I made a fake female dating profile a while ago to see what responses I would get.

Sinister Clock · July 09, 2013, 05:38:09 PM

"Hi. I think you're very attractive and I would like to have sex with you.

I mean, I am looking for love on here, but in the meantime I would really like to meet you, undress you and shag you as long and as often as you wanted. (Assuming you did want of course!)

I'm 39, I live just outside Salisbury in the New Forest. Please check out my profile and get in touch if you'd like to chat and/or fuck."

Later...

"I'm really sorry. That last message was a bit forward. I hope I didn't cause offence."

pop-tart · July 09, 2013, 05:42:50 PM

That was you? My bad..

VCRClock · July 09, 2013, 05:57:04 PM

welcome to the female online dating experience

NintendoClock · July 09, 2013, 05:58:55 PM

I mean, if thats what you like to do with your time.

Pretend to be a girl on the internet.

pop-tart · July 09, 2013, 06:08:29 PM

I made a fake female profile on Myspace.. but I was like 14 years old..

pop-tart · July 09, 2013, 06:09:37 PM

14 years old at the time.

I didn't make a 14 yr old girl profile like yesterday or something. Really. I'm not lying. For truth.

BilliardBall10 · July 09, 2013, 06:20:51 PM

thats the work of an evil genius.
good work, sinister.

show us results

Sinister Clock · July 09, 2013, 06:25:32 PM

Seriously though, all men are pigs.

AMPM · July 09, 2013, 06:36:59 PM

That's why we love 'em!

GET PORKED

AstronautClock · July 09, 2013, 08:47:07 PM

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954267Seriously though, all men are pigs.

do something like pirate did with heavy_metal

RobClock · July 09, 2013, 09:11:39 PM

Quoteshag you

sounds like a grade A gentleman.

BilliardBall10 · July 10, 2013, 05:10:01 PM

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954267Seriously though, all men are pigs.

that's a lie! OINK

clamclock · July 10, 2013, 08:13:02 PM

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954267Seriously though, all men are pigs.

do you have a new found respect for women now that you've been objectified and sexually harrassed? are you post-tootsie dustin hoffman?

Sinister Clock · July 11, 2013, 05:19:08 AM

I don't know what a tootsie dustin hoffman is so yes I guess.

SpongeClock SquarePants · July 11, 2013, 05:47:23 AM

ask them to send pics

Slurpee · July 11, 2013, 05:52:05 AM

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954409I don't know what a tootsie dustin hoffman is so yes I guess.

http://www.upworthy.com/dustin-hoffman-breaks-down-crying-explaining-something-that-every-woman-sadly-already-experienced-3?c=gt1

Sinister Clock · July 11, 2013, 06:09:38 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;1954411http://www.upworthy.com/dustin-hoffman-breaks-down-crying-explaining-something-that-every-woman-sadly-already-experienced-3?c=gt1

He seems like a cool dude. I have the faintest connection with that from that one time I dressed as Dr Frank N Furter except I was totally beautiful and everyone loved me.

Honestly, I've been trying to get into feminism and gender/racial/sexuality/orientation equality in general, but god damn is it depressing.

Slurpee · July 11, 2013, 06:29:42 AM

when I started my job some of my female coworkers had to take the garbage out after dark and asked me to walk them out
and I was like ???? okay?.

and when we were outside one of them was like do you see that white van?
and im like yeah
and she's like they sit in that van, and just -watch- the female clerks. we don't know what they want.

and I was like D:

D:

D:

PhantomCatClock · July 11, 2013, 07:12:31 AM

Someone say my name?

Slurpee · July 11, 2013, 07:31:39 AM

Quote from: FloppydiskClock;1954414In all seriousness it sounds like you are a closet homosexual.

what are you 12

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I made a fake female dating profile a while ago to see what responses I would get.

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