Author Topic: Shrek Greentexts  (Read 566 times)

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Shrek Greentexts
« on: December 26, 2017, 05:02:39 PM »
send me your worst.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life Iíve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; ďShrek is lifeĒ
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Iím crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and itís really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Itís Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear ďThis is my swamp.Ē
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>Iím ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says ďItís all ogre now.Ē
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
« Last Edit: December 27, 2017, 01:44:40 AM by Jamba C. »

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Re: Shrek Greentexts
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2017, 08:24:52 PM »
man, that was a great thread everybody. I'll never forget this thread

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Re: Shrek Greentexts
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2017, 02:01:56 PM »
Yeah ok


Anyways post your weird shrek greentext stories here ok

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Re: Shrek Greentexts
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2017, 02:05:50 PM »
MAN, THAT WAS A GREAT THREAD EVERYBODY. I WILLLL NEVER FORGET THIS THREAD