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Farted by AbsintheClock, June 07, 2016, 08:46:28 PM

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Slurpee

Quote from: AbsintheClock on June 15, 2016, 10:48:19 PM
Your votes don't count anyways.
it's a representational democracy, if i wanted my vote to count i'd move to ohio.
haha no i wouldnt.

i've been calling 2016 for hilldog for the better part of a decade.

the g.o.p. have been so desperate to destroy hillary clinton that attempting to generate scandals for her has literally been a multi-million dollar cottage industry for decades, and they still caaaaaan't quiiiiiiite they just a little they caaaaaan't, allllllmooooost...

lol noooo the bad lady ;_;
quick, chant the magic spell! "benghazi! e-mails! indictment! benghazi! e-mails! indictment!" why isn't it working???

'cause she's a beeeeeeaaast! also there was just never anybody that could beat her, sorry.
maybe biden at one point, but swingin joe don't give a fuck no more.

will hillary be indicted for setting up a private e-mail server that may or may not have failed to adequately secure content that may or may not have retroactively been deemed classified? no
otoh trump is seriously going to actual civil trial for fraud, false advertising, unfair business practices and, somehow, not a joke, elder abuse, over trump university. can you campaign from the courtroom? you can, my friend. and it'll be great. it'll be the best, I can tell you that much right now. better than any other campaign from inside the courtroom that you've seen. you can believe that. it'll be yuge. incidentally, something racist about indians out of nowhere and for no apparent reason. yes, the man with the beautiful hat?

i voted for bernie because he unexpectedly gained enough momentum to threaten the democratic establishment (dnc were on tenterhooks about him after the california primary because his base is an ominously large democratic voting bloc) while openly identifying himself as a democratic socialist, which, hey, has been my stated and preferred political philosophy for years, once again establishing my prescience for cool and popular things. so you know actually faced an unexpected loss in this election? cold war era fearmongering over vocabulary words, motherfucker. is he a socialist??? *wringing hands* YES BITCH. it turns out using a government elected by and answerable to its constituents to prevent abuse of the market economy is a realistic option for a wealthy and technologically advanced nation lacking in economic mobility, and not only is this in absolutely no respect a violation of the constitution, but saying as much doesn't even make you a soviet sleeper agent. in fact it most closely resembles the extremely successful happy and prosperous nordic model, beautiful furniture-making northern european noted non-enemies of the united states! just sayinnnn~ ("bah! entitled millenials with their selfies and their shoes with the wheels in them aren't even old enough to remember to live in fear of the boogeyman!" -the people who destroyed the housing market "how can you believe something other than what I believe when that entire region demonstrating the success of this system fails in a thought experiment created by somebody you've never heard of with a vested interest in not adopting it? read a book you ignorant liberal!" -asshole)

anyway california's going to the democrats, and the presidential election operates on the electoral college, so my vote in the general election actually doesn't matter, which is why, as ever, I'm voting for the most popular third party candidate*, because once they get 5% of the vote, they get access to FEC funding, and once they get 15%, they get into the presidential debate, and other than local and state offices and propositions, there is nothing more important in our democratic elections than ending the goddamn two-party system. and THAT'S why voting matters and THAT'S why carlin can suck it for making it cool to think otherwise.

*gary johnson, presumably, who incidentally has a spotless civil liberties record. we really shouldn't hate each other, anarchocapitalists and classical liberals! we really only disagree on the relative morality of the natural outcome of market economics. also private gun ownership but that's basically unwinnable on my end. if we can't cross that line nobody gets a shot at the corporatist neoliberals running both major parties that no one actually likes.

criminalize gerrymandering.
bye

d u m p y


PhantomCatClock

I remember when I had enough faith in America to think Trump wasn't going to win, too.

miracle fruit

boy thats a lot of reading im just not gonna do

miracle fruit

give ur next president a smooch slurpeeclock


Slurpee

Quote from: ahehehehehehuh on June 16, 2016, 05:44:01 PM
boy thats a lot of reading im just not gonna do
nobody ever mistook you for somebody who does a lot of reading

miracle fruit

to be fair i read up to "hillary clinton is a beeeeeeeast" and i cringed the fuck outta there

Slurpee

i cant help her being a beast it's just a fact

PolyhedronClock

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PolyhedronClock

slurpee that was some grade-A popsts

RobClock

I was really happy that until this point the CC forums had practiced abstinence in talking about the upcoming united states presidential election can we go back to not talking about the upcoming united states presidential election

RobClock


Slurpee


d u m p y

Yes let's just all agree that Trump is perfect and is definitely going to win and just leave it there

BilliardBall10

bob-clock is right.

lets all stop fighting about politics, because politics+religion are always subjects that are gonna end up in a heated debate and those things always make ppl sad/angry.

so, lets all agree that donald trump has beautiful, luxurious hair; its probably a wig, but its the most beautiful wig that you've ever seen!

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

d u m p y


BilliardBall10

its definitely a wig.

or a combover.


k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

PhantomCatClock

dick masterson wouldn't lie about trump not lying about it not being a wig

he even glued it down and asked someone to tug on it on stage

AbsintheClock

It's not a wig. It's a botched scalp flap surgery. Scalp flap surgery is pretty much cutting the bald skin off of the scalp, and sewing the hairy bits together to cover it. There's no baldness, it's just a really complicated combover to cover up a fucked up scalp.

Now this guy on the other hand is a fucking pro at the combover.

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miracle fruit

i know it can be confusing but maybe this video can explain donald trump to u clock crew faggots in a language you can understand

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