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Farted by PhantomCatClock, June 26, 2016, 09:56:36 PM

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AlbinoClock

>gouge out own eyes

AbsintheClock

>Shit in the well

BilliardBall10

>jump from the trapdoor, and then

>travel down to the old spire forest, as the map says.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

PhantomCatClock

Quote from: DumpsterClock on June 27, 2016, 08:41:13 PM
>smoke a phat bowl
>
How are you supposed to drink phat?!

Quote from: RobClock on June 28, 2016, 12:48:26 AM
>look through hole in steel
>
You see a forest moving by at an alarming speed. The wind pushes your eyeball inside your skull but luckily you needed to look badass to overcome your elf stigma and an eyepatch would really help.

Quote from: ahehehehehehuh on June 28, 2016, 08:46:59 AM
>poop in ur hand and eat it
>
You poop. What a relief! Your pants are not soiled as you are holding them.

Quote from: AbsintheClock on June 28, 2016, 11:27:55 AM
>Shit in the well
>
You poop. What a relief!

Quote from: AlbinoClock on June 28, 2016, 11:18:27 AM
>gouge out own eyes
>
You hold your longsword steadily, but you don't know how you're supposed to gouge the out!

Quote from: BilliardBall10 on June 28, 2016, 06:48:13 PM
>jump from the trapdoor, and then

>travel down to the old spire forest, as the map says.
>
You jump up and down. You feel silly.

>
Arglebargle, glop-glyf?!

AbsintheClock

>Show your genitals to everyone in the library.

zl

>craft present with poop

PhantomCatClock

Quote from: AbsintheClock on June 28, 2016, 07:36:22 PM
>Show your genitals to everyone in the library.
>
How are you supposed to drink your?!

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln on June 28, 2016, 10:21:56 PM
>craft present with poop
>
Done.

Inventory:
+1 Masterwork Bow
Masterwork Quiver
-Fir, iron arrows x 10
-Spruce, mithril arrows x 2
Neon yellow spandex pants
Butcher knife (worn on belt)
Frying pan (worn on belt)
Satchel (worn on belt)
-Delicious Bannock x 4
-Lembas mazapan x 4
Waterskin (worn on belt)
Weapon sheath (worn on back)
Map of Gijsdanf
Treasure Map
Flea circus
Giraffe skull
Sculpture of the King

BilliardBall10

>use the common longsword on steel door (many times)

>pierce steel door with the common longsword (many times)

once the door has more holes than the plotholes in ''lost'', then proceed with the

>use frying pan on steel door (repeatedly)

and then, the battered and full-of-holes steel door will budge, therefore liberating our elven friend!

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

AlbinoClock


Sheep

>just scream really fucking loudly into the hole

PhantomCatClock

Quote from: BilliardBall10 on June 29, 2016, 04:47:08 PM
>use the common longsword on steel door (many times)

>pierce steel door with the common longsword (many times)

once the door has more holes than the plotholes in ''lost'', then proceed with the

>use frying pan on steel door (repeatedly)

and then, the battered and full-of-holes steel door will budge, therefore liberating our elven friend!

>
How are you supposed to drink the?!

>
The steel door falls away, revealing a forest passing by at breakneck speed. GOOD GOD, YOU'RE ON A MOVING TRAIN.

>
How are you supposed to drink frying?!

Quote from: AlbinoClock on June 29, 2016, 06:21:29 PM
>fuck

>
Done.

Quote from: Captain Sheepy on June 30, 2016, 12:22:33 AM
>just scream really fucking loudly into the hole

>
How are you supposed to drink scream?!

zl

>renounce violence

>throw +1 masterwork bow out door

>throw masterwork quiver out door

>craft present from fir, iron arrows x 10

Sheep


BilliardBall10


k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

AbsintheClock

>expose your genitals to everyone on the train.

RenegadeClock

>drink from your waterskin

BilliardBall10

phantomcat, LETS GET OUR ELF OUT OF THAT TRAIN...

because if he doesnt leave the train soon, this will end up like ''snowpiercer'', and dear god, that movie was awful.
(SPOILERS: it had a I'm a edgy teen ending, everyone got eaten by a polar bear /end of SPOILERS)

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

AbsintheClock

Snowpiercer was fucking awesome. Tilda Swinton was a great villain.

BilliardBall10

Quote from: AbsintheClock on July 06, 2016, 08:52:52 PM
Tilda Swinton was a great villain.
i agree on that aspect, tilda swinton is (generally) a great villain; just look at her when she was playing the white witch on the narnia movies.. and she's good in all of her movies. she's cool

(SPOILERS)
however the ending of snowpiercer was I'm a edgy teen. they blew up the train, and now they were left stranded with 1 child and 1 woman, while facing a very hungry polar bear.
oh boy, great idea to blow up the train. (tight space+explosives=bad idea)
(END OF SPOILERS)

ed harris was an excellent villain as well, while john hurt is (also) a great actor.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

BilliardBall10


k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.