know for us that's sort of a tall order but contributing to a collab like the one i'm about to propose really doesn't take a whole lot of effort and maybe only 5 minutes of your time so i'm expecting you all to participate.

So now you might want to know what you need to do to contribute, well it's simple. All I need is for you to take a picture! You'll need a camera obviously (possibly a cell phone) with at least 4 megapixels of resolution (don't use some shitty cell phone camera with <2 megapixels, I don't have time for idiots.) Next you'll want to be in a room that's well lit though I suppose you could use a flash light. After you've done all this and you've MADE SURE you have a decent camera you can take the picture!

The picture that i'm looking for is your asshole. Preferably a picture like THIS ONE. (nsfw) That's right, we're going to all take pictures of our assholes and make a slide show out of it. We'll need as many as possible. I plan to put these together in a fade in/fade out sort of style with each asshole occupying approx. 10 seconds of time. As you may have already guessed, each asshole will be accompanied by custom name plates for everyone's specific asshole. You're welcome to make your own but if you'd rather me do it just let me know when you send in your pic (preferably via PM so we don't spoil anything for anybody else.)

If you have a hairy ass or bad hygiene, do not fret! I want this to be as pure as possible. Nobody's going to make fun of you if you have chunks of toilet paper in your ass and or if your asshole is so hairy we can't even see it. I greatly encourage you all to be creative. If you wanna throw some glitter in there by all means feel free.

Also, I'd really like it if Tom or Wade could contribute. I know some of you talk to them rather frequently (Albino??) so if you could ask them and see if they'd send a picture in for the collab that'd be amazing!

Don't worry about specifications and don't submit .flas (unless you're making a name plate), I just need pictures. If I need help i'll be sure to ask.

Finally, if anybody want's to make a pre-loader please let me know. I'm posting this here as I think it'd get more attention and we need a lot of people.

[VuBawlsClock]

Holy shit this is one idea that is awesome. One  question, should we save the pictures as .jpgs or .gifs? If gifs, can day be animated gifs?
I'm really looking into this collab!

[NintendrCkolc]

.jpg is preferred! Good question!

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[PolyhedronClock]

geez, find your own butts.

[d u m p y]

i am so in

[AnkhClock]

I'm going to ignore Nintendo's post history and instead assume his proposal is really clever satire.


Well done sir.

[Lump Clock]

Is th... is this a joke...?

[Slurpee]

lookin fr mad butthole picz! BIG ONES ONLY THX

[buttplug]

this is hilarious

its like some kind of modern art thing

[RobClock]

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[NintendrCkolc]

guys this is serious.

[RobClock]

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if... if I do it... is it considered... child porn?

[Deodorant]

if... if I do it... is it considered... child porn?

Also, no ones gonna do this until you take a pic of your own asshole

[NintendrCkolc]

I've been getting a lot of PM's from you guys worried about the premise of posting your assholes on the internet. Unless you plan on somehow getting your face in the picture (which I guess could be possible, maybe with like a smile and a thumbs up or something?) you really don't need to worry. Like the pic in the original post, this is supposed to be a collab of CLOSE UP shots of your asshole. Try and make sure the camera lens is at the most 4-6 inches away from your asshole.

A few others of you have claimed that you have friends and family who can trace your internet activity all the way to your newgrounds account and that you don't want people close to you to see you participating in such a collab. To this I say, deny deny deny. How are they gonna know it's your asshole? You gonna show them? It'll be fine.

Also, unless you're worried someone is going to be able to determine your age via an up close shot of your asshole, this probably can't be considered child pornography.

[SoBe Clock]

[VCRClock]

Also, unless you're worried someone is going to be able to determine your age via an up close shot of your asshole, this probably can't be considered child pornography.

you heard it here, folks: if it's underage male bunghole you got, nintendoclock is collectin'

e let me just clarify a few reasons this is a bad idea:
1) it's posting a photo of your asshole on the internet
2) internet nudes are a "guilty until proven innocent" game. good luck proving an honest-to-goodness close-up photo of your poody hole isn't yours. (bonus points if your bathroom is in the shot or your camera's exif data is attached)
3) if for some reason ng doesn't delete this immediately, and ngers start pointing out hygiene deficiencies in the photos (who's kabuu?), that's not a googled photo of a buttcavity with your name on it. it's a photo you took of your buttcavity.
3.5) if your butthygiene is lacking or you shit yourself for the purpose of this collab, you represent the butthygiene of the clock crew as a whole. congrats
4) it's posting a photo of your asshole on the internet

[NintendrCkolc]

after this we're going to do a nipple collab.

you heard it here, folks: if it's underage male bunghole you got, nintendoclock is collectin'

[AnkhClock]

Also, unless you're worried someone is going to be able to determine your age via an up close shot of your asshole, this probably can't be considered child pornography.

no its gonna be child pornography.

can someone permaban nintendo for soliciting cp?