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Do you wipe before or after you poop?

Before—I am all about efficiency
0 (0%)
After—I am all about hygeine
8 (44.4%)
I wipe my ass, but I do not poop
4 (22.2%)
I poop, but I do not wipe my ass
1 (5.6%)
I neither poop nor wipe my ass
1 (5.6%)
I have no ass and I must wipe
4 (22.2%)

Total Members Voted: 18

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Discuss your disgusting rituals again because the important marketing data was lost and I need it for Clock Day.

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after. I am all about hygiene, sir!

this is why i've been voted ''cleanest butt of 1377'' in the royal knighthood votes for clean butts, because im quite clean

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i shower after every poop



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I shower and poop at the same time

I am all about efficiency


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I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop before it comes out of my butthole, and then I fart rainbows. I'm not gay though, so it's very confusing.

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I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop
that explains your eternal anger.

i wish the best for you, and may your hemorrhoids be vanquished forever!
(i.e. to disappear)

PS: btw, my uncle saved his butt by doing an ultrasound hemorrhoid surgery. it worked!

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I run the bathwater and get my ass under it. Wiping just smears the shit around and we don't have bidets in the US.

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Wipe your ass before pooping? What are you mad

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I have no ass and I must wipe
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After a poop I have one of my servants wipe their butt in my stead
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I like to poop in the shower and then I have a little chopstick that I push it in the grate with