If you can't read this, you jerk off with buttered noodles.

[AbsintheClock]

Butterballs.

[PhantomCatClock]

Joke's on you, I jerk off with buttered noodles.

[AbsintheClock]

Do you boil them first or do you like them crunchy?

[zl]

somebody tell me the title of this thread, it's not showing up for me

[PhantomCatClock]

See? We both jerk off with buttered noodles. More proof we need/deserve a cemetery forum.




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[RobClock]

Do you boil them first or do you like them crunchy?

Crunchy is the only way to go. If your dick isn't bleeding by the end of it, you just aren't jerking off.