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Farted by JambaClock, January 04, 2018, 10:14:14 PM

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PhantomCatClock

I don't know about "a crush" but I would 100% crush either of the lasses from the D&D cartoon

RobClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 05, 2018, 03:02:13 AM
I don't know about "a crush" but I would 100% crush either of the lasses from the D&D cartoon

Back off dude, Sheila’s my girl

PhantomCatClock

Well then I've got JUNGLE EVAH



unless sheila was the acrobat, then I've got to play HIDE THE PICKLE WITH A +5 TO SNEAK

RobClock

Shiela was the redhead thief with those sexy leggings and the purple cloak. Diana was the acrobat in the furry bikini.

PhantomCatClock

I didn't remember her wearing leggings so I google image searched "D&D Sheila" and the first like three pages are porn before you get to actual screenshots of the show, just so you know

(she does not, by the way, but now that you mention it I'd also smash Daphne)

RobClock

People who act like Velma is hotter than daphne are projecting so hard they double as CinemaScope theatres

VCRClock

Quote from: RobClock on January 05, 2018, 08:30:43 AM
People who act like Velma is hotter than daphne are projecting so hard they double as CinemaScope theatres

ok if you're cool with someone who's kidnapped more often than not
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

JambaClock

ok then

here's my crush


she's my crush because she isn't you-know-who

RenegadeClock


JambaClock


JambaClock





any other cartoon characters you're in love with

or do I have to close this thread

RobClock

Jamba you make me feel like an old man

JambaClock


Topcatyo

Quote from: VCRClock on January 05, 2018, 12:23:56 PM
Quote from: RobClock on January 05, 2018, 08:30:43 AM
People who act like Velma is hotter than daphne are projecting so hard they double as CinemaScope theatres

ok if you're cool with someone who's kidnapped more often than not
remember that one episode where they're at a sawmill and the monster fucking ties velma to a log that's about to get sawn in half?
like, it's all goofy antics and shaggy and scooby do that scramble where they run for like 3 seconds without actually traveling anywhere before they reach her and untie her, but like, velma almost fucking died in a really horrific way and no matter who i talk to at this party nobody remembers and i will not stop spilling wine everywhere until somebody fucking agrees with me or even just remembers

Slurpee

I wanted to make a joke answer but after due diligence I can not come up with a single cartoon character that I could safely say no adult in this world would actually want to fuck

PhantomCatClock


Slurpee


JambaClock

Well, no reasonable adult would want to bone Jon Arbuckle

PhantomCatClock

John's been getting mad puss in the comics for the last couple years from Garfield's vet