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Losperman

November 16, 2015, 02:44:53 AM
I don't remember if we are allowed to post birthday threads in General anymore, but Soup did it first and I can't let his kindness go unanswered, can I?

So happy birthday to the soupiest sunnufabitch this side of Campbell's.

{{{SewpKlak}}}

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Soup Clock

#1
November 16, 2015, 04:22:29 AM
Quote from: Losperman on November 16, 2015, 02:44:53 AM
I don't remember if we are allowed to post birthday threads in General anymore, but Soup did it first and I can't let his kindness go unanswered, can I?

So happy birthday to the soupiest sunnufabitch this side of Campbell's.

{{{SewpKlak}}}



Ohshit I should probably find out about the legality of that. Breakindalaw.  Our birthdays are special though because we are identical twins.

I believe you gave me this same gift basket last year, though it's all good cause the chili pepper broke 2 months ago.  I still haven't found the other half.
ass whore

Losperman

#2
November 16, 2015, 04:57:22 AM
Quote from: Soup Clock on November 16, 2015, 04:22:29 AM
Ohshit I should probably find out about the legality of that. Breakindalaw.  Our birthdays are special though because we are identical twins.

I believe you gave me this same gift basket last year, though it's all good cause the chili pepper broke 2 months ago.  I still haven't found the other half.

I figured you might go through vibrators like I did. Plus it never hurts to have duplicate copies of your favorite porn, in the case of someone breaking in and stealing it. You have a porn safe, right?
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Yomuchan

#3
November 16, 2015, 09:02:39 AM
Happy birthday, soupclock!

BilliardBall10

#4
November 16, 2015, 04:54:02 PM
happy birthday soup!

both you and losperman are awesome people!

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

PhantomCatClock

#5
November 16, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
You beautiful people, you

<3

Soup Clock

#6
November 17, 2015, 05:51:05 AM
Quote from: Losperman on November 16, 2015, 04:57:22 AM
I figured you might go through vibrators like I did. Plus it never hurts to have duplicate copies of your favorite porn, in the case of someone breaking in and stealing it. You have a porn safe, right?

Not only do I have a porn safe, but as an extra security measure the safe has a colorless, odorless cayenne vapor spritz for those who do not disable the trap before accessing the safe.  The trap is lined up to subtlety spray a cayenne extract mist onto an unauthorized persons hand should they manage to work past the safe's exterior locks.  While this does not prevent them from illegally obtaining the porn, it will overwhelm them with regret when they attempt to "utilize" the contents of the magazines.
ass whore

Losperman

#7
November 17, 2015, 04:33:21 PM
Quote from: Soup Clock on November 17, 2015, 05:51:05 AMNot only do I have a porn safe, but as an extra security measure the safe has a colorless, odorless cayenne vapor spritz for those who do not disable the trap before accessing the safe.  The trap is lined up to subtlety spray a cayenne extract mist onto an unauthorized persons hand should they manage to work past the safe's exterior locks.  While this does not prevent them from illegally obtaining the porn, it will overwhelm them with regret when they attempt to "utilize" the contents of the magazines.

So THAT'S what that was. It was a pretty exciting deviation from my normal routine, honestly.
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BilliardBall10

#8
November 17, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Quote from: Losperman on November 17, 2015, 04:33:21 PM
Quote from: Soup Clock on November 17, 2015, 05:51:05 AMNot only do I have a porn safe, but as an extra security measure the safe has a colorless, odorless cayenne vapor spritz for those who do not disable the trap before accessing the safe.  The trap is lined up to subtlety spray a cayenne extract mist onto an unauthorized persons hand should they manage to work past the safe's exterior locks.  While this does not prevent them from illegally obtaining the porn, it will overwhelm them with regret when they attempt to "utilize" the contents of the magazines.

So THAT'S what that was. It was a pretty exciting deviation from my normal routine, honestly.

ah, the hazards of the job.

the secret is to always soak your hand in yogurt before ''using'' the contaminated porn.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

PhantomCatClock

#9
November 21, 2015, 01:43:47 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I jack it while reading this thread over and over

Losperman

#10
November 21, 2015, 06:18:25 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 21, 2015, 01:43:47 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I jack it while reading this thread over and over

Isn't that what birthday threads are for?
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PhantomCatClock

#11
November 21, 2015, 08:21:52 PM
oh god, please stop bumping this. My dick still hurts from yesterday

BilliardBall10

#12
November 21, 2015, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 21, 2015, 08:21:52 PM
oh god, please stop bumping this. My dick still hurts from yesterday
say what again?

should we post more in this thread or not...?

(lol)

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

Yomuchan

#13
November 22, 2015, 06:37:19 PM Last Edit: November 22, 2015, 06:39:29 PM by Yomuchan
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 21, 2015, 01:43:47 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I jack it while reading this thread over and over

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 21, 2015, 08:21:52 PM
oh god, please stop bumping this. My dick still hurts from yesterday

Well then...

BilliardBall10

#14
November 22, 2015, 10:17:06 PM
good responce, yomuchan! ;)

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

PhantomCatClock

#15
November 22, 2015, 10:47:55 PM
Quote from: Yomuchan on November 22, 2015, 06:37:19 PM


fuck is this? get this gay shit out of here and bring back the dildo baskets

Losperman

#16
November 23, 2015, 03:39:46 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 22, 2015, 10:47:55 PMfuck is this? get this gay shit out of here and bring back the dildo baskets

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VCRClock

#17
November 23, 2015, 04:46:53 PM
Quote from: Losperman on November 23, 2015, 03:39:46 AM


I almost didn't catch this. Nice work !
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

#18
November 23, 2015, 05:14:28 PM
Oh shit, it went right over my head. Them's some fine MSPaintShop skills

Losperman

#19
November 23, 2015, 05:21:46 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 23, 2015, 05:14:28 PM
Oh shit, it went right over my head. Them's some fine MSPaintShop skills

It's not my handiwork, unfortunately. I can't recall who made it (sorry, person!). I just made and spammed the first one.
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