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...ing.



That post probably should've gone in a dedicated Hearthstone thread but fuck it. Actually, no, I'm going to make one right now.

After hovering around rank 10 a lot in Hearthstone pre-Kraken, I finally, FINALLY found the decks that are gonna get me out of the rank ≤18 pit with the new Standard format. I can deal with new cards being added, but they took all my crutches away.

Also, made a N'Zoth, bought some packs, immediately get a golden N'Zoth. Don't get me wrong, the second I want a new legendary I'm gonna melt that fucker down (golden Jaraxxus is the only golden legendary for me) but for the time being HOOHEEHAHIHAHUE LOOK AT ALL THESE GOLDEN DEATHRATTLE FUCKERS



speaking of important personal accomplishments, I finally got to Harrison a Doomhammer. I had to wait until it was down to two durability because it was in my one deck that gets decent draw power, but still. It's the principle.


And now for our regularly scheduled circle jerk and competitive masturbating.

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running out of arena gold pretty quickly

I used to be able to nearly break even but I seem to have gotten much worse since the new expansion
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I am so intensely jealous of people who ever could make a profit in the arena. I'd watch Kripparrian/other YouTube arena tutorials, use tier lists, get my spells/minions and mana distributions down just right, HIT THE PERFECT CURVE AND



still go like 3-3



I just can't get arena. I'm trapped on Constructed and in fact I've just started spending my gold on card packs, now, for the last 1000g or so.

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Fine, I'll just beat myself.

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This week's brawl is so good for doing dailies. I've only been doing it for quests, and I'm at like 16 wins. I don't think I've ever played a brawl this much, except to try to beat Kel'Thuzad

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I haven't been playing so much recently. Been busy. :/

Plus DOOM, UC4, and Overwatch are all coming out this month.

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This week's Tavern Brawl™ is, for how simple it is, pretty great. Come at me you chumba wumbas.

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phantomcat!

should i join hearthstone, or not?

if yes, i can be your vassal. y/n

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yes so i can kick your ass six ways from sunday except not on sundays because there's no tavern brawl then



make sure to join the american servers because europeans are too good at arena

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fair enough, phantomcat!

i shall join the US of A servers.

lets be gaming buddies! :D

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OK

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add me

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Fan of Knives - Three Mana - Deal one damage to all enemy minions. If none of them had divine shield, draw Backstab.

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A fan of knives? can't say I am.

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Are You A Fan Of Knives was my arena team

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Fan of Knives?
im not a fan of knives, im more of a ''sword'' type-of guy...

i thought you knew me better, pcat! what has happened to us? (lol)

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LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT OUT OF HIS 4-3 RUT AND BEAT HIS 5-3 RECORD

okay, maybe not that impressive

I was so close to winning that one and getting the better tier of rewards, but this is a step in the right direction

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LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT OUT OF HIS 4-3 RUT AND BEAT HIS 5-3 RECORD

what the what now?

i mean, congrats for your (almost) victory in this game, but explain me, what does this 4-3/5-3 thingy means?
also: teach me how to win this thing, i am now your deciple in heartstone

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I would guess he means arena runs, you win by picking paladin.