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Farted by NintendrCkolc, May 31, 2016, 07:03:20 PM

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d u m p y

i definitely wouldn't be opposed to viewing some cake farts right about now

AbsintheClock

Cake farts is kinda tame compared to some of the shit you people made me watch over the years.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

yeah cakefarts is disappointingly banal considering all the hype it gets.

miracle fruit

smh its not all about the shock factor

cake farts has elegance

PhantomCatClock

brown paper packages tied up in cake farts

NintendrCkolc

#6
I never looked at it as some sort of shock video like the casual viewer might. More so just something to say WTF to and maybe laugh.

Like MFC said, there's a certain charm and elegance about it. The way the camera pans around the delicious looking velvety chocolate cake. The sudden close up of a 4/10 girl with a huge nose and jacked up horse teeth. The strange transition from thinking eww to eh when you realize her body isn't actually that bad. The way she lets her hair down and talks to the audience. "Lets get this done", "wanna be nice and comfortable for this one", etc.

And then she happily plops her booty down on that cake and lifts up only to rip one right into the lens of the camera.

So beautiful. I could cry.

also here's her facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisa.wogen

I send her messages from time to time asking if she'll fart on my face.

d u m p y

I'm just saying if that was an actual genre of porn I'd probably be into it

AbsintheClock

Glad to see you guys waxing poetic about cake farts. Kinda creepy that you know what her facebook account is.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: AbsintheClock on June 01, 2016, 12:27:32 AM
Glad to see you guys waxing poetic about cake farts. Kinda creepy that you know what her facebook account is.

Wasn't hard to find. Her name is pretty well known. Typed it into facebook, walla.

BilliardBall10

i watched the vid right now.

unlike other shock videos, this one was pretty tame.
also the girl had a really nice body, despite her strange fart fetish.

Quote from: AbsintheClock on June 01, 2016, 12:27:32 AM
Glad to see you guys waxing poetic about cake farts. Kinda creepy that you know what her facebook account is.
really? they are following the porn actress facebook page? wow, and you are calling me a psychopath?
ironic.

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VCRClock

Quote from: ahehehehehehuh on May 31, 2016, 11:16:04 PM
smh its not all about the shock factor

cake farts has elegance

cake farts is a video about what i like the most
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

d u m p y

I don't have a fart fetish, like pretty sure getting farted on or around would kill any potential boner for me pretty quick. But sometimes fart porn can be pretty cool because of how buttholes look when farting.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: DumpsterClock on June 02, 2016, 02:56:07 PM
I don't have a fart fetish, like pretty sure getting farted on or around would kill any potential boner for me pretty quick. But sometimes fart porn can be pretty cool because of how buttholes look when farting.

I wanna lick your farting butthole Dumpster-senpai.

Sheep

she doesn't even eat the cake wtf