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The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« on: January 04, 2018, 10:14:14 PM »
Open up, will ya?

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2018, 03:02:13 AM »
I don't know about "a crush" but I would 100% crush either of the lasses from the D&D cartoon

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2018, 06:28:46 AM »
I don't know about "a crush" but I would 100% crush either of the lasses from the D&D cartoon

Back off dude, Sheila’s my girl

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2018, 06:49:45 AM »
Well then I've got JUNGLE EVAH



unless sheila was the acrobat, then I've got to play HIDE THE PICKLE WITH A +5 TO SNEAK

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2018, 06:51:48 AM »
Shiela was the redhead thief with those sexy leggings and the purple cloak. Diana was the acrobat in the furry bikini.

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2018, 06:50:45 AM »
I didn't remember her wearing leggings so I google image searched "D&D Sheila" and the first like three pages are porn before you get to actual screenshots of the show, just so you know

(she does not, by the way, but now that you mention it I'd also smash Daphne)

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2018, 08:30:43 AM »
People who act like Velma is hotter than daphne are projecting so hard they double as CinemaScope theatres

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2018, 12:23:56 PM »
People who act like Velma is hotter than daphne are projecting so hard they double as CinemaScope theatres

ok if you're cool with someone who's kidnapped more often than not

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2018, 01:15:27 PM »
ok then

here's my crush


she's my crush because she isn't you-know-who

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2018, 05:05:58 PM »

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2018, 09:18:12 PM »
that's her crown, silly

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So
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2018, 11:21:06 AM »




any other cartoon characters you're in love with

or do I have to close this thread

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2018, 01:02:33 PM »
Jamba you make me feel like an old man

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2018, 02:12:44 PM »
Jamba you make me feel like an old man


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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2018, 10:38:48 PM »
People who act like Velma is hotter than daphne are projecting so hard they double as CinemaScope theatres

ok if you're cool with someone who's kidnapped more often than not
remember that one episode where they're at a sawmill and the monster fucking ties velma to a log that's about to get sawn in half?
like, it's all goofy antics and shaggy and scooby do that scramble where they run for like 3 seconds without actually traveling anywhere before they reach her and untie her, but like, velma almost fucking died in a really horrific way and no matter who i talk to at this party nobody remembers and i will not stop spilling wine everywhere until somebody fucking agrees with me or even just remembers
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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2018, 12:58:01 AM »
I wanted to make a joke answer but after due diligence I can not come up with a single cartoon character that I could safely say no adult in this world would actually want to fuck

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2018, 01:10:03 AM »
how about slurpeeclock

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2018, 01:45:39 AM »
Well, no reasonable adult would want to bone Jon Arbuckle

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Re: The "secret cartoon crushes" thread
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2018, 01:50:24 AM »
John's been getting mad puss in the comics for the last couple years from Garfield's vet