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Farted by d u m p y, January 25, 2017, 03:50:58 PM

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d u m p y


Slurpee


PhantomCatClock


BilliardBall10

you know, your thread title reminds me of the ''true and honest'' quote by chris-chan's antics, and thats never a good sign.
are you hiding something from us, mr dumpster?

also:

as a proud member of the Smalm Union of Clocktopia, i can honestly say that kodiak clock has created the word ''smalm''.
so please do not violate his smalm rights.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

Slurpee


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK


PhantomCatClock

this coming from smalmcolm x



BB10 brings up an interesting point. Do you think I could convince EL PRESIDENTE TRUMP to make chris-chan illegal if I let him build a pipeline under my house?

d u m p y


BilliardBall10

smalm belongs to kodiak clock, under smalm law 723635, based on smalm rights 45.

smalm off

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

d u m p y

Quote from: BilliardBall10 on January 30, 2017, 11:44:35 AM
smalm belongs to kodiak clock, under smalm law 723635, based on smalm rights 45.

smalm off

Eat shit

Asshatclock


BilliardBall10

Quote from: just regular ol dumpster clock on January 30, 2017, 10:41:36 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10 on January 30, 2017, 11:44:35 AM
smalm belongs to kodiak clock, under smalm law 723635, based on smalm rights 45.

smalm off
Eat shit

smalm down, you degenerate ape.

smalm still belongs to kodiak clock.

Quote from: Asshatclock on January 31, 2017, 02:07:46 PM
I'd like some smalm please.

for you? YES SIR!

welcome back, sir asshat! we all missed you! (i also missed you), whats up?

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

d u m p y


PhantomCatClock


Kodiakclock

Can't believe you people are falling for this fake smalm.
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt


PhantomCatClock

I refuse to click that on the grounds I kind of don't want to know

miracle fruit


BilliardBall10

#18
Quote from: joe rogan on February 03, 2017, 09:11:07 AM
Quote from: just regular ol dumpster clock on January 30, 2017, 10:41:36 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10 on January 30, 2017, 11:44:35 AM
smalm belongs to kodiak clock, under smalm law 723635, based on smalm rights 45.
smalm off
Eat shit

huh. your boyfriend said this 5 days ago, and i already replied back to him, so get with the times, miraclepoop!

tl;tr:
smalm down, you degenerate ape.

PS: smalm still belongs to kodiak clock, the people's elbow.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

Luwano

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on February 03, 2017, 04:44:10 AM
I refuse to click that on the grounds I kind of don't want to know

Spoiler alert: The truth could be oversmalming.