Author Topic: effective immediately the clock crew will no longer be offering benefits  (Read 1288 times)

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the law says i don't have to

y'all are cut off

and before you ask, yes, if you had previously been "friends with benefits" under the clock crew benefits program, you will now be "friends" going forward

i'm not sorry fucking deal with it at least you don't have lady health problems

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and before you ask, yes, if you had previously been "friends with benefits" under the clock crew benefits program, you will now be "friends" going forward
no please you can't do this to me I have a boner

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What about fringe benefits? Can I still get my blam-worthy pieces of crap through by making a thread here?

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what does this mean for my honorary clockfriend status?
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Those were not "benefits", they were ritualistic obligations.

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what?

also can i keep my title as ''clocktopia's best swordsman''(TM)?
i also hope that i will still be able to have free coffee+borscht from the CC's buffet.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

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Have you had the coffee here? It's not a benefit, let me tell you.





...But yeah, is the coffee gone?