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UN Secretary General Supports Criminalizing Blasphemy

Farted by AlbinoClock, September 24, 2012, 06:50:32 AM

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TequilaClock

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Slurpee

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1923563What part of that isn't serious? It's all accurate.

I'm on my way out the door so I won't get into this a this but can we leave it at "I have no intention of accidentally jumpstarting some kind of a neoclassical satanist meme"

it was just some observational comedy about the role status typically plays in creating a sympathetic protagonist vs. the role it plays in scripture ok

TequilaClock

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AnimeClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1923568I'm on my way out the door so I won't get into this a this but can we leave it at "I have no intention of accidentally jumpstarting some kind of a neoclassical satanist meme"

it was just some observational comedy about the role status typically plays in creating a sympathetic protagonist vs. the role it plays in scripture ok

Sounds like someone didn't get invited to the secret neoclassical satanism forum

AlbinoClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1923568I'm on my way out the door so I won't get into this a this but can we leave it at "I have no intention of accidentally jumpstarting some kind of a neoclassical satanist meme"

it was just some observational comedy about the role status typically plays in creating a sympathetic protagonist vs. the role it plays in scripture ok

It seemed more anti-theist, or at least anti-christian, than satanist to me. It doesn't read as though you believe such a deity exists.

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Thor

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Marlin Clock

Jeez, guys, what is this, .net circa '06?

Some of y'all proselytizing about how you should be a good person and all you're doing in this thread is insulting and in general being negative.

d u m p y

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1923683Jeez, guys, what is this, .net circa '06?

Some of y'all proselytizing about how you should be a good person and all you're doing in this thread is insulting and in general being negative.

wha

AbsintheClock

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1923683Jeez, guys, what is this, .net circa '06?

Some of y'all proselytizing about how you should be a good person and all you're doing in this thread is insulting and in general being negative.

How is it insulting if it's the truth? Name one thing that was said that doesn't have any validity.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1923686How is it insulting if it's the truth? Name one thing that was said that doesn't have any validity.

The tower of Babel was hubris, as far as I understand the story. There's nothing that implies a utopia, more they just wanted to rule all people.

Also, not quite sure what you mean by intimidation. Sure he kinda throws his weight around in the Old Testament, but that's mostly to guide people. He usually gives everyone one chance to redeem themselves, and for the pharaoh he gave ten. Guy still didn't get the picture.

Slurpee's thing doesn't go into specifics much other than the tower of babel so Idno what exactly I need to refute.
Plus he already said he wasn't being serious I guess? Idno, man.

BTW: About Samurai Jack: if he took the time to take some of his opportunities to go into the past and undo the future that is Aku, then those people wouldn't be in trouble in the first place. Moral quandary solved?

AbsintheClock

That still doesn't refute the point that an all knowing god shouldn't have to fire off warning shots if he already knows what will happen. It's kind of like knowing exactly when a puppy is going to shit on the carpet, and letting them do it anyways.

As for Samurai Jack, you have to remember that Aku is immortal, so in reality going back in time would not stop him because he is not something that can be contained long term.

As for the tower of Babel last I checked it was a big fucking place where everyone got along, and everyone spoke the same language. So god being pissed off about that scattered them all so they couldn't talk to anyone. This implies that despite god's power that he's a petty saboteur. Also worth noting the king james bible says nothing about the destruction of Babel, but it does make it pretty clear that big G was jealous.

d u m p y

absinthe are you implying that the judeo-christian god is into puppy scat porn?


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: DumpsterClock;1923690absinthe are you implying that the judeo-christian god is into puppy scat porn?

I dunno about him but I sure am.

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AlbinoClock

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1923683Jeez, guys, what is this, .net circa '06?

Some of y'all proselytizing about how you should be a good person and all you're doing in this thread is insulting and in general being negative.

Being a good person and challenging religion aren't mutually exclusive. Religion doesn't deserve to be on a pedestal.