Mixed Drinks Thread™®©™®™

[PhantomCatClock]

I was looking for this to post a gag drink but it turns out the thread doesn't exist (or at least isn't on the first page of this forum and who even looks farther than that?) so I give thee
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[miracle fruit]

some greasy native gave me a beer with orange juice in it he called it a brass monkey and it was disgusting